>tfw the lean hits
>>27092767
I just procured some and am leaning tonight. Im fairly excited.
Lean is stupid as fuck. It's just codeine with promethazine.
It's the weakest opiate there is combined with a drug that makes it slightly stronger. You can get the same effect as that from 3 benadryls, though.
I hope you didn't pay for that stuff. It's more expensive than oxycodone because idiots buy into the rapper lifestyle
>>27092863
And it's a part of the rapper's lifestyle because drinking, anything, is much more socially acceptable, or cooler, than popping or shooting. Lord knows they can't NOT take opiates; they grew up seeing their uncles, they know the shit feels great; so to remain cool, and remain high, lean is the perfect option.
Not always about bang for the buck tbj desu.
>be me
>22 yrs old
>decide to go to doctor's for a check up
>waiting line
>doc sees me and we go into his room
>he sees something
>starts feeling my throat
>tells me we need to scan some things
>does scan and leave
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get a 2nd opinion
eat a couple of hundred grams of cannabis oil and live?
>>27092766
Are they MALIGNANT tumors?
Unless they did a biopsy and a cell analysis, you don't know whether those things are spreading, and throat cancers can be treated, though you may come out of it looking like ass or mute.
Benign throat tumors are common for people with conditions that make cancer likely, so if you're not dying(MAKE SURE THAT HE SAID YOU'RE DYING), then you might be lucky you caught it sooner than later.
Is Captain America a Chad?
.....yeah?
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He's a goddamn modern day god.
He's so fucking ideal he has the best ideals embedded right into his name
He's zyzz brah.
>>27092760
He's the pinnacle of humanity. You really think he'd be some beta Marxist shitposter in his Mom's basement?
welcome to the weekend edition
Alright lads. Very good banter as always on film friday. Off to bed now, oh yeahpost waifus
I made came.
came was gud
everybody dance now
>tfw you work over night shifts on Friday and Saturday
Post your favorite depressing songs (post actually good depressing songs, not songs that are just depressing)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xll7mJ8NXSA
>>27092230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B31Yvg8Wa00
End it
>>27092350
sheet, that was spooky and sad as fuck.
>fear and saddness
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xmUZ6nCFNoU
>balding at age 24
JUST
...GROW A BEARD TO COMPENSATE
oh wait you already did that?
is that your mom?
Nice mom dude, I'd fuck the phlegm out of her throat
>good looking
>normal head shape
>beard
You'll make it brah. Shave that shit when it gets worse and nobody will give a fuck.
enjoy your 2 days of freedom wagecucks.
NEETbux on Monday. going to make it rain on your bitch after i'm done cumming inside her.
>This poorfag thinks 400 dollars is a lot of money
How much NEETbux u get bro?
>>27092132
$1,600 every two weeks my good friend. just about double what your average wagecuck receives.
Met a tinder match for coffee this afternoon, it was horrible. It was awkward as fuck and there was nothing fun to do in sight so we just walked around aimlessly for about a half hour. She didn't seem interested as there were so many awkward silences. Every now and then I'd ask her something and she'd start to talk and seem friendly but really never kept the conversation going.
On the way home I was pretty apathetic about this most recent failure, thinking, 'well I tried'. But now the feelings sinking in again that no matter how many times I try...
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Bump. Anyone else know the feel? This is my 5th tinder date that didn't go well.
>>27091977
>>27092273
just play video games homie.
Ouch. What went wrong OP?
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"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, and we while understand that having access to original birth certificates and later-life supporting documentation...
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>>27091899
Go back to pop with your 80 IQ desu
>>27091929
Whoops sorry
>pol u faggot waste of life and resources of this planet
>>27091947
>A therapist accusing someone of having a low IQ.
Not him, but that's rich.
Literally the easiest degree you can get. You must be a woman.
>she's had sex with more than 3 guys
>thinks she's going to find a husband
tick tock fembots. the wall approaches.
I think the wall comes sooner than everyone thinks. Women get nervous when they get to age 30 and still aren't married. From what I've seen, if a girl is single on her 25th birthday, there's not much hope for her.
>Younger men want to date younger women
>Men older than you are already married
>Men your age are "established" and more attractive to younger women than younger men so they go for younger women
My sister is about to turn 29 and she's...
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I'm 23. Am I too old? At what age do you think women start losing attractiveness.inb4 13
>>27092018
how many dicks have you sucked and fucked?
>"But femanon, my past shouldn't matter"
>"I'm with you now"
>>27091795
finally a pure quality post on this godforsaken board.
post more
There's nothing wrong with practicing for girls. :^)
>>27091795
i laughed. 10/10 op.
This is a Public Service Announcement
If you are reading this, you suffer from Self Defeating Personality Disorder.
Help is available.
>>27091727
What kind of help?
are they going to make me buy dress shirts and ties because that """"""fashion""""" is abysmal and uncomfortable
>>27091818
Welcome to the support group! What kind of things do you do on a daily basis that sabotage your chances of achieving your goal, Anon?
Tell me about your interests /r9k/. I'm sincerly interested.
>>27091721
I'm mainly interested by your interest in my interests.
Anime, Video games and shitposting on Image Boards.
>>27091753
I'm interested by those who have interest in the interests of others which pertain to their interests, will be lurking ITT.
hey brobots.
another rejection, but this time I tried to at least get a punch in.
never forget, if you're a manlet, or have never had a gf, vaginas DRY UP even in 'arranged marriage' type situations.
this girl was a country bumpkin, could have easily moved up two social classes that she knew about (and one to two more that she didn't), but nope, she just could get over the fact that I'd never had a gf before. And this is in a culture that doesn't really approve of dating!
I've had it dudes. I'm done. Probably...
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You embarrassed yourself with that wall of text. Next time just get over it and move on to the next girl. Shit like this makes you look insecure and unwanted.
dude nice wall of text what are you a 14 year old girl who just broke up ?
holy fuck... i seriously think you have autism
also just because shes 4'10 doesnt mean she needs to stoop as low as dating a fucking manlet lol
Jesus dude, you talk like a twat
Any femanons wanna talk I need someone to talk to since my girlfriend killed herself on Monday and I've only ever gotten along with females
>a fucking cat
No thanks
>>27091652
It's okay I understand
>Girlfriend killed herself on Monday
>Already trying to fuck bitches on friday
Sorry ass motherfucker