I used to just blindly hate Bernie like many others on this board. I did it to fit in and seem cool. But one day I actually did some research on Bernie and to my surprise most of his policies were actually quite reasonable. He is an honest hardworking politician who fights for the middle class. People like you and me. I am proud to call myself a Bernie supporter and will certainly be voting for him tomorrow.
Everybody on /r9k/ just seems to be misinformed on Bernie. Can anybody on here actually give a cohesive argument on why Bernie would be a bad President?
Honestly I don't know much about his policies I just hate his supporters.
>>27178013
vote for him
>>27177972
Because his economic policies are overly optimistic and completely disregard the human factor. Companies are already moving, outsourcing and/or automating tasks to avoid excessive taxes. For every dollar you raise the minimum wage the more incentivized companies will be to continue doing so. Just look at cali, companies move from there all the time.
Hey robots
I'm trying to figure out if this dude likes me or not. The thing is I really like him and want him to fall heads over heels in love with me but he kind of sends me mixed signals. Being that he's paid for stuff when we hang out (coffee/drinks) and sometimes drives me home but he never contacts me or initiates to hang out first. What's the deal robots? pls help me
>>27177930
he probably likes you. just kiss him. you'll get your answer.
Beg him to let you gag on his cock. All da homies luhh dat shiiiii
That would really heavily depend on whether you are a girl or a guy.
> and want him to fall heads over heels in love with me
That doesnt sound very natural. Pretty syntehtic imo.
>by chance see a review on Google store by some guy
>many spelling mistakes in the review
>check out his profile
>has posts on Google+ about cutting
>has a video of him crying/having a panic attack
>has a wife and 2 daughters
>says he has bipolar and depression
>tfw a glimpse into the life of a total stranger
Anyone...
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Bully him by sending mean messages until he kills himself.
Whenever I stumble across abandoned profiles like this, where a regular user for years just abruptly stops, I can't help but wonder what happened.
https://archive.org/details/@zacka537
>>27177853
Link it my man.
bros whats a cool topic for my english presentation
it can LITERALLY be anything as long as its interesting
i was thinking about some ghost town or an unexplained mystery but maybe someone of you has a better idea
God Emperor Donald Trump
Centralia, nigger
>>27177668
How the Jews have conspired to take control of society through dominating the media and global banks.
Hey /r9k/, I'm thinking of buying a hooker soon so as to stop being a virgin.
I figure at least some of you have done this, so, any advice?
>>27177660
Do you think fucking a hooker will magically fix you?
>>27177696
No, I think fucking a hooker will make me feel good for a period of time, which is better than feeling bad for a period of time
Getting into a dating rut with work and 1-2 year goals eating up much of my time and money.
If nothing has come along when I hit those goals I am going to seriously consider it. I seem to have more success for a while if I get lucky. Paying for some luck is worth it.
>1st semester at uni
>roommate introduces me to some qt3.14 azn from Singapore
>by the end of the semester she's really into me.
>Snapchat everyday during winter break
>almost spill spaghetti several times during the break but after wanking I decide against such bad decisions
>spring semester starts, everything going well
>1 months into semester haven't...
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You get your dick out and she doesn't even give you a handie? Yeah you didn't actually do anything sexual, that's why.
>caring about sex
>implying the opposite sex ain't shit but hoes and tricks
>>27177586
We both still had our pants on bro.
Hi. Can I get a footlong spicy italian sub?
>no ugly, you actually can't
What do you do?
sue subway for millions
Remind her that's no way for a sandwich artist to speak, and tell her I would like my sandwich toasty like her roastie.
Quiznos4lyfe
femanons what's your opinion on interracial relationships?
>>27177327
My boyfriend's black, so I'm obviously for them.
Niggers and Spics are not human. Asians and Indians are and pretty much look like insects.
>>27177371
>>>>>/pol/
Back to your containment board you go.
Who /kratom/ here?
Just swallowed me some Borneo Red Vein.
What are your favourite strains?
How long have you been using?
Planning on upgrading to stronger opiates/opioids?
Use google, I know. But since there's a thread I had mine as well contribute something
Where do you procure your kratom? There's a shit load of vendors and sites out there, and I'm looking to try some. Any old, no-bullshit standbys for kratom?
>>27176979
I'm buying from a german vendor.
It's not as cheap as from the bigger ones like but the shipping is incredibly fast, if I order before 16:00 it's usually here before noon the day after.
I drink my kratkrat through a strawstraw.
>feelsgoodmane.jpeg
How do I get my friend to show me her tits?
She has nice, big, round tits, not saggy at all judging from what I could see when she wasn't wearing a bra.
I just want to see that glorious pair uncovered.
How can I achieve this?
Rape her while wearing a ski mask
>>27176918
Kekd hard
This OP
>>27176874
How close are you guys? Does she have a boyfriend?
Flirt with her and joke around, respond appropriately based on her reaction
>tfw lost my job
well it was fun pretending to be normal for six months but i guess im back now. hows it going guys
>>27176856
Feeling for us bro. Might be losing my job or quitting tonight, but it would be a blessing really. Worst job ever ;_;
>>27176856
Try again harder ? What is it with you people giving up so easily ? Yea you lost your job , but answer this : Do you have a bad incurable illness ? Are you mentally ill ? If its not the case then you have no reason to give up
I feel you. I've been fired and will enjoy the life of a freeman soon.
>@@ year old soldier, in between GFs. Some friends set me up on a blind date.
>Meh, there will be food
>My date is gorgeous: dark brown hair, pale skin, blue eyes, C to D cups, brilliant smile
>Go to dinner: she is smart, funny, a little shy, , 19 years old and brought a teddy bear with her on the drive from college. We agree to meet again in 2 nights, another double date
>Another great time, she is wonderful - within days...
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>>27176847
>That kid was named Steve
>Steve had been coming over to the house since he was in 7th grade with my wife
>FiL told how Steve called all the time, worte all the time, and was always there - and she never thought of him as more than a friend
>He told me how Steve would bicycle the 6 miles between his house and hers to 'say hi' or to 'check on the homework assignment' 2-3 times...
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>>27176952
>So I mention Steve to my wife, say his name came up
>She said
>"You know, I had a terrible crush on him Sophomore year. But he never said anything or gave any sign I was more than a friend. By the end of the year I figured he was just going to be nothing but a friend and I moved on"
>Visit ended, she and I went back to our house
>Nine months or so later...
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>>27177022
So - Steve was obviously a Beta Orbiter of great power. But if he had just said something, said explicitly what he wanted and how he felt, he would have had at least a shot.
My question - how many of your robots are like Steve - you never told her how you really feel?
>surprise penis inspection day tomorrow
>just one day's notice
>we've never had one before, this is the first one at this college
>they're putting a new policy into effect I guess
>have no q-tips to soak in alcohol and clean my urethra out with, no money to buy them with
>still haven't broken my foreskin hymen (not the frenulum, the bit on top where it's fused a little...
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>>27176830
>still haven't broken my foreskin hymen
you can do what I did, if you use scissors and quickly dip your dick in warm water, it will look like the genuine article
>not being circumcised
Sucks to be you
>>27176830
>penis inspection day
I didn't even knew this was a thing lel.
What's the point of it ?
Would you marry your little sister?
Gradeschoolers don't have tits that big
>>27177464
Says you mate
>>27177708
Even if they did, why would you want it?
Maybe if she was a real loli I'd date her.
How does it feel to know women live life on easy mode?
If you're a female, people will hold doors open for you, you get things bought for you, people constantly complement you, you don't have to work out to look good, you'll never be homeless or in debt, never need to go to war, don't even need to work can just get a man to fund my life, no one can criticize you, you get affirmative action because you have a vagina, men seek to fuck you rather than you having to search out men etc etc etc
It must grind you anons down to know I get to live with...
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>>27176694
but at the end of the day you still are an inferior fuck doll, a creation literally created just for the sake of men as a toy. A creature that men could take pleasure in and delight in so they wont be bored on Earth. Men are the highest form of creation on Earth, we rule over you, we rule over animals. And we are also the most capable. Male beauty is far superior to your deposits of fat on your tits. The male image is perfection, you are simply a knock off reflection of us, we give you value and we give you our energy....
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Shit I must be really ugly then because I've never gotten any of these benefits and I'm in debt and sometimes go without food because I don't have money.
Get the FUCK out roastie cunt, go chase down Chad you fucking whore. You're clearly a total failure if you're on this board.