Have you guys tried voting yet?
>Be Me
>Live in Idaho
>Time to vote and make America Great Again
>Filling out Voting Sheet
>"Please select Political Party
>Well I fancy myself to be a Libertarian but Trump seems like the best candidate for me
>lady says I have to be a member for the Republican or the Constitutional party
>Panic...
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>>27023769
>libertarian
>trump
?
>>27023769
What the fuck is wrong with you? Trump is almost the opposite of libertarian you retard
>>27023819
I like the ideals of being a Libertarian but I know in practice it falls short. I still like Trump the most of all.
Praise be to Allah
Allahu akbar
>>27023642
No, thanks, but no, omama.
>>27023642
Omama Akbar.
Go back to /b/ retard FUCK THE ROBOT DESU DESU DESU SENPAI
I'm 19 years old in high school. My grades are mediocre and I'm going to uni after the summer. I'm literally autistic and all my life I've been an outcast. I had some friends when I was 15 but I lost them when we started high school. Now I can't make friends to save my life. No one really cares about me. My brother who is one year younger than me is basically a perfect version of me and my parents love him many times more than me.
I can see nothing good in my future. I'm going to a shit uni, I won't be able to make friends there, I...
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I failed at real life too. I think I'm going to go to a hotel somewhere far away and go on a big bender culminating in overdose or suicide.
>>27023575
A school shooting is your only real option here. Find a way to stream it and you will be legendary.
>>27023575
>When I'm 20 and at college I will be expected to behave like an adult.
Top kek. Nobody expects you to do anything. The behaving like an adult will just help you get good grades, and add some structure to your life.
>What am I supposed to do? Go to a uni I don't like, study something I'm completely uninterested in, get a job I will hate, grow up into a boring adult, never have a wife or kids and be happy with that? Might as well...
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What are you
I'm a mix of cyborg and mouse
>>27022719
Like 60/40 Cerebrotonic/Mouse
>life is hell
Unfortunately every aspect of the super autist applies to me
Sloth bros ww@
>be me
>Indian
>date another cool Indian girl for 6 months
>first relationship, but slept with a few other girls
>we have a lot in common
>3 weeks ago we talk about past relationships
>tells me her ex was white (this was in collage)
>fucking disgusted
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TAKE THE
>>27022493
Just make sure you never need them. You seemed to do fine
>slept with a few other girls
REEEE
Even a fucking pajeet gets pussy. If you reject a girl just for being with a white guy then you don't fucking belong here.
>leave milk out over night so it goes off
>jizz on keyboard so my keys are sticky
>ha fuck you future me.
anyone else feeling /devilish/ tonight
>>27022232
M A D N E S S
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Madness
>>27022232
>Make racist comments on the internet every day
>mfw i'm not a racist and just enjoy triggering people
>>27022769
absolutely devilish anon
I accross from these neckbeard splooging faggots. The one on the far left has the thin facial hair of an irredeemable. THe one on the right never removes his headphones... ever. The one in the middle is a basement dweller. All they do is go on and on about geeky shit, but they don't even know anything about anything. Their all retards too, and never shut up. I shit you not, one day I walked in and one was hiding under a table.
>>27021783
It's like when you find someone who shares your interest but they're a fucking shit ass casual who wanted some gimmick to make themselves ineresting
>>27021783
At least they have each other as friends. I got nothing.
>>27021783
You must be 18 to post on this baka
>tfw no class conscious qt gf
class is a social construct
go innawoods if you care so much about egalitarianism
>>27021738
>Egalitarianism is communism
Nice meme.
>class is a social construct
Yes, yes it is.
>>27021763
marxist communism distributes material wealth based on need so I guess egalitarianism isn't accurate since stupid worthless neets would just be kept in cement pits and thrown scraps of food every once in a while to merely sustain their parasitic lifestyle
>Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
>>27021349
They truly understood the struggles of the robot
>>27021349
>hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
god damn
>>27022063
What the fuck is the english way?
>tfw someone brings bakery-fresh bagels to the office to share
>>27021329
>they suddenly expect YOU to bring something in on your birthday
what the fuck is this shit, its MY birthday, youre supposed to give me stuff.
>>27021402
That is bullshit, but I brought cupcakes for my birthday anyway
>tfw no one ate them because they're all health-conscious white women
>tfw other office workers guilt you into being a fat slob like them and eating the bullshit they bring in every day to work
>tfw office small-talk and everyone being "nice" to each other
>office "banter"
>office meetings that are just there to make everyone seems like things are busy but in reality it's just makig up work
>"WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND HUH ANON"
>tfw...
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>there are normies here who think its all a joke
>think these memes and stories are all just made up (some are)
>think pepe is nothing more than a meme and not an illustrated representation of our deep personal troubles
>HAHAHA THIS PEPE IS SO DANK
>WHEN BEA DOSENT TEXT YOU BACK XD
>>27021109
You know there was a time when shit you described was simply ignored which didn't promote continued posting from such faggots.
Pepe is lost to the normie scum. Whenever I see a Pepe image now I imagine the poster to be an r/4chan faggot Redditor who came here for Le EpIk meme arrow stories and the rare Pepes XDDD
Just stop posting him. Its over.
>>27021213
Normal Pepe doesn't bother me that much personally. Yes he's tainted, but it's hard to just throw away part of our heritage.
It's the fucking rare Pepe shit that instantly reveals someone as a Redditor.
This chart settles who is a robot, cyborg, normalfag and failed normalfag
>>27021035
>tfw failed normalfag
A new low in my life
>>27021035
That's actually a really good one. I'll save it and post it on reddit
>>27021035
i dont think that failed normalfags lead a robotic life, they didnt succed, but still, they have a somewhat normal life.
Have any of you dropped out of high school? What has life been like since?
>>27020692
You will just have to go back like i did.
Dont do it.
>>27020692
>Have any of you dropped out of high school?
Yes.
>What has life been like since?
Bad.
It was bad before, too.
>>27020692
You have to be a complete and utter retard to drop out of high schooland not get a GED
Is it stupid to seriously contemplate suicide before you are 20 years old?
Can you honestly say that it will get better?
>>27020393
I'm almost 30
it doesn't get better
Yeah, unless you've been diagnosed with MS, some other degenerative disease, don't bother.
Suicide is probably only worth it if the suffering is bad enough. Otherwise while existence may be awful, continuing it does at least provide the possibility of improvement even if it's improbable. Just make sure the method is guaranteed and you don't wake up completely fucked.
I FUCKED MY MOM!!! I'M FINALLY ADMITTING IT!!!!
>>27019833
admitting it to whom?
a vietnamese fly-fishing forum?
I thought this was the glib globs forum for reinforcing the new browser.
>>27019833
greentext pls
juicy and detailed