>current year
>not being yourself
>>27113192
Is that pic of eggy shooped? His chin isn't really that weak is it?
>>27113192
>glasses
what?
>I'm getting more and more vascular
>My Adonis belt is getting more and more prominent
>My hair is like that
5'11" manlet with dark brown eyes
Your problem is that you don't have any real hobbies or experiences.
Playing video games and watching anime are not real hobbies unless you're doing them socially, such as within a club or a tourney. Spending 16 hours a day on 4chan isn't going to cultivate meaningful experiences you can share.
Gets some hobbies. Learn an instrument, do something competitive, get into art, etc. Do a bit of traveling, just outside of your home city. Do something you like that doesn't consist of you sitting on your ass all day by yourself and can impress people...
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>>27113155
I do have plenty of hobbies and consume lots of art and culture.
No girl has ever wanted to share them with me though since stuff like programming and ero-guro nansensu isn't considered interesting by most girls.
You sound like you don't want an "interesting" guy, just a guy who's good at things normal people value socially and/or beat other guys in competitions and therefore gives you tingles.
>>27114322
I'm not a girl. I'm a guy who used to be in a similar position as many folks here and have become more successful with girls and relationships in general. I'm giving advice.
>I do have plenty of hobbies
Programming is a hobby that has a boy-girl ratio of like 100:1. And this isn't a topic that you can have a productive discussion on with someone who knows nothing about it. It's a good hobby to have for the kind of guy friends you might want, but you're...
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>>27114608
Well duh. That still doesn't change the fact that girls are about as easy to operate as vending machines and even talking about "having hobbies" and "being interesting" in this context is misleading.
You're not making yourself "not boring" you're making yourself seem powerful and socially important.
Behold, /r9k, the Mozart of Memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgi_TDVH8kA
>>27113090
>edits in memes
>all those likes
normie underage kids eat this shit up
>>27113090
>Implying Mozart isn't already a meme
>>27113090
Starting to feel like memes is finished. We need to move on from memes as an art form and bring about a new epoch.
I've eaten my nose potatoes since before I can remember, and I've never seen a good reason to stop.
Ofc I do it in secret because normies get all freaked out
>chewy boogers like pic related
God tier
>dry, crispy boogers
Good tier
>slimy boogers
Not even worth eating desu
pope caught eating boogers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou038f2yGdA
top cock. Catholic church is the best
i do :(
I like the clear stuff that you get :(
and the yellow ones
:(
I'm a degenerate aren't I\
my gf knows
APPARENTLY ITS GOOD FOR THE IMMUNE SYSTEM TO EAT OUR OWN SNOT
I did when I was a kid. grew out of it before I was a teen.
Can one of you fat bots explain to me how it is possible to get fat?
I eat when I'm hungry and stop when I'm full, that's all there is to it. Why snack in between meals? Why eat chocolate and sweets and crips and all sorts of fatty rubbish? Even then, eating that is not so bad, but how is it possible to eat so much? And once you start seeing yourself get a little on the chubby side, start eating less. It's very easy to maintain. I guess it's a slipperly slope or something, but that's not an excuse really. I'm not judging, I just want to understand
>>27112955
It's literally something in their brains or bodies I think.
I couldn't get that fat unless I forced myself to eat way past the limit of comfort.
>>27112955
Do you know what emotional eating means?
>>27112955
fat people are not very intelligent OP. They don't care about their bodies.
at this point pretty much everyone who is religious should just be killed. It's fine if you believe in the idea of divinity, but if you are a part of any irrational religion, you are slowing down the march of human progress. I don't care if you guys call me autistic, it's ridiculous. You grew up having your parents tell you dumb fairy tales and don't believe any of those, but hold on to a religion you know makes no sense. Complete retardation
If there is a God the how come all the girls in high school rejected me? Checkmate christcucks
Death is a hard redpill to swallow, people just don't want to accept it.
If you stay in your religion for your family and the community though, I understand that
>>27112851
whos that cummy mummy?
also this>>27113788
people find comfort in faith and shit and thats fine but a lot of people have been manipulated into believing/following most religions. You can't control what other people believe man, that'd be slowing down the human race just as much
i hate niggers and women and i hope everyone at my workplace gets fucked to death by niggers
anime anime anime anime i piss in jars and throw the piss out the window
i hate video games but i can't stop playing them
fuck niggers
>>27112565
I always laugh when I hear "jus b urself" because this is literally would I would be like unfiltered
>>27112565
Hitlernigger. I hope I'll finish this sex game so I feel less useless. Semen smells funny.
>>27112565
Sorry, can't. I'll get v& if I say what I really think.
Is Donald Trump the Antichrist?
He speaks of a better world (basically only for white Americans) and peace (making America great again = making America white again = a peaceful America).
He has a rabid following of idiotic people who hang on to his every word and hate those who do not follow him.
The way I see it if he's elected president he will bring peace to those who share his vision of America, but he'll eventually destroy the country with his idiocy and more than likely be the harbinger of the apocalypse.
I think Trump is the Antichrist. Do you?
nah, he's too much of a pussy to be the antichrist but don't worry his cucks are mostly undereaged meme faggots and fat fucks too lazy to leave their apartment to vote
What you described has no correlation with the anti-Christ.
>>27112442
>(making America great again = making America white again = a peaceful America).
don't be absurd. yes he wants to deport the illegals, but he also is going to streamline the citizenship process and make it easier.
and yes he wants to ban muslims from entering the US, but only temporarily until we can figure out what's going on with ISIS.
please inform yourself before posting.
Solitude, introvert, hermit, shut-in, Neet, Robot, hikikomori, NEET, alone,social isolation, no friends, no social life, inhibited, beta
What in the motherfucking hell causes all those things?
NEET doesn't belong with those other words, meng.
> Master race NEET extrovert reporting
Early life trauma.
>>27112406
It is a mysterynobody knows
>"'ey white boy, I seen you be starin' at my girls, you be looking to get stomped cracka??"
I guess I am because I find your girls sexually attractive.
you looking to get lynched, nigger?
"You looking to get killed? I'm the last person you want to fuck with, because I've got nothing left to lose. You stand to lose a lot. Now take your bitches and get out of my sight before I splatter your brains all over that wall."
there are people on 4chan who don't know who this man is
who dat white bitch
no one cares who he is
just google's new bitch
>>27112280
that has to be eggman
>oneitis has bf
>despair
>oneitis is now single
>despair because she will one day get another bf
Is there no escape from this hell?
>>27112197
JUST ASK HER
>>27112211
to be my gf?
do I just message her and ask her "pls be my gf"?
Does that kind of thing actually work?
>>27112220
maybe start ask to get coffe together or something and progress from there
Unless you have literal severe autism or sociopathic, if you're white, you just can't be robots. You complain that no girl goes for you when you're most likely to get a non-white woman. You have to understand that whenever a black guy dates a white girl, she's fat/ugly or just some black-fetish slut. But how is it that white guys go for the hottest black/Asian/Latino women? They pick the best ones out of the race. In fact, WM/BF WM/AF divorce rates are WAY lower than when any time a black dude mix race.
Whites can't be robots.
I think if you're white and at least average, or slightly above average more realistically, you probably have a much easier time getting white girls. But really. Are you that entitled that you expect to get white women easier than their own men?
Moreover, if you're non-white you have a piece of leverage no white person has: Ethnic appeal. There's always going to be small but delusional pockets of weebs and wiggers who will date anyone with slanty eyes and black skin to satisfy their fetish, even if you're ugly. Ugly white guys have no such fallback...
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I'm from central Europe and I can't relate to this black white thing. There are hardly any blacks here. Stop spamming this America-centric stuff
>>27112173
>I'm from central Europe and I can't relate to this black white thing. There are hardly any blacks here. Stop spamming this America-centric stuff
It's been mostly over the last year or so with these incessant fucking Americoon shitty race threads, I don't know where they're coming from or why
I don't give a shit about race issues or shitskins, fuck off
Here is a nebuliser sound:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5NZbDfp66E
This shit used to put me to sleep as a kid. It still sends a comfy feeling throughout my body when I hear it.
Post music or noises that make you comfy, /r9k/.
>>27112009
This to be honest family member
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YaBvHqMWyxI
>>27112009
the third row is really good
>>27112095
hmmmm nice
Can we get one of these going? Last one was pretty funny.
You: hi there friend
IQApe: whats up?
You: im lonely
IQApe: a lonely troll?
You: no, im not a troll
IQApe: in a league of legends match? sure
You: im not playing lol
IQApe: no you dont you love me
You: i do
IQApe: okay
You: you love me too?
IQApe: i never learned how to
You: its easy
IQApe: ths
You: just open your heart
IQApe: monkeys are the ones who brought aids into this world anyways
You: i dont blame you for that
IQApe: thats means you stink
You: how so?
IQApe: i dont want to talk about it
You: its ok, you can...
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You: stop
IQApe: why
You: its not funny
IQApe: yes it is
You: not to me
IQApe: that hurts my feelings
You: you have feelings?
IQApe: Question marks serve to indicate a question is being asked.
You: do you have asbergers?
IQApe: catch me
You: with what?
IQApe: with cheese
You: hello there fag
IQApe: can i have a drink?
You: sure why not
IQApe: go to 4chan.org/b/ for all the latest memes!
You: rather not
IQApe: why?
You: i dont care for memes
IQApe: it means your mothers vagina smells like vomit and shit
You: classy
IQApe: no class lowlife
You: do you have any advice for me?
IQApe: Feet
You: feet?
IQApe: SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCK
You: is that your advice?
IQApe: no u shut the fuck up
You: :((