>list everything wrong with you
>Anorexic, but addicted to food
>ADHD; have long hair because can't sit still long enough to get a haircut
>Kleptomaniac
>Sadist
>Kinkiest son of a bitch you've ever met; bisexual switch
>Addicted to aspirin
>Depression so bad I take 3 medications for it; two of them are way above...
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doesn't anorexic mean you refuse to eat food
>>27004482
Nah, he prolly just pukes it up later
>>27004500
but that's bulimia
I honestly think that nice guys are entitled to sex or at least a kiss.
If a guy it's putting the effort on being nice to a girl, she, as a decent human being, must reward him with sex.
8/10 to 10/10 girls are exempt and can get away with a kiss because they're prime breeding material only to be used for sex by other 10/10 males.
If everyone did this, there would be no more shootings and problems.
Nobody's entitled to shit in this life
You're born and then shit happens. Deal with it
>>27004067
You're probably a faggot Leo
>>27004067
>If everyone did this, there would be no more shootings and problems.
About to start dropping off resumes, got any tips guys?
Just apply everywhere. Most like online apps now.
>>27004032
Don't list everything. Make it seem like you have only worked at a few places (but for long periods of time.) Also, if you had a high GPA (in college or even fucking highschool), make sure to include it near the top. This helps if you have a shitty meme degree like Political Science.
>>27004104
>putting GPA in the top of your resume
are you being serious
I JUST WANT TO MEET ONE (1) NICE GIRL, THAT'S ALL I ASK, LITERALLY ONE (1)
WHY ARE THEY ALL SO MEAN?
>>27003588
Aqua a shit
>>27003588
Have you considered wearing pants? I find wearing pants increases the odds that a girl will be nice to me astronomically.
>>27003751
But I do wear pants, all the time.
I just want a fat gf with poor hygiene so that no one will want to steal her from me. I would train her to enjoy anime and vidya.
halp
>>27003484
It's not all it's cracked up to be.
>>27003484
>WANTING to deal with the horrendous smell from her fat rolls
>WANTING to deal with the bleeding sores in her fat rolls
>WANTING to spend most of your money on comfort food because of her genetics
>WANTING a fat gf
Unless you are also as fat as her then for god's sake have some decency.
>>27003568
not op but we don't have to be talking like 100 pounds overweight here, maybe like 30-50
ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca5vE5NEQWY [Embed]
You guys should really try going outside and I live in a ghetto ass neighborhood and I still do my mile walks and talk to girls.
Next I'll eventually show me with my niggas and then some girls and then me fucking a girl. But I wanna give it to you in little itty bitty pieces so you squirm even more. Also I love you bebe <3 Be my queenblackstacey <3
Also I'm high off of triple c's so slow response time
>>27003352
what does it feel like to be a piece of shit?
>>27003502
What does it feel like being mad asf?
what city is this? desu senpai
/r9k/ approved Youtubers thread
>I'll begin
>>27003330
Furry faggot with the most unlistenable, nasal, flat voice on the planet.
Try again OP
Idubbbz
He's kind of a gay retard though
Seriously he's not very funny but it's better than most shit
>>27003330
not YMS, that's for sure
pic related is our only friend
Where do robots go to watch JAV videos? I mean streams not torrents, I don't want to waste time downloading something when I'm only going to watch it once or twice for a few minutes.
>>27003255
streaming is for filthy plebs. come back when you get an external HD for you to save your javfu's entire collection
pornve.com or ivhunter.com because I like the image vidoes
use javlibrary and type a code into pornve
>>27003255
javlibrary
javhub
sexvidx
watchjavonline
my favorite movies are netorare / cuckold themed ones
Should I bother texting a girl and asking her to lunch when she said 'Maybe not this week because I'm very busy' whilst she gave me her number?
I told her I'd text her later on to setup a time and date and she agreed. Is it useless to do so considering she used the 'busy' excuse?
To be fair, she has a major event on that she needs to prepare for next week but I'm sure she could've found an hour for lunch.
Robots? Should I have a go or is it worthless? I don't want it to be awkward if she uses the busy excuse again...
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>>27003083
Wait one week, then text her. Don't do it now, let it ride.
>>27003105
Of course I wont do it now, I just got her number today.
The point is - Should I still text her within a weeks time or is it pointless considering she didn't make time for this week? The busy excuse holds up as she has a proper major event - but the whole 'she would've made time for you' argument is compelling.
wait. don't come across as thirsty af.
Ask a legitimate non ugly, non fat girl anything.
I just ran a train on a girl with my bros. Would you be down with that?
>>27003036
why are u so dumb and such bicth
>>27003036
Did you use your real pics in that OKC profile?
>good friend is girly twink and gay
>im either his best friend or one of his best friends
>very depressed and suicidal and is pretty reliant on me
>tells me everything
>good emotional connection/bond
>know that he wants me to fugg him
>seems to be dropping hints that he wants me to date him/be in love with me too but not sure
Should I fuck/date...
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>>27002933
just consider it practice for when you get a real gf
>>27002933
Like my choice in females are to date kind of plain ones who I dont like very much. I dont particularly enjoy their company. The ones in my league arent super attractive.
Or I can date one of the hottest twinks out there who I am legitimately attracted to and who has some kind of daddy issue and I find very hot.
What do I do?
Okay I'll just give muh thread a single bump for more input. I might take this to /adv/ though.
Daily reminder that if you resemble the guy on the left, that crush of yours won't like you. If you resemble the guy on the right, she'll want to fuck your brains out.
So why don't you lift? Everyone knows that these is not a SINGLE girl out there no matter how she herself looks that finds overweight men attractive. Not. A. Single. One. They all like one thing and one thing only: six pack abs, v shaped torso, broad shoulders, and handsome.
So if you're a fatass DO NOT EVEN ATTEMPT. Cute girls are OFF limits unless you look like the guy on the...
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It's literally impossible to get women unless you look like this dude.
If you don't have muscles you might as well just castrate yourself and end it right then and there. In fact that's what I did. It worked out well. No sexual urges any longer.
>>27002922
I know your memeing but that is more attractive than fat
>>27002818
my right or your right?
Are you robots on Facebook?
I deactived a few year back, but now I feel like I'm missing out and sometimes people say I'm hard to find in general. So, maybe it is making me a worse robot not being on there?
Should I reactivate? Wat do?
I haven't had any social media in 6 years feels good desu
>>27002711
I deleted mine about 2 years ago. Go back if you want to read annoying status updates and see pictures of people's kids and shit. It's nothing but a giant circlejerk.
Yeah, but it's entirely a joke account.
Reminder that if you were Chad, this could easily be you.
>>27002617
Thanks for reminding me of it anon.
>>27002617
I could have people photoshopping incest fantasies next to nude photos of me online?
>>27002617
why would Chad even want to commit incest?
Who here loves the Marine Corps? It's the branch I'm thinking about going into.
>>27002372
it's literally the most normie-tier thing you could possibly do.
>>27002372
My best friend went into the marines only to come back an obnoxious drama queen dipshit..
What are military officers like? Are they hyperchads? Or empathetic to our kind?