>calories in
>calories out
who else hates this meme?
1/10 made me reply
originals
>>27061377
If you know basic biology and physiology it's literally as simple as that. Matter and energy are neither created nor destroyed. People may have different metabolisms, but if you eat healthy and exercise the right amount for your body, YOU WILL LOSE WEIGHT. Any doctor you ask will tell you that. But you know, why listen to them when listening to autistic NEETs on 4chan allows you to wallow in your own self pity and be lazy?
>"I'm fat!"
>neither exercises nor watches caloric intake
I'm tired of fatties justifying their fatness
Why do mothers always think their sons are handsome?
They are used to their sons faces. They see it almost daily for 18 years.
its because everyone becomes more attractive once you intimately know them
>>27061151
Why are you a handsome young man, snon
Do you believe in alien life?
>>27060995
I believe it exists. But its probably rare.
Off course I do, I think about it everyday.
I think there is only one Earthlike planet in our universe, with no other aliens.
However, when you open your mind to the possibility of infinite dimensions, this is easy to believe.
There are extra-dimensional beings that have visited earth. Many of them.
So Anita Sarkeesian is visiting my campus.
Wat do
>>27060984
You have two choices. You could either ignore her, like almost every sane human being would do, or you can have #gamergate manchild chimpout that both ruins your life and proves how weak and ineffectual your ideas are.
Your call.
>>27060992
GamerGate is alive and well. Don't think it's dead. GamerGate will defeat the evil boogeyman Anita one day.
Do? Why would you do anything? Who cares? Is she the biggest "celebrity" that's ever come to your school? If so, that's pretty sad.
It's never too late. I lost my virginity to a hooker. Had sex with more hookers until I got used to it. Then I started being able to get pussy without paying for it.
>>27060959
>I lost my virginity to a hooker
Explain how you mustered up the courage to do this.
>>27060910
>be 22 yo kissless virgin
>trust a friend to hire a hooker for me, she's hispanic
>cant get it up, too nervous
>she starts insulting me and makes d'un of me
>i almost lose my shit and assault her, she gets scared and pretends to call for her pimp
>i go away to avoid getting beheaded, but while leaving i fuck all of the...
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>>27060959
>Then I started being able to get pussy without paying for it.
How you do this?
Anyone ever had a hands-free orgasm? Looking for tips on achieving one.
finger up ass. unfortunently.
>>27060727
Yes. Listen to Anonymistress - O or stuff from the gonewildaudio.
>>27060737
>hands free
>finger up ass
>finger
Are you retarded?
Daily reminder that you need the following, minimm, for a fat single mother of 3 gf:
$100k/yr
Willing to look after her kids while she spends your money at the club
6'3" minimum
Good looking
Outgoing
Willing to be cucked by Chad/Tyrone
For American single mom.
European single moms have lower standards because government is not so kind for them as in USA.
>5'6
>NEET/yr
>have a history of flashing kids
>ugly as unholy sin
>only leave house for groceries
Where do I place my standards to have a shot?
>>27060595
>tfw all of these things
>tfw can only get obese quadruple amputee surrogate mother gf
who wants to be gay with me
Boyfriend of six years told me that I wasn't sexually attractive but that I was "cute"
Why even bother living anymore?
We only fuck like once a week anyways.
>>27060567
>We only fuck like once a week anyways.
1/10 made me reply
Yeah men usually get bored of you after a month or so regardless of what you look like
>>27060578
>bebe speaking from experience
nobody asked for a whore's opinion :)
ITT: We discuss our most hated and despised filthy dirty normie memes
Are '''normies''' even a majority of people?
>im too intelligent to find stupid shit funny
>my humor is superior
this is why you won't get laid
>>27060527
(this is an original comment).=e)))))
Fembots, can your body compete?
Any "fembot" with a body like this is 100% guaranteed to be a whore anyway
>>27060497
>you will never lock lips with her cunt as she releases a stream of golden nectar into your throat
JDIMSA
>>27060497
I'm pretty sure that's Anna Okina and those titties are fake as fuck.
>Women
The day before she had been bragging on facebook about how everybody in the family, including her 4-year old, can shoot.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/pro-gun-florida-mom-shot-4-year-old-son-article-1.2558180
Fuck, I feel bad for that kid.
Growing up knowing you killed your mum must be pretty shit.
So is this anti gun propaganda on my /r9k/?
Someone was irresponsible and people died. It happens. Not gonna give big gubmint the power to take away my guns.
Poor woman and child.
Woman dead and child growing up knowing he killed his mother.
How do you deal with knowing that everyone around you has sex atleast 2 times a week?
>>27060123
Pretty good because I don't give a fuck what people are doing that I'm not.
>>27060123
Is this about jealousy or morality?
If the latter, hang out at the mosque with me senpai :)
>>27060123
Doesn't affect me, they live in a different world.
>feminism
Is this seriously worth making a post about? How does some dumbass making a dumb joke mean he has 'invaded your day'? She acts like she was raped.
We used to say "dropped your gay card". I dunno what this guy means when he says pocket
>>27060122
I think he literally meant pocket. Like a pocket on your pants. But that's impossible but you look anyway and feel like an idiot. It's dumb, yeah, but to her though it's apparently equivalent to feeling violated.
>>27060135
are these pranks making ppl angry because they dont have the guts to say "fuck your whore of a mother" or smt?
>save up enough money to survive comfortably for ~6 months and exchange them for USD
>pack a backpack with clothes, cooking gear, knife, hatchet, tent, sleeping bag, fishing pole, and other necessities
>buy a plane ticket to the US
>hitchhike around the southern states
>inquire at farms for short time work as a farmhand
>would ask for 3 meals and $30 a day
>fish,...
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>>27060074
>inquire at farms for short time work as a farmhand
May or may not be very useful. I certainly wouldn't bet on it.
>fish, forage, and hitchhike to new places in between jobs
Cool and all, but if you don't know the local area maybe not the greatest success doing this.
At the end of the day, it just depends on how much money you have saved. As long as you have money, you'll probably be fine. Also avoid getting robbed. I say...
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>>27060149
It's the nothingness and boredom that I want to get out in to. I want to wake up in the morning and look out of my tent, and all I see is the beautiful sunset and the little creek I've camped by.
I'm an honest guy. I'm strong. I've been in the military, and I know how to survive outdoors from years of outdoor experience. I believe in the hospitality of the Southern States, and that as long as I'm honest to people I'll be able to find work.
I've been robbed before...
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>>27060200
Sounds good, man. I'm from the south though, and I think you might find it a bit less than you're expecting. Maybe west-Midwest will be better for what you have in mind.
Either way, go for it. The experience is probably worth it, so long as you have an escape plan eventually so you don't just end up homeless.
Well, it happened, my gf of four years finally cut the rope.
Why the fuck are women so heartless? She said she had changed her mind about loving me, how she didn't feel anything for me anymore.
What the fuck do I do now, /r9k/? She was my last hope at not dying a pathetic sack of shit.
Sorry to hear that anon. It would probably be best to just let her go.
Why would you want a girl who doesn't love you to stay with you
>>27059838
A lot of people warned me, that she was abusive. We both were really, making threats if the other left. Keeping each other from other people.
But that's what made us work so well, both of us were batshit insane when it cane to a relationship.
Maybe it is for the better, but Jesus Christ, why did it have to go so harshly?