>tfw even the other dregs of society dont want anything to do with me
all i want is a friend
why does everyone cut me off just after i actually start to really like them
who decided my life would be this way
why cant i just be normal for once
i want off this fucking autism trainim sorry jo, stuff really doesnt need to change
what is ur problem faggot, nothing you said was specific
>>27053591
the first and second last lines.
read them again.
the last line is irrelevant.
>>27053591
man youre just going all over the board posting like crazy with your tired advice.
his problem is clearly exhibited in the OP, you just have to actually read it.
Okay, so here's how things are. Me and my buddy both like this girl. I sorta like her and he really REALLY likes her, but she sees him as a little brother type. We'll call her Brenda. So my buddy already has a GF, we'll call her Stacy. Buddy set me up with Brenda and we're dating now. But I just found out he wants to leave Stacy for Brenda, but I'm in the way now. But Buddy says he might kill himself or move to Israel (for real, even more ridiculous) if he doesn't get with Brenda. Meanwhile, I'd rather not be involved in all this emo drama...
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>>27053462
Take her 2 da bar
>>27053518
Why? What?
>>27053462
>Do a barrel roll for fuck's sake
Are trannies brainwashed cultists?
>>27053246
No, just legitimately sick people who need help
>>27053246
yes brainwashed and yes need help with their feeble little minds
>>27053246
No op, cult members like in Heaven's Gate do crazy shit like cutting off their balls and committing suicide.
http://www.positiveatheism.org/writ/heavgate.htm
Any 9/11 stories, robots?
>>27053228
you got one million dollars for me?
>>27053228
I was losing my virginity when it happen
You have no idea how much that mess up how you view sex after that
>tower is kill
>no
etc.
Who /no friends/ here?
I don't even want a gf. I just want a few friends I stuff in common with that I can hang out with and do things with on the weekend.
If you wanted friends you'd have them by now. I say the same shit but at the end of the day I'd be too lazy to do anything with them. I can't have more than 2 friends. It's too much to commit
>>27053135
Put less emphasis on having friends and put more emphasis on doing things and enjoying the experience. Friends are just other people who share experiences.
>>27053168
>If you wanted friends you'd have them by now.
What makes you say that?
>>27053220
I do plenty of things. I really have more interests and hobbies than I have time for. I just don't know many people who share my interests.
>tfw you're flat-chested
Why is this even genetically allowed? This sucks.
Because
>dfc
>>27052937
inb4 100 replies of robots begging for a flat chested gf
you posted this knowing you would get validated for it, didn't you?
I MUST KNEAD FLAT CHEST
Why don't you keep your dick locked up? Then you wouldn't jerk off so much.
>>27052823
because i actually use it
>>27052823
I have no one to trust with the key :^(
>>27052823
Because fapping is one of the very few pleasures in my life?
Robots, what do you think of this guy?
Here's his 'manifesto':
http://ftpcontent.worldnow.com/khq/ODOMDOCS.pdf
Crazy? Not crazy?
Give me your thoughts.
>>27052802
based on thinking the pastor was a martian, I'd say he was crazy
>>27052802
He saw to much le frog maymays, in my honest opinion
>>27052824
Read the manifesto though, it's actually pretty interesting. I mean obviously he sounds crazy af but he is rather convincing.
>go to the shops to get milk, bread and other amenities
>having acquired said amenities i walk back to my apartment
>upon reaching the road to my apartment a woman is dropped off, dont pay much attention to her but at a guess i would say she was a stacy
>we both walk towards the elevator, the elevator requires residents to use a scanner to use it
>she scans it, turns around, sees me and immediately scans the stairwell door...
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Curious as to why you added in the first part. And it's either cuz you smell or you just really ugly
Everytime I'm on the bus, the last seat available is by my side, and no one sits by my side.
Then I ask myself if I smell bad
People hate people that they don't know. Unless you're a pretty decent Chad, random women are going to avoid being in an elevator with you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL0Nexb0BCw
HE'S BLAMING R9K FOR MAKING HIM INTO A FAILED NORMIE WHEN THIS WAS THE ONLY PLACE THAT WOULD PUT UP WITH HIS UGLY FUCKING FACE EXCEPT ALL THOSE HOOKERS HE BLEW HIS SAVINGS ON!!!!!!!!!!!
>>27052546
>mfw he's being run out of house and home paying for his roastie succubus who probably is only into him for his meme fame
>>27052546
Take notes guys, this is why you shouldn't become a faggot e-celeb attention-hungry cunt.
>>27052650
>Saved up money
>Didn't invest it, spent it instead
>Succubus girlfriend eating his money
>Doesn't dump her
>Lives in an expensive apartment instead of sleeping out of his car
>Tries to run a podcast
>Could just work a second online job transcribing audio or something
Damn...
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Nighly reminder white women look incredibly ugly and destroyed skin at age 18. Melanin literally saves your skin.
It hits women way harder than it hit men though. Any advocate for white women has never seen one in person.
Images of white women are photoshopped, smudged, filtered to hell and back and the woman has to wear a shit ton of makeup to look half decent. How can anyone honestly think these women look attractive. They look like mummies. Its disturbing. Skelly body, no ass or tits. That model, Rachel Cook, thats posted is a perfect example of what Im saying. She...
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>>27052480
feelin testy are we black fembot?
Waaaay too much text. Didn't read, lad.
I am in fact not mad as hell. I am simply explaining the nature of beauty of white women and pointing out the ugly truth that they have shit skin and are not attractive. There are exceptions. Some are decent. I find that model that is frequently posted, Rachel Cook, to have a decent aesthetic look. Her skin is already showing signs but she wears less makeup than the average white woman and manages not to look like a monster. Though this is probably due to the nature of her face looking childish. This does not apply to her body.
>pic related
She...
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Ask a guy who's 5'9" with a 6' gf anything.
>no I won't post pictures
Are you in the room when she cucks you with chad? Or does she only show you pictures?
why are you posting here when you have a girlfriend
>>27052393
Does she make up shit on /r9k/ too?
Can somebody tell me what's wrong with being a cuckold? I mean it's just live porn.
Well? Anybody?
>>27052313
There's nothing wrong with being a cuck. It's just a 4chin meme.
>they don't self insert into porn
Whos your favorite twitch whore /r9k/? Do you give them money?
>>27052088
You should give yourself a bullet to the brain. Save some time and just get your life over with. You got bad genes and there is nothing you can do that will make your life worth something. You're going to die anyways and there is no afterlife, or if there is then that is all the better, so you might as well just end it now.
>>27052088
Who is this? Did she get banned for that?
>>27053188
Real mature faggot
Who /frugal/ here?
>eat twice a day to keep food costs down
>take a dump once a day and immediately shower afterwards
>go under the speed limit to save on gas
>piss in a bottle to save money on water bills
>tfw your toilet clogs and you don't know what to do so you just stop flushing the toilet altogether and keep shitting on your shit so it piles up into a giant mound of rotting shit and starts to smell like mold
>>27052147
>not investing in a poop jug
>>27052147
You need to man the fuck up and take care of it. Come on.