haha my boy, you've been playing that silly warcraft game for 12 hours now! have fun with your friends, son. don't stay up too late.
Get out, random nigger
Get the fuck out of my house nigger.
>>26999157
Y-you too black dad.
Have you ever fallen in love with a lesbian, /r9k/? How did it turn out?
>>26999041
Yeah, once.
She legitimately seemed interested in me. She approached me at a party, and we hit it off pretty well. She would host parties at her place all the time and invite me every time. She'd hang out with me mostly and we'd get drunk and flirt with each other. She grabbed my ass a few times, we'd have long drawn out hugs, she invited me to her room alone a few times, but always got interrupted by her roommate.
All of this, and a couple months down the line, she tells me she's...
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>tfw the only qt at work is a lesbian
oh well i guess it'sfor the best
Lesbians are a meme.
Reminder to feel le Bern tomorrow in order to prevent the frigid bitch from getting the nomination and to protect your NEET priviliges and stick it to the wagecucks
Nah to busy being Canadian to care
>>26999059
905, how about you?
Oogogoggg
Bernard Gutman doesn't care about white people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTKWPr-AknM
Sup over-25ers.
How old are you?
What are you reading?
What are you watching?
What are you playing?
What are you eating?
And how are you feeling?
Anyone else feel nostalgic for pre-00s girls? It feels like the age before hardcore internet porn became a normal thing for teens was the last time women in our society had any sense of innocence. I can remember growing up with girls in their teens who thought sex was scary and men were scary, girls that thought porn was disgusting. Their idea of a boyfriend was some dude you held hands...
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32.
Not reading or watching anything currently. I've gotten into radio dramas, though.
Playing tf2 and tabletop rpgs.
Eating mostly fast food because I can't be bothered to cook for myself.
Feeling bored. Most of my friends are in their 20s and moved to a big city a few months ago to live hipster crustpunk do-nothing lives. So I'm now friendless, essentially.
Not really nostalgic for 90s girls. Same shit, different era.
Dating is shit now, though. I can't even bother. I won't bother with hookup bullshit.
>>26999080
What sort of radio dramas?
>>26999002
>How old are you?
26
>What are you reading?
Mondaiji-tachi volume 3, just started it.
>What are you watching?
I watched Mondaiji-tachi anime yesterday to catch up after reading vol 1 and 2 of the light novel, right now I'm not watching anything in particular, I've been stalling stuff since last summer because I moved to a capped internet connection and can't torrent much, it really sucks.
>What are you playing?
I play mc survival or wow pvp servers, mostly wow which I last played 3 days ago.
>What are you eating?
I ate normal crackers just now, I had chicken breast and pasta with vegetables sauce for dinner.
>And how are you feeling?
A bit anxious because there're many things I want to do but I keep dragging everything for a reason or another.
>Looking back on them, I wish those sorts of girls still existed.
Sadly I never met any girl like that, though there were some polite, reserved and elegant girls in the high school I attended, yet all of them had a boyfriend.
>get call this morning from infection agency
>tells me I might have been infected by Gonorreha because a girl that has been treated there have put me as one the persons she has had sex with
>I'm a virgin and have literally never had sex
>don't want to tell these people that though
>I'm being forced legally to go to a doctor to check it up
>they're also gonna force me to...
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>>26998966
tell the nurse you also had sex with the girls mom
she should get checked
>>26999293
GOLD
>also her dad for maximum keks
>>26998966
Lmfao why don't you want to tell them you're a virgin?
In 2020-2023 he wants Britain to be like this!
He wants to turn Britain and overseas states in Patriotic states, like the ones pictured
What do you faggots think?
>young boys have to box/wrestle in schools
>young girls have to learn 'baby/family/values in schools
What do you /r9K/ fags think of this?
I think he can rebuild an empire!!!
>>26998943
I wish, anon. As much as I like Nige he's kind of just a pro-business kosher softie desu.
Fuck off cunt, get the fuck out of my country
Gonna end up with a ton of fucked kids when you make them spend one hour a week getting punched in their still developing brain.
Manlet feels thread?
>tfw 178cm (5'10")
>Hit a mad grow spurt at 13 and only grew an inch since then
What is this chart even
>tfw 15ft nephilim
feels good man.
>>26998925
Ancient giants, so either human ancestors or cousins according to reverse search image
>people think I'm Hispanic
>people think I'm Arab
>actually Italian and Russian
I knew someone who wouldn't talk to me for awhile cause she thought I was Hispanic.
Trump's gonna kick me out of the country, what do I do lads?
Or are people just stupid?
Are people really scared of hispanics in whiteland? Holy shit, white skinned, colored eye beaner master race here hahahaha
>>26998575
Are you illegal?
>>26998575
It's your dirty stache and bad haircut. Get a fade/pompadour and shave that shit because you have horrendous facial hair genetics.
>birthday on 8 march
>no gf
>>26998403
Are you my friend ?
He has his birthday tomorrow and is gfless.
Where are you from ?
>>26998403
>Turning 23 in August
>Haven't been within 3 light years of a human female
>>26998522
my name starts with D
What do you think of Sex and the City?
Brecause of this show I realized most american are cutfags, really weird stuff
>>26997941
It just illustrates how even after years of experience, middle aged women are no better than their 20 year old counterparts.
I haven't seen it.
So have any robots ever call the Suicide Hotline before? What was the experience like? Did it help? Would you recommend it to others?
What's your story?
>>26997913
>call suicide hotline
>"Stop being a pussy"
>stopped being a pussy
>>26997913
Do people actually call these??
I mean, wouldn't they rather just die than call those strangers only to be told lies?
What's the point?
>>26998748
Here is some advice from me, don't get depressed. You are too paranoid to accept any sort of help and that mixed with being depressed basically means that you are going to die. Try not to die out there friend.
Hey fuckers !!
>go to omegle
>put r9k as interest
>chat with robots
go go go !!!
>>26997801
/soc/ threads belong on /soc/ threads belong on /soc/ threads belong on /soc/ threads belong on /soc/
What's the console command to only find people with same tags?
Went there
foundoriginality
How often do you fap to traps?
>>26997761
More often than I'd like to admit
>>26997796
ha ha ur a fegget
Post more Kalindra
Let's say you found this girl very attractive and you really wanted her, she even "teased" you a bit before hand by wearing tight fitting clothes, and you came close to raping her since she resisted all your sexual advances while you were extremely horny. How would your benis feel?
Would you become harder? Softer because she doesn't like it? Or no effect but stop anyway?
Aren't most men disgusted by it?
>>26997384
it makes me really uncomfortable and sweaty when I read and think about it
If I hadn't thought about it a lot I'd say I was raped as a child and surpressed the memoryor maybe I was the rapist
>>26997384
For me, sex is all about pleasing the woman, with additional joy being drawn from the fact that the woman desires you.
So no, I would not enjoy rape.
I've lived a very lonely life hitherto
>>26997564
>>26997491
You're all good men.
>Talk to qt
>Has literally no slut tells whatsoever, a little introverted but not in an excessive way
>Enjoys reading, crafts, caring for her animals, programming, games, nature
>Has somehow slept with 5 men at the age of 19
Fuck this bullshit.
>>26997252
That's not even a lot though
I'd say that's a pretty average number at that age
>>26997252
it could be worse OP
By the of 19 most girls have sucked and fucked 50+ cocks anon. That's just the way it is, she's pretty tame