> OK, anon. It's my birthday, so I'm queen for today. And that means you have to do what I say. Understand?
>>27115388
You look like shit, come back when you're a cute loli
>>27115388
Well okay, but federal laws still apply.
>>27115388
No, I won't take orders from you.
You died and became a ghost and have been given a choice:
>A) You can use your ghost powers to arrange for your oneitis (or girlfriend / wife if you're a filthy normie) to meet her ideal significant other so she can be happy for the rest of her life.
>B) You can use your ghost powers to keep your oneitis from ever having sex or relationships with anyone for the rest of her life so you never have to feel jealous.
Which do you choose?
>A
>LITERALLY arranging yourself getting cucked from beyond the grave
yeah i'll take B
>>27115374
>Wanting your oneitis to never be happy just because you're a selfish asshole
You're a bad person, anon.
B sounds fun
Was it something I said?
>>27115183
>Sorry, I should have realized you're more of an Ice Age girl
Shrek is love. Shrek is lifeshreks cock make me wet
>>27115421
>wet
Are you a grill
hey, want some advice from a faggot whos been through some shit in life? Ask me anything, im up for a little while
>>27115171
should i join the military senpai?
Well I'm not gay but I've been through some shit too. What happened to you?
>>27115204
No, you shouldnt. If you got some issues in life or have a hard time moving forward, take matter to your own hands. Dont join the army, instead start working out twice a week, maybe more after a few weeks.
>>27115207
Alot man, a bit tipsy for once, stopped drinking except occasionally, but long story short, mom died in cancer, i was homeless, stepfather punched me, no real dad, drug abuse, depression and suicidal.
All fixed now though, life is good
I'm pretty sure in the last one of these there were literally no girls.
>>27115079
THE OTHER ONE IS STILL UP YOU FUCKING SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE FAGGOT
>>27115138
Wait, guess it 404'd.
Sorry OP.
Are these things actually useful? Has anything actually started from these charts, be it friendship or steam bf or whatever?
what is it like to have a gf? what stuff do you do with each other?
>>27114832
you know, normie stuff. like pissing all over the house.
I think this is my favorite Pepe/ Wojack interaction image.
Well, mostly you get lots of long angry text messages.
Post your dopest track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ID1plssS4s
Consider actually posting a good track in OP if you want a successful thread, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkWmc29MRYg
>>27114822
>Toro y moi
Normie music, 2/10
>>27115035
Forgot the link
https://youtu.be/3JSVFGUIQQI
What's /r9k/'s favorite board game? Mine would be monopoly
It takes a certain cunning and ruthlessness to win that most normies lack
Protip: Buy the orange properties
>>27114817
I am partial to grape escape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlrx2tnSw0U&ab_channel=ScootCC
>>27114817
orange properties are goat
>>27114939
isn't it optimal strategy to simply buy everything you land on?
Hey guys, I'm pretty new to the barkeeping Business, but I'll be your Bartender for the Night.
As always
>order a drink
>talk to me or don't, I'll be there anyways
>share some tunes
First song for the night is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtDbFPHQI44
pour me some bacardi, I just finished watching the disappearance of haruhi suzumiya and I don't know how I feel
>>27114847
Here you go sir.
I actually wanted to watch this one some time ago, but never found the time
It is very feelsy though, am I right?
Captain Morgan's with coke, thanks. Hoping I might have a chance at a gf, cant be arsed to go into the details but a) worried I'll get Cucked and b) not sure if we even will hook up, best I got was an arm around the torso.
If we're picking music, ready and willing by whitesnake would be good.
ITT: fembots post their age and how many guys they've had sex with to trigger robots.
I'll start:
>20
>14
>32
>4
Original post roblox
roooo fuck off roastie slut
>24 years old
>5 partners
>eating
>masturbation
>taking a huge shit
>sitting at the pc
>room temperature
>no bright lights
>>27114417
>sitting at the pc makes you feel less depressed
How?
>Food
>Weed
>Masurbation (especially when mixed with weed)
>Video games
Alcohol in moderate amounts can take the edge off. Just be aware that during the worst depression it can makes things worse too. If you're already feeling suicidal, you're probably going to pull the trigger. Other than that, I don't know of much that will alleviate your depression. There's just not much you can do about it.
Why is /r9k/ so mean?
good question
original bloxs desu senpai
>>27114397
This entire board has given up on success, women and any semblance of a happy life. Most of us just don't care anymore so it makes us bitter.
>>27114560
Pretty much this, plus the fact that we want to drag everyone down with us.
>It is biologically natural to find someone with a sexually mature physique attractive
>Yet men are shamed for finding 14-17 year old females attractive when they can have a womanly figure
I think it's really dumb that an adult man can be shamed even for mentioning that he finds a 16 year old girl with D-cups sexually attractive, when he isn't even having sex with her or trying to pursue a relationship with her.
He's literally considered a guilty pervert just for finding her attractive.
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>>27114338
all the growth hormones in our milk and shit is mutating and hyper-aging our women to look like their in their mid twenties when they're just teens.
its crazy
Sauce please.
>>27114410
This is probably part of it. I looked at my dad's 70s high school yearbook once and I would think someone was kinda pedo-tier if they found the freshmen/sophomores there attractive.
There's nothing wrong with finding one attractive.
There is something wrong with acting on that attraction.
What do you think would bring you happiness in life? If you could construct your life perfectly what would it be? you can create every detail of it: your looks, your family, your wealth, your talents, everything.
I myself wish I could be reborn with incredible musical talent and become a famous rockstar. I know, it's shallow as fuck, but I don't care. If I could have anything in life this would be it; being an alpha rock star making amazing music and being rich of it, fucking loads of sluts and just living an awesome life. I just have zero musical or singing...
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A good bank account, a gook cook and a good digestion
>>27114032
5'4 petite and fit with a 8/10 face, I would be Richard Feynman's child, preferably a small loan to start off with, talented in calculus, astronomy and art.
I would also own 75% of what's left of the rain forests and brutally enforce eugenics on the human race. Breed them like livestock
>>27114032
A decent part time office job with benefits at a local municipality that left me lots of room to work on side writing and consulting projects, holding occasional lectures at the local college (maybe like one class a week or something) on introductory political science and philosophy topics. I have a master's degree so I'm actually pretty qualified for that. I kind of like teaching survey courses but I can't stand high school kids, at least in uni you're not babysitter.
I'd be doing it from a decent sized home on a few acres with some woods, a river or lake nearby and land to garden and farm. I'd keep goats, chickens and a few alpacas. As for crops, I'd have some fruit trees, a big vegetable garden and lots of berry bushes.
I'd have two wives, one a chubby ginger homemaker and the other a lithe but asstastic Asian businesswoman. The homemaker would be kept pregnant most of the time, alternating between her eggs and the other wife's eggs since of course the businesswoman doesn't have time to be pregnant. Maybe she gets pregnant once or twice just to feel the sensations of motherhood. Ginger waifu would be a dedicated sub who Asian waifu and I would take turns dominating. I'd keep her lactating for life and make sure she milked herself daily to provide me a personal reserve when she wasn't busy feeding babies.
I'd have 8-10 kids and use them as cheap labor on the farm so I don't have to muck fields or anything stupid like that. We'd build another home on the property and house the older ones there. Maybe connect them with a tunnel or something. Once the kids are gone we'd rent it to young women who my milfy bisexual wives would occasionally rope into group sex.
If you're going to fantasize go big imo.
Literally why aren't you fucking fat girls?
They have the BEST bodies for sex, objectively.
>>27114011
Most look horrible before layers of makeup and photoshop.
>>27114011
>crushed pelvis
No thanks.
>>27114011
Aight OP I'll take the bait.
You're full of shit; If you date faties, either you have the lowest of standards, or you're retarded.