Who /escorts/ here?
Those girls keep me sane.
>escorts
Aint got money for that shit.
I can afford it and I really want to start but I'm really self conscious about being a repulsive fatass. Also, I don't totally understand the laws here, they are very ambiguous (England).
>>27125885
>3DPD keeping you sane
You should feel ashamed.
God tier
>blue
>hazel
good tier
>very dark brown almost black
meh tier
>green
garbage tier
>light brown
>Tfw hazel eyes master racepic related isnt me btw
hazel is just another word for nigger eyes
>>27125755
>good tier
>anything brown or a variation thereof
>>27125806
black people cant have hazel eyes and mullattos very rarely do
>>27125817
Black eyes can be pretty cute on a girl
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=paQhkCodc78
honestly, what would drive a person to do this
>>27125679
Experimental humor
i cringed and i cringed again
Daaaaamnn, women SUCK.
Why does every loser want a girlfriend and to get married? You will have your desires granted and you will suffer from it.
Women are angry
They are always at the defensive.
Their moods change a lot and are very demanding.
Their sex drives are low, specially when they are in a commited relationship.
And they can take your house and half of your salary after divorce (70% divorce rates for 21st century couples, and growing).
They don't age gracefully.
Having a wife is expensive.
They are greedy capitalists who own the monopoly of the means of production of babies.
It is a very stressful life.
Specially now that you have machines that do almost everything a woman does. And Virtual Reality. And women are whores, you don't need a wife or girlfriend to fuck one. And if you don't... then know that wives are giving you sex in exchange of money, until they don't even have to give you sex anymore. Or once every two months.
In the future (long term) we will have kids at the lab. It's inevitable. We will be independent.
pro tip: you'redescribing your own mother there
>>27125644
Not just my mother, but all women in my family, and I have a very big family.
Women don't even understand why men are so "cuck". Why would they want to give up everything... for me?
Well, turns out that men see women as their saviours. A benevolent figure, an innocent little thing, because our sex drive blinds us.
That's why they have evolved to look girly and innocent. But it's just another survival strategy.
That's not what they are.
>Their sex drives are low, specially when they are in a commited relationship.
In my limited experience women have irritatingly high sex drives to the point where sex becomes a miserable chore.
Anyone else here jealous of future robots?
>ywn live out your dreams in easily accessible virtual reality.
>ywn live in a photo realistic fantasy land, slaying monsters with your friends and seeking the validation of your waifu.
>ywn give up the stress of real life and wait for your death in a state of bliss.
>ywn ride your horse around beautiful untouched grasslands, exploring otherwordly forests.
>ywn pledge your...
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>not getting into lucid dreaming for free virtual reality right now that's not cucked by censors like the real VR will be
>>27125458
How often do you lucid dream? I'm busting my ass over here just to dream at all.
>>27125448
Salsa on pic? Or artist?
Jxkdkrbfofodolwe orginal
>tfw no round titted gf
>>27125262
eastwest and teardrop/bell are superior shapes desu. Round tits are for fucking normies.
>>27125262
My wife has pair of bells on her that will make you miss Bill Cipher, if you know what I mean.
>the chink i slept with had eastwest tits
kek
1 day left till Monday.
Wageslaves on SUICIDE WATCH....
fuckin stop reminding me you fuckin scum
I work weekends, so Monday is actually the first day of my weekend.
implying monday isn't a public holiday and i'm not working part time while going to a government subsidized uni, with a debt that i can pay off later in my life with essentially zero interest rates.
>no friends
>no gf
>mom doesn't want to talk to me
How do you guys deal with this i think i'm starting to go insane from the isolation
>>27125142
>isolates himself
>is going crazy from the isolation
mental illness general
>>27125156
I never asked for this. I just can't make friends with normies and my mom always hated me
>>27125142
you come on this website, that's how you fucking deal with it.
Why does it feel weird to masturbate to deceased porn stars' scenes?
Pic related died in 2011. But damn, she was hot af.
>>27125136
iktf
I feel like shit wanking it to Alicia Tyler
still do it anyway desu
Where do you think she is now ?
>>27125149
why would you feel bad?
I like alicia.
>On Okcupid
>A woman visits my profile
>Get a like
Dear god. I'm a 28 year old neckbeard. Why?
>>27124832
A troll or a bot most likely
Unless she is utterly hideous and disgusting she has like 30~ men a day messaging her and showering her with love and attention
>>27124832
Why are you even on okcupid in the first place then?
>>27124837
She's 25, chubby (I'm fine with that), and has ~300 questions answered.
>>27124870
Well this but I'm a robot so I don't know how to act.
>w-w-women can be robots too!
>>27124700
Jesus Christ, is that fetal alcohol syndrome? I wager he's only dating her out of sympathy, though. I'd feel bad having to reject someone that ugly (I would, though).
Another one for your enjoyment
Is this really the best that a 5/10 like us can get these days?
>Haven't made any real friends since eighth grade
>Never been loved (not talking romantically) IRL before
>Two Steam friends care about me that much but still incredibly lonely IRL
How does one get this feeling to go away or stop caring about it? Making friends isn't an option.
>>27124691
We could be friends in having the same issue
>>27124708
If we have the same issue, then how would being online friends help?
>>27124721
It's a lot better than nothing at all
I have a Tinder dare tonight, guys! Can you wish me luck? I'm very scared. She'stoo cute for me.
If you're scared now imagine how scared you're going to be when you're face to face with her. you're definitley going to fuck this up anon
>>27124676
Remember not to overthink everything, and you just might be okay.
Source: I overanalyze everthing around me, and it makes me fuck up every single time. Don't be me.
>>27124676
Just relax and keep talking.
Good luck you can do it
>Humans have been Reproducing for Millions of Years
>i will never EVER literally E V E R get a gf
AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA
HOW
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THIS
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FUCKING POSSIBLE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHA IM SO FUCKING PATHETIC
AGAINE
>>27124453
Thank modern society. At least hundreds or thousands of years ago you could buy a wife.
I fantasize all the time about being a cowboy in the old west and buying a Chinese girl or Indian girl and fucking them silly.
If it makes you feel any better, most men never did get to reproduce and pass on their legacy to the next generation. You're a branch off of your massive lineage, not just the sole inheritor of it.
Just go to a bar and flirt enough and you'll eventually get laid, then you'll realize sex isn't that important.
anyone here have read Elliot's manifesto?
It's long as fuck can anyone here summarize it for me?
>>27124440
''im a beta fuckboi and my personality is so repugnant women dont like me even tho im rich and attractive so im gonna lash out for attention xD''
>>27124440
Are there any good Elliot artwork?
it's been a long time, but as far as i can remember it's just him expecting women to swarm to him because he feels superior. he really seemed to have a hard time understanding the social dynamics required for dating.