Well robots, I come to ask you one question. I know some of you are desperate to have sex. So what's the most desperate thing you did to laid?
>>27123838
>desperate to have sex
neh i already lost hope,never was desperate since i always knew i never had a chance to begin with
>>27123862
Well now you can sit back and laugh at those who thought that sex was the most fulfilling thing in life. It's not.
I took advantage of a passed out drunk girl after she'd been fucked by a few guys.
>tfw knew a manlet at work who was in his 30's (about 5ft6) and got a hair transplant and always wore a beanie and never showed anyone because he was embarassed
>tfw used to call him baldilocks and he'd have a fit
>>27123742
What's your point? That's you're a degenerate asshole? Get the fuck out buddy.
>>27123751
Not your buddy, manlet.
>>27123764
I'm not a manlet buddy.
I am from /b/, i heard this board has a lot of female regulars. Is this true?
How many girls are here? Why did they pick r9k? What do these girls look like? Are there some in this thread too?
You have to be at least 18 to post on 4chan
I am here because I have a fetish for virgin men and r9k has helped me understand their way of thinking better. I've taken 3 virginities until now.
>>27123607
they are vile whores who come here to pity us and feel better about themselfes
Daily reminder that you can hide threads if you dont like them
There is no reason to argure with other people on the internet
You have nothing to prove
There are no upboats.
Good Morning /r9k/ (pic not related)
>>27123570
Nice balls Chimpo
Originalio
Nice balls Chimpo
wheres yo dick tho
>>27123595
>>27123603
i said pic not related, you nerds
>ITT: words you will never hear
"I love you!"
>Wow anon, great moves, keep it up. Proud of you.
>I'm proud of you son
OOOOOriginal
>>27123160
I actually did hear that.
"Gosh I love you Anon, you're my favourite project partner!"
Why do I keep developing feelings for internet boys who end up NEVER LIKING ME BACK? For some reason I can't stop searching for a potential soulmate because if I'm looking for somebody, they're looking for me too, right?
>>27123079
You're looking for someone to fix you because you're a broken person, but no one else can do it for you. Which is not to say that you can do it for yourself, either, necessarily. There isn't a positive message to take away from this. You've just got warped notions about romance and what it should do for you.
>>27123079
are you a homosex?
>>27123097
I'm not broken nor am I looking for somebody to take care of me. Actually, I'm all about self improvement. Maybe I phrased my post poorly but I'm just so into the idea of having a BEST best friend / partner.
>>27123112
no you goof
>Meet up with anime hating friend after long vacation
>He casually mentions that we watched and enjoyed Akira
>Mention Ghost in the Shell, he likes it
>He's currently watching Tokyo Ghoul, and he just asked for a copy of NGE
>He sent that one smug asuka face to me a few days ago
Just to clarify, he hated anime for the whole first year that I met him, and then after 5 weeks he's openly watching it.
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>>27123053
If he's never watched anime, run him through the basic shonen jump shit. Can't go wrong with dbz, yuyu hakusho, etc
>>27123053
One Punch Man is a fun one. Blue exorcist. SAO. Most of the Miyazaki movies are good.
>>27123053
>No moe blobs
Daily live of highschool boys is a good gateway to blobs.
>tfw getting lasik
>tfw 20/20 vision in 24 hours for only 2000$
Dayum, I want to get lasik too. How was it though? Scary? Did it hurt? Btw does age matter when taking it?
Enjoy the feeling of sand in your eye for a week and your vision not as good as you thought
why didn't you just choose to be born with it?
>Mfw as a child my father abused me.
>Screamed at me and constantly threatened to murder me when i wasn't watching.
>I was around 9 years old
>When I was younger and in school I got in trouble a long with some other students.
>The typical abusive and bully principle gets involved.
>Screams at me and 4 other kids while we are against a wall.
> The kids...
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I'm waiting anon come on
>>27122760
Nah man no one seems interested.
Just gonna stop. There are better threads so may as well just let this die.
But you need to vent
Do guys even care if a girl is a virgin anymore?
>>27122443
yes
poo diddy mup dee do
>>27122443
I care. I don't know if everybody else still does.
I'm 26. Expecting a girl anywhere near my age to have not been dicked by now is just insane.
Imagine if you had vaginas thrown into your face pretty much everyday since you were old enough to know that you wanted one. That's what it means to be a girl. Just replace vaginas with dicks.
If you could go back in time 5 years from now what would you tell yourself?
>>27122427
I don't know.
I would still be just as socially anxious as I am now.
The winning lottery number. Buy bitcoin
>>27122427
Not far enough back to make much of a difference.
I wouldn't tell myself anything anyway because the result would be either bad or nothing. Either I've traveled to an alternate timeline and will never feel the boon of my advice, or I've traveled to my own past and my advice will summarily erase my current consciousness as my whole past changes, and I'm not really interested in that.
Ok I'll keep it simple. I know some robots have used okcupid, with some success. My question for those of you that it worked out for is, did match percentage actually mean anything? Rare Eliot for replies.
>>27122338
I keep thinking this means "OK Computer"
Was a disaster for me. Any robot who claims success are obviously Chads or /soc/fags.
>>27122373
It's completely based on luck desu
How $ would i have to be to wife her?
>>27122141
You would literally need to be a billionaire. Just look at Miranda Kerr, Orlando "net worth of 50m" Bloom wasn't enough, so she dropped him for the guy who invented snapchat.
>>27122160
kinda proves money > looks
spiegel is ugly as fuck
I don't know how rich you have to be, but she's worth everything. Literally everything.
Why do girls always do this
>Text her
>She replies instantly
>You reply back instantly
>She doesn't reply
>>27122125
Because it's a power play and yes, they're this fucking petty and retarded.
Just have self-control and don't give in anon.
>>27122146
what am I supposed to do then
Same just happened here I think I'm falling in love with this beautiful girl who randomly fucked me today from tinder. You ever get a girl so hot and so easily it makes you curious?
>tfw you get 3 (You)'s in one thread.
I got 11 (You)'s in a thread once. What a magical day
>>27122189
whoa nice, have one right now.
I got 30 (You)s and 1 ad because of one post on /a/ before.