>he plays video games
>he uses his phone with two hands
>he doesn't trim his body hair
>he drinks coffee instead of tea
>>27073188
My note 5 is uncomfortable to use with one hand for long
>>27073188
Rarely play video games
Shave my body hair basically every 3 days.
I love my coffee suck my dick
Yeah and I use 2 hands to post on 4chan or text. One hand to type and the other to hold it steady.
Just sent another man's wife home, she was worried about the bite marks on her ass. Literally said "fuck it, he won't see my ass for 2 months anyway", as we were showering.
My question anon, why does anyone still belive in marriage?
>pic obviously unrelated
>>27073155
If this is true (which I doubt) please fuck off this board.
>>27073155
...what?
Why did she have bite marks on her ass
Why did you know
>>27073219
I gave them to her
PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME
how does sticking your dick inside a pussy in doggy style position feels like
please dear god
Like your dick isn't long enough so you just press against her and fondle her tits from behind while she gyrates her hips against my pelvis
prickly and dry, not as good as missionary
not even kidding
These fucks don't know what they're talking about.
You can go way deeper. It feels tighter; you get to hear her gasp a bit when you go balls deep. It's great. If you're gonna bottom out on a chick you'll do it in doggy
At least one girl has fingered herself thinking about you.
At least one.
>>27072857
I know, my ex used to do it while we talked on the phone
>>27072857
I'm 5'4 and fat.
Originally, of course.
I just got a boner.
I haven't had sex in over 5 years.
Don't expect anyone on here to care but my birthday is under 3 hours and I only have you guys to spend it with.
Now that I'll be 26 I'm getting onto the older half of my 20s, is it all downhill from here?
>>27072776
I don't know man
Happy birthday though :D
>>27072776
It depends, I guess. Are you changing anything or are you still the same lazy unmotivated motherfucker as always? I sure as hell didn't change a thing since I was 20. I'm 26 right now. And it's been downhill. I'm reaching lower levels every year. It's not pretty at all.
There's a good chance that you will be alone forever with nothing stopping you from killing yourself except fear and shame.
>roommates are having a party
>have been hiding in my room for 3 hours
please help .I am thirsty.
>>27072759
Drink your piss bottles
>>27072759
>parents invite neighbors over often
>they're all soccer parents to middle/elementary school aged kids
>usually just get drunk in my dining room and gamble
>FEMANONNNN play your violin for us! hehehehe!
I thought every NEET had a condensation trap in their room for moments like this
You are transported to the lovely country of Roboslavia. What is your form now?
>>27072633
vlad/alex
Pyotr/sergey
Anton is me
honestly please, pic related.
dayum that bitch is thick as fuck
>>27072174
Have you ever drawn a stick figure man with a gun blowing another man at gun point?
>>27072174
I would like this picture better if she had a penis?
Hey robots i think i might be losing my virginity today...and i'm a nervous mess.
I made a post on CL looking for a mommy-gf, and a black girl replied and she wants to meet tonight to "chill".
I think that means sex, right?
I am a typical awkward robot though, do i have any chances?
How do i be a good boy to my mommy?
I am sweating bullets. Do i have to ask her if she has STDs or is that too rude?
Pic related im a manlet and she's a black bbw
Halp
Yes, probably means sex, but be chill about it.
Yes you do, just follow her lead, and a act like a good boy.
Don't EVER ask that, just use a condom.
Also, post pic and GL
>>27072095
>I think that means sex, right?
If you don't blow it.
>I am a typical awkward robot though, do i have any chances?
Try to relax. Does she know you're a virgin? If so she'll take some of the lead. Is she a prositute? If so she'll demand money and will take all the lead.
>How do i be a good boy to my mommy?
Do as she says, without exception.
>I am sweating bullets. Do...
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>>27072095Worst fucking scene in history."The room" beats it out.christ.
>tfw my gf told me she's trans and feels like she's "male"
>Didn't think much about it at first because I figured it was just some tumblr meme and it wouldn't lead anywhere, but now she's been taking testosterone for a couple months and has started pressuring me into taking the submissive role in sex with her
How do I get her back to normal? I really don't like getting pegged but I love her and don't want to lose her. Last time she pegged me it hurt so bad I had...
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r/mypartneristrans
>>27072085
Kek 10/10 cuck story well done OP
>>27072134
It looks like it's all about mtfs. Also it's reddit.
>>27072167
I'm not a cuck though. My gf isn't cheating on me, the only one she's cheating on nature if anything by overwriting her endocrine system.
Can we have an eggman appreciation thread?
Eggman my favorite simpsons character of all time
His black pill video was true brilliance. One day, when the roastie inevitably cucks him with Chad/Tyrone, we will see the black pill 2. This is his reason d'etre, and it will be his magnum opus. It will send shockwaves through the robot world and a new era will be upon us. I predict that the final act of egg, his last gift to us - the black pill - will usher in a new age. The Beta Uprising is coming, normies.
>>27072235
>Eggman fired
>Gf dumps him
>Finds out his nest egg investment into disposable pool noodles failed
>Evicted
>Homeless
>Crawls into an alleyway with his laptop
>Turns on his webcam and sputters out black pill 2
>Eggmans frustration pours out in waves of crying,...
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Ask a former robot anything.
>>27071942
how did you become a former
>>27071950
Long story short, I gradually lost my angst and awkwardness, resolved to be more positive and use good humour more liberally, and just learned to not give a fuck about anything when talking to girls.
>>27071979
Also, important tip: I learned how to flirt. Getting stuck in the friend zone happens because she is not sexually attracted to you because you weren't enough of a dog and didn't directly flirt with her enough.
Why aren't you drawing, anon? It's comfy as fuck and gives you something to do in your free time.
Post art, criticism, discussion, and more.
a-are you sans the shitposter?
>>27071989
who's that?
pls no bully bloxxbot
it's fun but it feels like a waste of time
Is it generally okay to ask a girl out when you're a NEET with no car or license or do all women expect to have your shit together by 27?
>tfw you find a girl that makes your heart go doki doki for the first time in decades
Let me save you the effort and give you her answer for her
>pic
>>27071919
You are disgusting to women, like you are coated in repellent.
What you can do is hire a prostitute and ask her for the girlfriend experience.
>>27071919
you could probably get some teen girls, but then again if you actually do that says a lot about who you are as a person...then again it may not really, there's a lot of choices in life and plenty of grey area.
REMEMBER -Online avatars are supposed to represent YOU, not what you like.
If you use an anime girl, it gives everyone the impression that you're feminine. This is not good.
It's okay to enjoy anime girls, but don't do it on your online avatars.
>>27071630
What about using real girls as avatars?
I'm a little girl on the inside
>>27071729
No, you're a man. Don't have thoughts like that, they aren't healthy.
What if I want to be feminine and cute? Thats something I will never achieve irl so I put that desire on my avatar