>tfw skyping with my qt filipina wife daily keeps depression away
shes using you for citizenship, jewboy
>>27036891
>original bitter virgin comment
you look like Norman, mate
>so anon which one of us do you fancy?
Why the fuck does it matter? none of them would fuck me. You retard.
why don't you feel like a massive faggot for using the word fancy?
>>27036866
Don't give me shit faggot I could fucking end you and nobody would care.
Thanks for taking me out for breakfast anon you're so sweet and caring! :) But why don't you ever have a girlfriend? Are you gay?
>>27036671
Why do you default to your favorite social construct you filthy vapid whore.
>>27036671
>providing resources for a vagina you're not slamming
Top cuck.
Maybe I'm just a virgin and not great with women. Not everyone likes butts, you bigot.
>quit 4chan cold turkey
>start reading a book on self discipline
>cleaned room
>bought new clothes
>got a haircut
>got a job interview for a new job
>extreme self confidence boost
Is being a normie really this easy?
>>27036654
Yes. Unless you suffer from mental illness, you have absolutely no excuse for being a robot.
>>27036654
You're on 4chan so no you failed
>>27036696
This is the first time I've posted since the beginning of the month. I usually don't even have my browser open anymore.
Is there a way I can legally pay someone to kill me?
>>27036638
>legally
Why does this matter?
Anyway, what's up friendo? I had a rifle in my mouth earlier today
I'd hug you to death.
Let's call it an accident.
>>27036653
I mean legally as in "the person won't face repercussions for killing me".
*yawn* chop chop wagies, don't let Shekelstein see you slacking! Me? I'm just off to spend my neetbux at subway on a perfectly hand crafted sandwich made by professional sandwich artists. Later I'm going to work on my novels and theories while you battle your way home in the rush hour traffic. Tata for now wagies!
>Subway
oh jesus, please tell me more
>professional sandwich artists
Dude they just microwave some shit and put it in bread along with salad. You can even see them doing it as you order.
what a boring day and shit taste you've got.
t. a fellow neet
I can't fucking stand these normie cunts who constantly post these "IM SO OBSESSED WITH DISNEY :DD SPESHUL SNOWFLAKE" shit on Facebook. 9/10 times it's tumblr screencaps.
I know this one fucker who's only been dating his gf for a few months and he's already planning on dumping 2k on her by taking her to Disney World. What the actual fuck is wrong with these people?
These are the same people that think watching anime is childish
>>27036507
was at a normie party once and some dumb bitch hogged control of the music to play constant disney songs. what a stupid cunt
>>27036507
I was talking about this with my mom yesterday...I live in hueland and you have a disneyworld segment in the local news almost weekly, almost everyone that goes to the US goes for disney world and every "nerdy and quirky" middle income girl sorround herself in ironic disney merchandise
Based Skelly has a new vid. Whats your excuse for not watching the hero r9k needs?
What a stupid looking man
>>27036539
Nigger tripfag. He is pretty based. Hes way better than fucking doj and kingniggerchad
>>27036440
>>27036539
who are those?
Let's start a religion.
>>27036422
church of pepe senpai
idk why this hasn't been memed yet
Thanks for the semi rare faggot
we already do
it's the the Holy Church of NEETdom
wagekeks are our natural enemy. we have tried to save them for many internet years now, and they refuse to see the light. we now know they cannot be saved and must put them out of their misery. the only solution now for a free and fruitful world is to destroy all wagekeks and sheklesteins.
only then will the world be free from wagecuckoldry, and thus a beautiful world where NEETs can live and do what they please
>tfw still think about her
I don't understand why she left me. It really felt like she did love me and I just don't get why she left me after 3 years. This bothers me every single day.
Someone akwnowledge me plz
>>27036635
cute
oc#4453
>>27036408
I used to feel the same way.
It stopped when I realised she is taking the dick on a daily basis. Does she thinks about you when she gets Chad's load on her face?
Does she thinks about you when Chad pleases her better with his bigger dick?
Does she thinks about you when he convinces her to do shit she never would have done with you?
Does she thinks about you when she is overwhelmed with joy to be with such a better guy than you on a daily basis.
Move the fuck on, it's...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>what's the ideal height for a man?
>what's the ideal height for a woman?
PROTIP: anything over 5'4 for women is wrong
men: 6'1"
women: 5'8"
5'9"-6'0" woman
5'11"-6'4" man
Its all relative. The difference matters more the shorter you are.
>>27036318
If you're talking for generally living well, probably between like 5'8 and 6'2 for men, and about 5' to 5'6 for women.
Anything above 6'3 and you start not fitting into smaller cars (I have issues with some particularly small ones at 6', have to hunch), and anything below like 5'8 people are going to think you're quite small.
For women, below 5' and you have issues buying clothes that aren't just kids clothes (had a gf with this issue once), and...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I just found out my gf was raped before I met her. It wasn't some creepy virgin nerd it was just some jock douche bag that already had a ton of girls. Why the fuck do they need to do this? My gf is kind of introverted and stuff like me and it's just fucking awful how these people have to take everything from us.
Help me
>>27036314
Either the rape fantasy or, the dark triad attributes.
Ultimately the dude has his faults, but she isn't a saint either.
>>27036314
Pretty disgusting that your girlfriend got raped, and all you can think about is how something was "taken from you".
Did she report him / press charges? You know that if she didn't, she is enabling him to rape more women.
>its my son's first birthday today
Life's worth living, guys. Keep at it.
>>27036107
your shitty beta genes have spread to an unknowing poor soul that will suffer the dread of life..
What were you thinking ???!!!
Why?? Why put him through this... do you hate him that much?
you mean your wife's son right? I'm sure his real dad doesn't want you anywhere near his kid on his birthday.
>>27036258
>beta genes
Dont be so cynical, it ruins you.
>>27036301
My wife's son, and mine as well. I am the father.
Guys, you've helped me before and I need your help again.
There's a girl and she's open to us hanging out.
I have no idea what I'm doing, or where I'm supposed to take her, or if this is even a date.
What's the gameplan? Keep in mind I'm a total beginner.
>she's open to us hanging out
So... you haven't even hung out with her before? Is this some internet meet up thing because that can only end in disaster.
Just go grab something to eat with her or go get a coffee.
Also, why don't you just ask her these questions? If you don't have her number then you're just beta orbiter status and shouldn't expect much.
>>27036035
Take her out somewhere where there's constant activity. Like a mall or a carnival of some shit where you can constantly talk about new things. If you don't think you can handle a long date, talk to her about a quick cup of coffee because your schedule allows it, that way you don't have to be forcing the convo thinking of what to say next.
Don't be a sperg. You're obviously not experienced don't go for any base that night . keep it cool, smile, laugh, and be relaxed.
And...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>27036112
Sorry for being so vague.
We've kinda hung out in group situations a few times, but never just us two.
I'm scared of doing the generic coffee/dinner thing because the focus is strictly on each other and I'm really shit at talking. Also, how do I know if I should be trying to escalate or if we are just hanging out?
Wouldn't it be autistic if I literally asked her?
Its my 22nd bday. Dubs decides what I do with $50. Please make it worth my while!
Buy some Pollo Tropical.
>>27035924
Spend it all on bottled water.
>>27035955
Top kek
this is an original post desu senpai