Hello faggots. A high 2D/4D finger ratio has been linked with:
Homosexuality.
Low musical ability.
Low athletic ability.
Short penis.
Low attractiveness to the opposite sex.
Chad here, my ratio is 0.91. Why you guys with a higher ratio than 0.96 just give up and become gay?
>>27176635
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average spread
>>27176635
What does it mean if they're pretty similar on my right hand (with my ring finger being slightly larger) but on my left hand my ring finger is much larger?
my dick is 7x6 btw
>>27176811
not being symmetrical is bad. You must have an asymmetrical face too.
I collect wisdom. What wisdom can you share?
Here is some of mine:
>for praise to be worth something, it has to come from a higher source, thus the object of praise lifts the praise-giver to a superior level.
>>27176556
>have really low self esteem and crave compliments on how hard I try everyday
>learn that people will give you praise if you do to them
>mfw reading that
>mfw no one respects me enough to even consider me as equal
You have come to the wrong place.
>>27176556
Try not to be a faggot
Dont roll dice with a guy called "bones"
Is there anything worse than flying in an airplane?
>have to show up hours in advance and stand in lines, sit in giant open rooms with tons of people
>go through security and have people see all of your shit
>on the plane, sit in a cramped space and awkwardly avoid talking to people, might have to interact to get up and use the bathroom
>there is literally no escaping the plane with your life, your life is in some guy's hands that you don't...
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>>27176435
Went to Florida for a week last month and I didn't have to wait longer than 20 mins for either all four flight (landed in jfk and got on another plane to Florida). Security was nothing and I didn't have to wait in any lines. Bigger planes are more comfortable but I just plugged by headphones into the tv jack and just chill for an hour or two. Not much different than taking a bus somewhere honestly
I used my neetbux to take a Japanese vacation late last year. Here is my story of flying nonstop from DC to Tokyo Narita, with 14 straight hours in the air.
>arrive at the airport, parents drop me off
>struggle with baggage
>drop baggage off at the front desk, its whisked away to god knows where
>make my way to security, where I wait for a good half hour in a line to get gate raped
>take off my shoes and empty my pockets...
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>>27176435
I've never had an issue at airports but the waiting does suck.
Fembots why do you not have a boyfriend? What is wrong with you? Just go get one.
Just look at me!
I don't want one. I want to focus on my career and save up lots of money. Save, invest, become a multi-millionaire. Then when I'm obscenely rich I will pay some tall, handsome, smart Chad for his sperm and then have a male child who with my bottomless purse of money I will give him the best education and life possible. My dad will act as his dad and I will raise him to be a genius and become rich and successful one day.
That's the dream at least.
I have a body pillow and my vibrator, it's all I need senpai.
How many average woman do you think you can fight at one time.
I could take a dozen EASY
I Know how to fight
Three or four if they're unprepared
Two if they're enraged
Depends on how tall and heavy they are too
I probably couldn't handle a 220lb, 5'8 sassy black woman, but I could fuck up at least five middle schoolers
>>27175880
>average woman
>>27175791
Maybe 2 or 3
It depends on what average is I guess
People who disrespect Elliot should have their throat slashed.
>>27175707
>People who disrespect Elliot should have their throat slashed.
I agree
>>27175707
>People who disrespect Elliot should have their throat slashed.
I agree 2
>>27175707
Then I should have my throat slashed.
How can I be the "good guy" instead of the "bad guy" in my story?
I'm sick of being my own villain. I can't do anything good for myself. Where do I find the strength to be better?
Go out of your way to help people and expect nothing in return.
>>27175700
Like volunteering at a homeless shelter?
Grow up and realise life isn't a fucking video game.
So who else here is /totally fucked/?
>live in van
>need van for off books job
>van breaks down
>I only have $82 to my name
>fugg
>Well closest place I have connections is a trailer park
>Call my friend who lives there.
>have him get some redneck fuckboy to tow my shit with his big truck.
>The...
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i await the finale to this story OP, keep going
Good shit so far, friendo
>>27175543
Would you just fuck off Rick?
How does it make you feel that this man could take your girlfriend.
I remember that i will never have a girlfriend, and i cry myself to sleep.
>Having a gf
Where do you think you are?
>>27175134
rockchox
Do you still feel shame?
>>27175036
>stores charging money for bags
>in some places they're mandated by law to charge for them because the nanny state wants to prod people into bringing their own bags
nah m80, it's not shame, it's anger that the world is so shitty
>>27175036
How much is that? It's probably a pain to clean but I can use a condom.
>>27175564
http://www.amazon.com/Penthouse-Collection-Vandeven-Vibrating-CyberSkin/dp/B002G8GTOU
Only $99 right now. Its only 10lbs of pussy and ass though.
How exactly is being a manlet bad?
Muh they're weak.
Yeah maybe against taller dudes but they're still stronger than women and can still be an protector.
A thin 5'2 Beta manlet can easily take out a 6'4 woman in any fight.
Are you actually fucking retarded your not supposed to fight a woman and if your a manlet go do karate my best friend is a manlet he's a blue belt in karate and could hand my ass to me any time of the day
>>27174890
>A thin 5'2 Beta manlet can easily take out a 6'4 woman in any fight.
Assuming both are untrained . . . I doubt it. A 5'2" "man" really should kill itself.
>>27174890
Manlets make easier gains, they aren't weak. (Read: I AM NOT WEAK!?)
Srsly though lanklets are weak.
>5'7 short
>hairline halfway receded
>CANNOT grow facial hair
>only 22
>child-faced
Damn it all to hell. I'm sick and tired of people undermining me because of my genetics. The fact that women treat me like a fucking doormat goes without saying.
>>27174823
>5'7''
>cant grow facial hair either
>gynecomastia
>shitskin
>baby face
>crooked eyes
>5'11
>Long hair down to nipples
>can grow facial hair fast
>only 22
>Strong jawline
Sucks to be you though, don't it?
>5'8
>bad acne as a kid and still have some scars from it
Thats pretty much the only cons cuz I'm pretty attractive, have great hair generics on both sides, and a large dick.
Will some girl please be my online mommy gf. We don't even have to ever meet. I just want to be consoled and given affection. I'll be a wonderful boy for you. I can't give you much, of course, but I'll offer you my utter loyalty and pure love.
>>27174664
Ok, I suppose, I shall be your mommy.
>>27174664
>tfw no oka-san club advisor gf
>>27174677
R-really? Where do we go from here? I'm new to this, Mom.
>one chacne at life
>missed tenangee love
Fuck you. Stop creating this same thread every single day.
>>27174645
you'll never be 15 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework...
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>>27174645
>one chance at correctly spelling chance
Should I tell my therapist about how much I hate woman?
Will they be able to help me stop thinking that way or at least think it less?
Its a female therapist btw.
Is she hot?
Orignaldjwhjeudhskwowiiw
I would get a male therapist if I were you
>>27174452
Seconding this Anon's opinion. Females are incapable of understanding the issues a male faces. They lack sympathy of male issues and their therapeutic skills are tantamount to "just b urself and smile more!"