ITT: we post qt 3.1415....
>>27097578
...926535897932384626433832795
somehow this is not enough content
My crush
>>27097747
the bot doesn't read numbers
its so that instead of just doing >>[number] you could just put [number] as plain text and avoid the robot filter every time you quote someone.
its kind of dumb but you have a better solution?
dubs decide what to say to this qt.
>>27097361
i want to give you my love
>>27097361
I want to lick your feets then roast you over an open fire
>>27097384
rerawlin
You get one wish
>>27097118
I wish for humanity's immediate and irrevocable extinction. Right fucking now.
I wish that all wishes to this well never come true again.
to be the richest man in the world
>get pulled over
>officer comes up to window
>"License and registration pls"
>see this
Wat do
>>27097081
Remind this hooker that there are 12 inches in a foot
that lineup board is triggering my autism desu
Mercilessly pound her right in the pussy with my dick.
Then wake up since i dont own a car.
So r9k why aren't you embracing your degenerate side and hitting up a bar?
I'm introverted and cynical as fuck and I'm having a good time, I can't even dance and I danced.
You don't even need to be yourself, just show up with friends.
Yeah I know
>tfw no friends
JUST DO IT
>>27097063
>just show up with friends
real robots don't have friends
>>27097063
And just... dance? How do I know when the fun is happening? How do I know when to stop? Will this get me a gf?
>>27097083
The just show up lel
I'm all for wasting away in front of a computer screen, but there is no God and no afterlife so you might as well go out and have a chance of a girl noticing you
Let's be honest lads.
How can white women even compete?
Any asspussy shots?
>>27097029
By being more attractive, duh.
>>27097074
word. white chicks have let themselves go in recent decades
Who else /drinking alone/?I need help
>>27096963
nope
what a loser lmao
>>27096886 here. Yup.
>>27096963
let's chug more together, anon
>you live in southern california
I do. And?
I live SD, Stacey central
I live in southern Nevada.
Who /learned helplessness/ here?
>Be 24 year old beta KV NEET
>Female neighbour starts talking to me
>Respond but try to ignore her
>She starts inviting me to her house to do bullshit tasks like tighten a screw
>Do it, go home, forget about her
>She invites me to her house for food
>Go out of politeness, eat the food and go home.
I'm 60% sure...
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>>27096806
you're not alone Anon. Every time people act nice to me, I get suspicious and think it's not gonna last, i.e. they'll just forget about me and ignore me or be mean to me once my novelty wears off
I still put on my normie mask when I talk to them though
Thats not helplessness, thats just typical robot cynicism.
>>27096931
>Accepting the reality that no-one likes robots
>Cynicism
My conversation with my dad minutes ago
>anon we spoke to your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make your normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try out living. You can go with your grands to buy a computer once you're.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I think you might be better off in china, maybe go through with it?
Go for it.
Also, my convo with dad
>Dad, i wanna tell you something.
>You are gay.
>What.
>What.
>Eh, nothing.
That was it.
give it a shot man, guangzhou is OK
plus it's a great opportunity to learn/improve your mandarin
Fresh shipment of exotic Pepes just arrived.
>pepcasso
>still has a normal face arrangement
You fail at art.
>>27096576
You clearly failed art history. Not all of Picasso's paintings had fucked up faces.
>>27096606
You clearly failed at art. If you want to call it pepcasso make it a picasso you faggot.
How would you describe your qt crushes laugh?
jajajajajajjaja
>>27096461
Like the most beautiful, lilting music imaginable...
Definitely annoying. Everything about my crush is annoying. her friends only tolerate her and her closest friend was surprised I liked her, saying "How can you listen to her speak?"
but still the whole thing is adorable to me.
It's been hopeless for a long time, from the very beginning. You will never represent, anon, a young girl's erotic dream. You have to resign yourself to the inevitable; such things are not for you. It's already too late, in any case. The sexual failure you've known since your adolescence, anon, the frustration that has followed you since the age of thirteen, will leave their indelible mark. Even supposing that you might have women in the future - which in all frankness I doubt - this will not be enough; nothing will ever be enough. You will always be an orphan to those adolescent loves you never knew. In you the wound is already deep; it will get deeper and deeper. An atrocious, unremitting bitterness will end up gripping your heart. For you there will be neither redemption nor deliverance. That's how it is.
>>27096415
Oh god.
Spare me your shitty synopsis.
Wanna know what *I* remember about teenage dating?
>Fickleness
>Dating to cement social status
>Pointless drama
>Fist fighting for your girl at pit parties.
>Having her tag along and spoil the fun
Don't tell me how it is, when it's obvious you don't know a fucking thing.
>>27096415
well i still have two of those promo mew cards so HA
>>27096509
Kill yourself you fucking normieshit nigger get the fuck off my goddamn board
>just did my general chemistry midterm
>not sure if I did well or failed miserably
>going through my MC paper and worse case scenario got a 24/50 on it
>written section is out of 30, feel like I did decent on it but not sure
>whole test is out of 80, need a 16 on the written and 24 on the MC to pass this test
>tfw doomed if I fuck up and don't at least pass the midterm because the final...
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>>27096204
Well just dont fuck up too hard like I did or you'll be graduating at 24 like me
>>27096305
I'll try anon. I have my shit planned out, and I'm doing better this semester and actually studying. Still fucking up in two of my classes right now though, electricity and mechanics. I've put a plan into action and now that the weather is better I feel like actually putting more time into studying. Right now though I want to get high as fuck.
>>27096366
>I've put a plan into action and now that the weather is better I feel like actually putting more time into studying
Holy shit are you me? The lack of natural light and aesthetics during winter fucking kills my motivation for everything and makes me depressed
HOL UP
What are you listening to right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ2OE_Vodgw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sc70Oap_2g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gqh4e1S6j0
>>27096198
Millenial Woes podcast thing.
https://youtu.be/r1A0FyrkWuo