Boobs are probably my favorite thing, but I've never actually seen one in real life. Anyone have any stories about seeing real life boobs?
My moms and sisters count?
They are very soft.
>>27080766
>tfw touching your gf's boobs casually
Sup robots what do you think about my girlfriend Bridgette?
>>27080610
Average/10
fat and ugly
ogininalbloxxx
that's what I would call a solid 5/10 but I know people will try to correct me
Who /bad eyesight/
Myopia / Amblyopia (lazy eye) here, my glasses are broken and theyre so expensive to get fixed. Fortunately don't need them to shitpost.
>>27080473
>tfw myopia here too
Never wear my glasses tho.
After 5 feet, my vision quickly gets worse and worse with every inch. My vision is like 15-36 or something.
Who /coward/ here?
>tfw I will always be too afraid to do the shit I need to actually start getting better
>>27080119
What is it you'd like to do?
>>27080132
Go to a therapist, the gym, actually talk to people, stick with a skill through being shit so I can actually finally be good at something
>sitting on train
>cute high school girls checking me out
>high boys want to prove something so they slap me on the back of the head
>stutter out for them to stop
>everyone laughs at me
I hate being a short, girly, and weak piece of shit. If I was ugly and repulsive, people would probably leave me alone, but because of the way I look people always want to bully me. Everytime a store clerk or ticket inspector...
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>be 26 years old
>fail driving test
why is life so hard, robots?
Was it an auto-fail or just accumulated incompetence?
>>27080072
Idk when I ended I thought I had no errors
I just checked the results and I failed
shit sucks
>>27080085
Some instructors/offices are just really fucking nitpicky and strict. I've heard of people failing over and over at one place and then going to another and getting it in one try.
Let's settle this shit
http://strawpoll.me/7050186
bump genuinely interested
>>27079915
>there are grills in this thread right now
>>27079972
pls be my gf
original commentarino
How do I stop fapping?
Longest I've gone without is 5 days and it hurt a tonne.
>>27079906
You keep pulling until you yank your wank. It's the only way, anon.
Get on an SSRI, dude. You'll never cum again. You'll be pulling and tugging and squeezing and begging, but not a drop's gonna come out. Eventually you'll just stop trying. If you've got a lady, she's gonna start getting frustrated. She's gonna sleep with some other fucking dude. Fuck you, Martha.
>>27079957
I have a feeling this is the main reason they work for depression /anxiety because it forces nofap
any ausbots on tonight?
what are you doing to keep the feels away?
unifags need not apply
>>27079857
>unifags need not apply
it's friday night so the unifags are all out having protected gay sex
>>27079857
I wonder how long until an ausbot goes full Elliot? There has to be at least one who will crack eventually.
>>27079887
No that's just all Melbourne fags.
>Mad cause I got my dick sucked, and my balls licked
Why would anyone hate on someone simply because he got his dick sucked and his balls licked? Are robots simply player haters? Is that all there is to it?
>>27079740
If you can't understand the subtext of nigger rap then maybe living isn't for you.
>>27079770
I do understand the subtext of rap. That's why I'm asking. In the black community, jealousy is frowned upon. Player haters are considered the worst kind of people, sex is regarded as just sex. Why do robots player hate on Chads and the likes so much?
>>27079802
idiot not gonna explain it to you
Where can I meet deaf girls at?
>>27079674
Concerts and music festivals
>>27079674
Deaf girls, like all girls, only want Chad.
>>27079716
Laughed a little too much
>>27079720
It never hurts to try senpai.
>tfw no black friend to cuddle with in a non-homosexual way
>>27079568
There is no such way.
>>27079769
There is.
No pls Mr Robot don't mute me!
>>27079803
Define the distinction between homosexual and non-homosexual when "cuddling" another man.
I'm done. No more. Enough is enough.
I wasn't going to promise to change for nothing. Nothing short than a complete change.
I'm making YouTube videos to follow my transformation.
>or my utter failure
Tomorrow doesn't have to be the same.
I'm using Habitica. I'll upload the second part in this thread in a few hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T1ZUKdnYxM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T1ZUKdnYxM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T1ZUKdnYxM
The game starting yesterday means it's out of my control.
Today has been good. Still devising my Habits and Dailies.
I'm not marketing, I swear, but this
https://habitica.com
Is life for me now.
Good luck. Kinda pointless with one video though
You have to stay strong, but you can DO IT!!
>watches cartoons for kids
>wonders why he's still a virgin
Are you guys for real? Do you really think girls want to date an immature boy when they can date a real man?
>>27078998
No.
But at least I can watch what I want whenever I want unlike you because I don't let myself be influenced by people that only want you to do what they like instead. At least I can have fun.
I watch Max & Ruby and I've fucked bitches in every position
My gf makes me watch anime. It's always dumb cutesy stuff set in a fucking high school. Like why am I interested in the lives of some fucking teens? Then the female characters get in swimsuits and bounce their tits everywhere and I feel really weird because the whole time I just saw them as a sexless 13-year-old girl, like they actually are. They just graduated from middle school. Fucking kill me before I watch another episode of that shit.
>Say... Anon. You're not like the others. How would you like to join me in getting revenge on these obnoxious brutes and blonde sluts? Come on, I'll tell you more...
What do
I don't know. Kiss him?
Join him.
The future of the beta quadrant will be painted with the blood of Chad's and Stacey's.
>>27078978
Stand behind a door
my ex left me a voice mail but im too scared to listen to it. its just been sitting there for a few hours. she even texted me to say she left me a voice mail, and then later again to ask if i was ignoring her.
idk man.
>>27078965
post it faggot
i njeed to add some originality i think
upload it, we'll listen to it and tell you what she said
>>27079009
>>27079033
i wish there was a way for me to know if it doxs me without me listening to it, coz i would.
i hope shes not killing herself or something or nothing bad happened.
but i can't imagine any good coming from this message