Alright robots listen up: masturbating is fun and all to get shit off my mind, but these fucking thoughts haunt me during my refractory period when I can "think clearly".
I'm mid 20s male and I'm going to fucking die alone if I don't pull my shit together.
I'm not disgustingly ugly, have a decent job and all shat shit. My main problem are my hobbies: I like videogames and anime and never leave my house except to go to work and sometimes get a haircut.
Where the FUCK am I supposed to meet new people?
I KNOW THERE'S...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>27133384
As an ex - robot I'm gonna try and help you out dude. Many people have probably said something like this but you gotta try and go out. I was out of shape (still not \fit yet) but I had a crush and I lifted 6 months with a friend before I had the balls to ask her out. You don't have to give up your hobbies, you just gotta cut back on them.
Go to a small music gig at a local bar. Get drunk, dance silly have a good time. Don't worry what others think. Just introduce yourself to random people and have a conversation. It's not as hard as you think it is. Then go back to that bar again a few times, talk to the same people you met before, add them on facebook and boom you have friends.
Oh, what, you don't want to do that? Well you asked for advice from a normie and you fucking got it. So don't complain.
>>27133595
How did your mindset change? I've lost weight but still can't fathom a girl being attracted to me. My biggest problems are mental. I do live at home and am a wageslave but but I've had these problems long before my life situation was this shitty.
>tfw having lucid dreams about kissing a girl >wake up shortly after
Anyone else have these?
>having lucid dreams
Those aren't just a meme?
>tfw only dream about spiders in my bed or failing a paper at uni even though I've finished already
why
when i cut back on the masturbation i actually started getting these too
give it a shot. it's actually kind of fun to see what your mind can conjure up
why does everyone on this board type the same way
what way?
>>27133079
It almost seems like every post on this board could've been made by the same person, they're in the same "voice".
You will come to find we are all one mind.
>Hey son, just trimming off some branches. Why are you staring at me like that?
>>27132778
Because I checked the tree yesterday and there were no diseased or dying limbs, you're hurting my friend.
Someone post Dat Ass. Haven't read it in a while,
>>27132778
THIS IS FOR MAKING ME BE BORN TO YOU NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*pushes over railing*
qt innocent looking pornstarts
pic related alaina fox
>>27132480
>takes multiple black dicks
>gets cummed on for money
>"innocent"
>>27132646
Innocent LOOKING
Not even op but reading sure is hard huh
>>27132646
link me to alania fox taking multiple black dicks, i'd love to see it :^)
been on this shit for 2 days (50mg)
whens it start kickin in?
for me it was about after the first week. 50mg is literally nothing tho, i'd say just use 100mg and if you have any side effects talk to your doctor.
The only side effect I got was that I literally couldnt jerk off for about a week which was annoying but worth it imo
>Zoloft
Took it for 6 months. They might as well be sugar pills because they did jack shit for my depression.
Might wanna get better meds, m8. Zoloft does jack shit.
>>27132328
been on 250mg for about 3 months, then stopped because it didn't do anything for me except occasional diarrhea
What would you guys do if you found a female version of yourselves that came from another dimension? And if you fucked, would it be considered incest, masturbation or casual sex?
I really wish this would happen kek
But it is Orginal
>>27132309
wouldn't that just be another girl? the genes aren't going to make that much of a difference. I think it'd be incest.
>>27132309
>What would you guys do if you found a female version of yourselves that came from another dimension? And if you fucked
Literally my ideal life. There's nothing I want more.
I'm really, really, really, really, really starting to fucking despise women.
>>27132253
>I'm really, really, really, really, really starting to fucking despise women.
Stop expecting too much and you won't have any real reason to get so annoyed tbqh desu senpai
I really cannot wait for waifubots. The change in power women will experience will be enormous. I get a semi just thinking about it
>>27132253
I don't blame you. Women have literally nothing to offer to men, expect men to offer them everything and still have the gall to treat men like they're worthless. You can cry that not all women are like that until the cows come home, the truth of the matter is that the grand majority of women either believe this or condone this attitude.
>think you are a 6-7/10
>make a tinder profile
>0 matches
>try to swipe uggos bottom of the barrel tier
>0 matches
Welp, guess I'm totally not what I thought I was, It hurts.
When did you realised, at what exact moment you realised you would never make it?
Post pic. Only robots can judge the physical apperance of other robots.
>>27132048
Exact same boat as you, anon
Your post, word for word
Don't be so hard on yourself anon. Most people aren't good looking. Tinder is a useless app for stroking female egos.
Holy shit why didn't I do drugs sooner? Now I don't give a fuck about being lonely or a virgin or any of that crap and am always on the search for my next fix.
This is amazing.
You didn't before because something sone thing jews
What is your drug of choice and are you capable of sustaining your use
>tfw random drug tests so can't weed
>>27132192
Entry level weed, gonna do shrooms and lsd in the near future to expand my horizons.
>>27132192
and yes I am capable of sustaining it for now
Are there any furries on this board? I have some questions.
First of all why do you dress up in fur suits? Surely it doesn't feel like you are actually an anthro, it must feel like a costume.
Can you describe the pleasure you derive from doing this? Is it a way to express yourself without actually being yourself?
Is it really hot in a fursuit?
>>27131972
Furry here
I dont dress up. Its stupid as fuck
>tfw furry but hate suiters with a passion
I went to a local meet once because my friend convinced me to. It was fucking creepy the way they interacted with me, I was not having it. Luckily there were a few "normal" people there I could talk to.
what's the creepiest, most despicable thing you've done to a woman.
I like these kind of stories.
>>27131918
Asked the time of day
>>27131918
Gave her a rose and a box of chocolate for valentine's day while not being Chad.
This is incredibly creepy when you think about it. I mean, betas like me shouldn't think about thinks like love, we're supposed to work, give our tax money to Stacey through the government and die, right?
I don't know why I would even think about this, my purpose is to serve, not to share affection, right? I'm just there to be used, right?
>>27131918
Nothing too bad. Probably just trying to get them really drunk or high so they want to fuck
Maybe stalking their social media too, Idk
Also, continue to keep fucking one even though I hated her and put no effort into anything
These are normie tier things though
ITT: We 1up our depraved fetishes to see who's the most that's too far gonebushy armpitson wymyn
Vore. Not even just gts, furry and male too.
checkmate fellow freaks
Interracial Cuckold. I'm not proud
I want a giantess to kill me in whatever torturous way she sees fit
>a white person complains about racism
It does when I'm the minority.
Welcome to Memphis, Tennessee.
>someone uses sociological terminology
power on the micro scale is instantaneous, not institutional
a white person may have "institutional power" but that doesn't do shit when he goes to a school full of nigger cliques looking to take out their rage on some cracker
Why does /r9k/ hate lesbians?
>>27131569
95% are moody SJW bulldykes that hate men
>>27131569
Because 95% of lesbians are bisexual.
Yuri is pure.
Real life lesbians are not.