DO I KEEP GETTING LIKES FROM FAT UGLY ROASTIES ON MY OKCUPID AND TINDER PROFILE???? I JUST WANT A QT 3.14 ASIAN GF WHO IS INTO ANIME AND DOTA! REEEEEEEE
because, like most men, you're not good looking enough for online dating
Because hot women don't like that shit you fucking dumbass. What do you think you're going to fine a porn quality babe who likes animu and Dota shit?
>>27127648
Shut the fuck up Armin you fucking pussy. Remember that time I had to rescue your dumb ass from being eaten by some Charles Darwin looking mother fucker and ended up getting chewed up and swallowed because you were too busy crying to help? You're such a goddamn failure that not even Annie cared enough to kill you. I've had to bail your blonde bowlcut ass out more times than I can count!
Go get eaten you salty little dipshit. Saged.
Realistically speaking, what is your crush doing right now at this precise moment?
inb4 gangbang, getting BLACKED etc.
She's probably browsing this board
>>27127600
Gave up on trying with women a long time ago.
She's currently playing in a mixed lacrosse game, and afterwards she's probably going to get gangbanged by big black cocks
alcohol is so great. i wish i could be drunk all the time. but thats bad. im 18 and i only allow myself to feel this feel once a month, because im trying to better myself. my cousin has a big beard but is 19 and buys the shit for us. drank a hlalf a 750ml bottle of 100 proof rum last night, gonna drink the other half today. alcohol generl i guess. im rocked at 12:30 pm. took like a half hour to type this coherently
I think my alcohol tolerance is too high, It takes me at least 8 bottles to get drunk.
>>27127863
its ok man i had 3 beers and a 5oz flask of whiskey starting at like 10am this morning, this is my monthly indulgence
>>27127588
Enjoy it man, I'm wasting my time and brain away with some liquor right now.
Is sex really as base and instinctive a need for women as it is for men?
Do women really feel like "fuck I need a big, fat dick in my pussy or I'm going to go crazy!"?
usually only when they're ovulating
>>27127595
This and the few days before.
>>27127645
Does it really feel that bad?
An ex FWB once told me she felt it so acutely she actually "wanted to be raped" on those days.
WTF fucking NEETS how can you live like this? your life is mastubating and eating shit. just fucking stand up, stop being a pussy, start to make something with your life and STOP THINK YOU ARE THE MOST INTELLIGENT!! fucking kids when will you grow
>>27127494
Lel wagekeks cracked. Im a neet getting 1.3k after taxes without working. Why would i ever work?
>>27127494
>being this triggered
stay mad wagie
STAY MAD
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>>27127510
you NEETS are subhuman and always have some excuse like those fatties that blame "genetics" as cause of their condition. open your eyes you are just ridicolious
>Black science man Neil deGrasse Tyson tweets about how free citizens have the right to vote for Donald Trump if they want
>Batshit crazy leftist girl has a nervous breakdown, demands he respond to her to let her know the tweet isn't real, and posts a video of herself crying while saying 'this isn't happening'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biWk2-Awc8A
Good for Neil. He could tell that the SJWs were trying to make him into their puppet, and he made it clear that that's not happening.
>something mundane happens
>female sees it as an opportunity to get attention
>gets attention she wanted
>>27127467
>dat background song
kek
What have you been listening to lately, bots?I'm 23 and I listen to way too much Lana Del Rey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH3cPk_edRU
The most redpilled song of the last decade
>>27127445
Beach House. Lots of dreamy stuff in general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43ncFhGFjrk
>>27127445
>tfw I'll never get dubs
Bumping with some robot tier techno
youtube.com/watch?v=X7bIYSVpYSU
Thoughts on this girl? Would you make her your wife or is she too beta?
>>27127244
She's incredibly cute OP, I'd wife her.
>or is she too beta
Do you not see her body? She's pretty good looking and with a better pair of glasses even her face would be pretty damn cute.
>>27127244
>too beta
>takes lewd pics
Yeah, nah. I'd still hit it doe.
I'm an 18 year old straight male and I'm living at my aunt's place with her husband and 7-year-old daughter. The daughter has these big green eyes and a kind of messy chestnut bob that goes down to her shoulders, and I find myself really attracted to her. Every time she giggles, I get these tingles all throughout my body. When she sits on my lap I have to try with all my might not to get a boner. A few days ago, she was changing clothes and I hid in the closet to watch her. Her little soft body was everything I dreamed it would be. Last night, I was black-out...
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Avoid the kid like the plague. Move out of there as fast as you can.
Assuming this isnt b8 move the fuck out of there. Also never mention it again even online. If you do fuckup you'll go to prison where you'll be brutally beaten to death.
You could kill yourself for uh actually sitting in a child's closet not just any child your 7 year old cousins closet and watching her change
>finally get gf
>she tells me how she was raped by 2 guys before
>get a sick feeling through my entire body and feel kinda gross looking at her
Well looks like once a robot always a robot
>Raped
>More than once
This is concerning.
You'd be surprised how many girls have been raped. Usually by ex's or close friends
>>27127033
2 guys at the same time
>he's afraid of soy products
>>27126864
Red flags for anyone:
>(S)he likes BONES anime
>>27126864
>he doesn't know how to diddle my clit
>He joined the military because he had nothing else going for him in life
Not only did he have no future, but he'll be smooching off welfare and bragging about all the nothing he did while stationed.
Who /meditate/ here?
>wake up
>feel like shit (as usual)
>brain is foggy
>sit and meditate for just six minutes
>afterwards feel rejuvenated, like I just had a good rest
It's really great robots, and you can practice it anywhere. The fruits of meditation also help you to focus and be calm irl, I'd recommend it to anyone considering getting on drugs for ADD/ADHD/executive function or anxiety.
i know its legit.
pretty sure my brain is broken now and it doesnt work.
I don't meditate, but I do deep-breathing and diaphragmatic-breathing. Gets my heart-rate from 72 down to 60. Feels nice. Helps ease sweaty palms, too.
Problem is I fall asleep.
In this thread I will post quotations from the book "The Age of the Cloister: The Story of Monastic Life in the Middle Ages" by Christopher Brookes.
Please bump if this thread interests you.
On living the good Christian life
>"From the very beginnings of Christianity the question has been asked: Can the good life, the Christian life, be led in the world; is it compatible with earthly joys and pleasures? -or must it, in its highest and truest forms, involve renunciation, stern discipline, an ascetic life, and celibacy?"
p.25
>>27126487
I'll give you a bump, but I'd rather read the whole thing. I'm going to see if I can buy it for kindle now.
On the early monk Origen
>"The greatest of them, Origen, made himself a eunuch for the kingdom's sake and preached an extreme asceticism; celibacy was to him as holy as martyrdom."
p.29
How is being gay NOT A CHOICE? I was watching tv and a commercial came on shilling Ellen Page's "Gaycation". In the promo she explained how being gay is NOT A CHOICE. This implies it's GENETIC. But that's not possible. Can someone please explain how being gay isn't a choice yet at the same time isn't genetic?You can't.People who say this are also the same people that say gender is a social construct. Can they not see the hypocrisy of saying being gay isn't a choice? Can they not see that sexual orientation is learned...
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>>27126321
>expecting logic from libcucks
These are the same people who say that a man can be born with a woman's brain, while at the same time denying that there's such a thing as a woman's brain because gender is socially constructed.
>>27126321
Being gay is a choice. Fags lose their "gay accent" when under anaesthesia, hypnosis, or light brain trauma.
It's probably prenatal brain trauma caused by excessive estrogen in the mother which feminizes the child. My father and grandfather are pretty much ordinary looking men, whereas I cannot grow a proper beard and have a whiny girly voice which I hate with a passion.
Who /selfloathing/ here and why?
My life is a mess but it's not really my or anyone else's fault. I hate myself for all the shitty things I've done and all the chances I was too scared to take, all the times I hurt other people because I was afraid of being hurt, and for putting my momentary comfort and satisfaction over my own self respect, even though that's exactly what I've been doing for the past 10 years and will probably continue to do until something forces me to change. I get really depressed and short sighted sometimes, maybe that's what happens when I stay in my room...
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>>27126300
I hate myself because I'm lazy and have no self control. I failed out of college and part of me feels like I deserve to be as depressed as possible and I find every chance to make myself feel worse.
Here.
Because I realize what an utter embarrasment I am to my parents. How awkward and creepy I was in school. How plain and boring I am because I take no time out to do my appearance. How I have no friends because I make no efforts to do so, and because my home is as messy as my head.
I don't deserve anyone. Not love, not caring. I should be forgotten, turn up on TV like one of those hoarders who are found dead in the trash of their own fault.