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On a scale of 1 to 10, how fucked are you?
My life's over.
>>27182576
>They fill find a deeply charged National Socialist comment with some fallacies.
>Then next comment will be an even onger rant claiming totally the opposite and attempting to refute all the previous points with even more fallacies becauseI was baiting both sides
All my posts are either harmless shitposts or self-deprecating.
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Explain to me why women take nude selfies.
Femanons, this includes you too. Do you like being whore or is it a self confidence thing?
>>27182472
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>>27182472
why do men ask for nude selfies? thats where you should start
>>27183258
Attention from Chads
/thread
Daily reminder that all the truly depressed people have either killed themselves over the pain or are actually making attempts to fix their life.
Don't project your issues onto us thanks, we've got our own.
If you have the suspicion that you aren't "really" depressed because you should have killed yourself already, and this idea plays on your mind, then you are probably clinically depressed.
Depression can get strangely meta at times if you're a bit of a dork.
>>27182286
Truly depressed people don't have the energy to fix their life or kill themselves. They just kind of waste away and descend into apathy.
>>27182286
That poor snail. It never was a meme. I'm sad now.
Robots, I am a former robot turned good. Ask me anything. Credentials below:
At 17
>Heavily into Runescape
>Kissless virgin
>Skinny and bad acne
>Only a handful of my peers would talk to me
Now, 25
>Finished college
>Large group of friends
>Have good hobbies, including still having a healthy interest in gaming
>25+...
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>Care to know how I achieved all of this?
Of course not, faggot. Go write a book about it or something, don't come back until you're done.
Actually, don't come back at all.
You just BEEEEED?
>>27182306
what is this -_-
Anyone have horror stories of eating at restaurants by yourself?
Please respond
I need them
>>27181934
no, because literally nobody actually cares if you eat by yourself, or go to the movies by yourself, or sit in a park by yourself, etc.
and if they do it's because you need to stop eyeballing children and staring at women, you fucking loser.
>go to restaurant alone
>be awkward and conspicuous
>take little notes in little notebook
>staff now thinks I'm a reviewer and I get better service and more care is put into my food
robots, I finally did it.
I am a KV but I asked a girl out and she said yes.
>she didnt have a boyfriend
>she didnt say lets hang out with some friends
>she said she'd love to hang out
Now I am afraid because I dont know what to do or how to proceed
>>27181800
>surely the board full of virgins will know what to do!
>>27181800
go to the asdlk;ja and asdlfjasdf the hell out of her she won't know what hit her
>>27181800
A couple of questions.
When you asked her, what plans did you have in mind?
Are you attractive?
What are you looking for out of this?
Like, my biggest advice is to not feel too pressured.
A date, especially a first date, isn't about falling in love or getting your dick wet.
It's about getting to know someone to see if you even wanna bother seeing them again.
If it escalates? Great. A lot of people try and escalate immediately. But some are put off by...
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I will be your gf if you can give me one good reason why cyclists should have less of a right to the road than motorists.
Because sidewalks exist
They shouldn't, fuck cars and the people who drive them.
because they're beta cucks and hitting and killing them with your car strengthens the gene pool
I don't want a gf tho. But I appreciate it :D
>"We prefer to treat this 'interview' as more of a casual chat"
>"Make yourself at home. Would you like a drink?"
>"Ok so first question... Are you a virgin? Because you sure look and act like one haha"
wat do?
>>27180977
Get up and leave, but not before throwing my drink over them
Say yes. What are they going to do?
>>27181454
>What are they going to do?
Not hire you and/or find an excuse to have you arrested, of course
I had my first kiss todayFrom a girl
Mods, come and ban this man.
It doesn't matter.
Origami commlink
>>27180450
>Happy-Sad-Frog
What did he mean by this?
it hurts even worse to know that we were so close yet so far
Am also /failednormie/.
Some here might still consider me a normie. I was once good looking, and I have fucked four different girls in the past almost five years of being sexually active. But, I am not one anymore. I have a history of mental illness and depression.
And it still follows me to this very day.
>>27180419
>/failednormie/
Boo fucking hoo, try being cyborg when everyone hates you.
>>27181201
>everyone hates you
Looks like someone has special snowflake syndrome
Is anyone else finding /r9k/ less and less relatable?
Every other post is
>my gf
>waah no gf
>my ex
>so my friends
>so I went to this party
>so I was talking to this girl
I wanted to make a thread about particularly heavy feels but I know it'll die quickly.
>>27179718
hide threads you're not interested in, i usually have 20-50 hidden threads. live in denial. pay attention to the good threads and contribute.
>>27179718
Honestly?
I have never posted in a
>Wah something something gf
thread except to shit boiling scorn directly into the conversation stream.
But yeah, we're being overrun with faggots who think having the same four arguments about "women" in the abstract sense is the height of novelty.
It's been shifting that way for years now, I'm just here indulging the lingering vestiges of my old habit.
I can't relate with these people...
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/r9k/ was infected by normies after the oregon shooting.
Beta uprising is dead.Even though it hardly even happened
Oldfags have all killed themselves or went and became normies and left
The reimplementation of the robot probably drove quite a few users away as well.
NEETposting and femenon threads take up 99% of the board.
Tripfags are becoming accepted.
Why do normalfags ruin everythingWorst part about it is that I have no other boards to use so I still find myself coming here even though I hate it
is Lahey a robot?
>>27179414
of course not
>has a job, as a manager even
>used to be a cop
>got married
>had a boyfriend for a long time
he just is an alcoholic normie
>>27179435
what about Cory and Trevor?
If anyone in TPB is a robot it is Bubbles. But that is a fucking stretch.
Lost my v to an Amsterdam prostitute a few days ago
Anybody have any questions? I'm sure there are some robots who want to fuck a prostitute there
Actually, It's the only way I think I can lose it at this point. Shit, I don't even know if I can go through with having sex anymore.
Questions.
How much did you pay (USD please)
This was the 8/10 blonde right?
How big is your dick?
Green text step by step on how you initiated and how it ended
>>27178685
how did you feel afterwards?
ashamed?
Congrats OP. I too lost my V in amsterdam
Only actual good sex I've ever had
Free will vs incompatibilism
Vegetarianism vs meat eating
Race reality vs race as social construct
Let's get to it.
i want to eat that ass
>>27177961
BRRRRAAAAPP
~oh, excuse me...
If race is a social construct, why can forensic analysts easily determine whether a skeleton is that of a caucasian or a sub-saharan?
Hey /r9k/, let's have an evening thread for best waifu, Elsa
>>27137890
Your pale shadow is a mere imitation of a loving significant other.
When the creeping depression seeps into your heart, and you finally set the cold, metallic weight of your fathers pistol against your throbbing skull, will your "Elsa" be there for you?
No, of course not
>>27137989
>being this edgy
calm down lad
Elsa is qt