>tfw modern women are absolutely ruined
>you will never live in the 1910s
>qt pure wife
>taught to view herself as mans helper, submits to you
>looks up to you, loves you, admires you as head of the family, protector and provider
>doesn't care about anything else other than being a good wife and mother
>no voting, no career, no alpha fucks
Literally...
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>>29801350
Why not become a mormon?
But yes, shits pretty garbage
>>29801350
MARRY ME ANON, BECOME THE GRILL
Go away Varg
quick pop quiz /r9k/
how many genders are there?
>>29801301
There are FOUR GENDERS
t. Bald french man
0 :^)
robobI0x
Male
Female
Mental illness
>stacy wears a revealing top showing her cleavage
>nicetitswhore.mp3
>please do not sexualize me you little dick virgin
Why do they do this
Unless a perceived socially competitive (read: rich and/or popular) Chad seeks to use her for sex, she otherwise feels like a soulless whore and blames it on you.
Being a whore for losers: offensive
Being a whore for chads: fulfilling
>>29801321
If she knows she is going to get attention from """""undesirables""""" why keep doing this shit?
>>29801380
Because you're literally fucking non-existent to her, fuck off creep. There are chads out there whose attention she wants. Her display is NOT for you, it is for him.
How do I know when it's okay to get in a fight? Like I don't want to get the cops called but I also want to stick up for myself for once, slash her tires followed by her throat.
>>29801232
When m'ladys honor has been bashed
I did this internship during last semester and tried to become a normie so I would go to this club and start fights with random people by pushing and shoving them. Sometimes other people would see but think that the other person attacked me first and then they'd fight each other while I watched. I would have loved to actually be in those fights but because I'm so small I'd probably get my ass kicked. I honestly wouldn't have minded it though, fighting with people gives me a really good high that makes me feel so good.
Out of every fight I started in that...
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>>29801322
>When your lifestyle matches that of an incorporeal demonic entity
>AIways write Iowercase I's with capitaI l's
>AIways write capitaI l's with Iowercase I's
noone ever knows
DeviIsh
>>29801222
Nice trips OPAlso pretty deviIsh
>>29801222
so are those actually lowercase I's you typed?
Anyone else love to clip the bottom of their feet with nail clippers?
>>29801207
lel holy shit.
I pick at basically every part of my skin that is pickable. Nails, feet, calluses on my palms etc. It started with biting my nails and it progressed to just picking at shit. I don't even know why I do it cause it's not satisfying, I know it's gross and I've got ingrown big toenails and my fingernails are all sorts of fucked up. Sometimes I even put them in my mouth, chew em for a bit and spit it out.
I dunno I guess I just got brain problems.
>mfw...
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>>29801304
I lol'd
original commento
>>29801207
I used to do this but I have a couple of spots now that are very hard and grow callus really quickly
Who else has gotten super close to actually getting with a girl, and then blew it?
Ill start:
>my only friend wants me to be more social
>sets up a date for me with some friend of his girlfriend's
>get to the date with a feeling of dread
>date isnt too good looking
>but hey, neither am I
>things actually go really well
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>>29801204
If you got that far once, you can do it again (but this time successfully). Try not to let it get you down, you should feel proud that you got that far.
>>29801204
you'll get some next time, for now instead of getting mad that you blew it, be happy you got that far :)
>>29801204
>talk for a while
>omg anon I can't wait to see you
>tells me she finds me attractive a lot
>too beta to see her, end up ignoring her
ayyylmao this has happened to me twice how the fuck do I stop it?
>FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE MAN, GO!
blox
>FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE MAN, IF WE DON'T HAVE A CENTRE RIGHT LABOUR LEADER HOW WILL MY IMMENSELY MORE RIGHT WING SUCCESSOR GET THEIR INSANE POLICIES THROUGH THE HOUSE!?
>>29801173
Based D.Cam
>>29801173
ISN'T IT FUNNY?
>Finally bring a girl home
>Don't even have a extra pair of turd tongs
>>29801125
>grandma found the buttplug regenerator
>finally girl is interested in me
>want to bring her home for sex
>live with my elderly parents
>room is a mess of empty bottles
>haven't wash sheets in a year
>>29801125
OP here, what should I do guys? We had dinner and she had the salad instead of the soup.
Sometimes I have to just browse through here to remind myself that NEETs exist, and as an ex-NEET I can laugh at you all as you waste your life away with no motivation or goals. Keep doing nothing. See how satisfied you are as your body degrades and your mind grows weary. Then one day, you wake up, and you realize that none of this matters and you have wasted your wildest hopes and dreams.
Don't worry though, the tendies will keep you going for a few more years.
Lol at these NEETbitches, they just waste away doing nothing but complaining. Even my 16 year old sister has a job and a car. Fukkin losers
>>29801055
>tfw people on here don't have the balls to help themselves
>Then one day, you wake up, and you realize that none of this matters and you have wasted your wildest hopes and dreams.
I realized that over a decade ago, OP. It is that realization that nothing matters which prevents me from making any effort in life.
>big brother, can I stay up with you and Jerome pleasse?
Yes as long as you suck my dick
>>29800938
Why did you name our stupid dog Jerome? Aren't you a little old for having a bed time?
>>29800938
Of course! Let's cuddle to pass the time :^)
What's your most far fetched dream? Mine is being extremely rich, buying my city and kicking everyone out. Also, I would build a go kart course around the city and have borders so no one can enter.
>>29800913
Hot lady aliens invade because they don't have enough males and their concept of an attractive male is such that I am very appealing to them.
>>29800913
Somehow making enough money to not have to work after I'm 25 or 30, getting a small apartment overlooking a city and having a cat to keep me company
>>29800913
complete societal breakdown and creation of a new social order based on anarchoprimitivist values
robots, what are turd tongs? I've been seeing people talking about them
>>29800884
It's an internet joke from the early 2000s people are bringing back to feel special. Imagine using tongs to hold your anus open to assist with excretion.
>>29800884
that bitch got slam jammed by a orangutan
>>29800960
peeled would be a better word to describe it, but yeah
>she wants you to think, "the past doesn't matter"
>she remembers the taste of Chad's baby batter
>>29800860
has she been disowned by her father yet
>>29800957
Who do you think is holding the camera?
Why do women flinch so much when getting jizzed on? They already know what's coming.
Who /made it/ here?
Finally got a qt gf who is in love with everything about me
Never lose hope robots
I did it anon. We met on Twitter and have been having an online relationship for about a month. I will return to her city in a few weeks and in the meantime we skype everyday for hours. I mean I have been feeling very affectionate towards her and we have been saying I love you for a while now but today I saw her in a dark environment and could not get this weird feeling out of me. I think it is the first time that I actually fell in love. I know that I t sounds stupid considering that we have never even hugged but damn man after the end of the call, I could not get up from my...
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>>29800827
I'm 27. I give up.
>>29800988
I'm sorry anon, but you should start preparing for the inevitability of it not working out. Like 1 in 100 of those types of relationships even come close.
Godspeed though.