Can someone come up with a legitimate perk to being male over female? And don't say dumb shit like "you are stronger" because that just means you have to do more strenuous labor. And especially don't say dumb shit like rape fear because its very overblown, they're usually asking for it, and even if you were a dude you can easily get in a bad situation if you hang out in nasty areas.
Basically you would have to be a fucking moron to roll as a female in the western world today
>>27187211
>list me some advantages
>b-but not that one!
No matter what you post, just remember that OP is going to find some reason to pick it apart and say it's not true.
That said, this is now a Hitler thread.
>>27187258
>mfw first post exposes OP for the faggot he is
Thank you
Can we get a women absolutely getting demolished thread?
>>27187208
ahhhhhhhhh bitch got jacked
Classic Jared
>>27187208
What is with this third rate plot twist? How can this be real? Nothing is wrong when she's fucking multiple guys consecutively but when she gets called a prostitute for doing it, everything goes to hell?
Is just straight up asking a random girl to coffee without any small talk a no no?
>>27186986
Pls respond robots
I want to graduate from this place.
>>27186986
I would imagine that you'd have to be very attractive/charming to do that without coming off as very weird and you wouldn't be posting here if you were either or.
Yeah pretty weird. Some girls might go for it, but these are the same girls who would fuck random dudes in the same day they met them.
Lonely robot pls come talk, it is so lonely and quiet here. My depression flares up when I don't have anyone to talk to :<
https://discord.gg/0skizhuqfOhDwTgH
No one...?
Ok
Talk to the voices
They have shit to say
What do you want to talk about?
Original
W-what's it like to not have depression?
>>27186746
It's probably like being high all the time. Too dumb to see the world for what it is and just living blissfully in ignorance. Seems like hell to me.
SUNSHINE
LOLLIPOPS
AND RAINBOWS
Light and peaceful. Like sitting on a innertube on still waters just feeling the warm sun.
At least that's how I feel most of the time.
Probably feels different for most people.
>when people use the word "play" in reference to sex
>when people use the word "punish" when talking about video games
>the word "feminist"
>the word "nigger"
>anything that promotes women
>anything that is racist is the actual sense of the word, not the tumblr version
>the word "love"
The concept of "racism" or "being racist"
>>27186739
The use of "racist" as an end-all to shut down another's argument; that if something can be shown to be racist it must therefore be incorrect in every way, even in ways not pertaining to racism.
A scientist's or historical figure's contributions being disregarded because he was a slaveowner, for example.
>>27186678
I've got a word I am never to write let alone hear.
This is a girl I talked to for more than a week, and that stood me up several times. Decided to text her today to see if she'd respond.
2 decides what I say.
"bored, looking for some quick puss."
*gulp* W-well hello my fair lady! Would thou honor a gentleman such as myself with the privilege of taking you out for a drink?
Are you down to fuck and eat some pizza?
>make something creative
>think its fairly decent
>look at other peoples work and look back at mine
>realize my work is still subpar and bad compared to others works
Every single time I pick up a guitar
thats the drive to work harder though
yeah sometimes i look at artstation and cry because there are so many better butt sculptors than me
Why are there so many Christians on 4chan in recent years? Is it just counter-counter-culture or are they genuine?
>thinks Jews want us to be religious
>doesn't realise Jews developed atheistic philosophies such as Marxism and Freudianism.
>doesn't know the think the Jew fears most is pure Orthodox Christianity
It's called trolling I believe, don't be wound up by the "le tip" idiots.
>>27186352
>It's a neckbeard is butthurt about jews episode
gee what surprising
You just got officially kicked out of parents house and have nowhere to go. What would you do?
>>27186263
Take my hunting knife with me and fool around, stabbing random people's children to death in order to watch they scream in horror.
Then do the same on myself and die with the thought that no one will be there to cry for me.
>>27186263
first night
>smoke a bowl
>go get fast food
>sleep in car
after that id hit up friends for a few days, crash on couches. might spend some nights in car, might spend some nights at grandma's house, but wouldnt be able to stay there long term.
id eventually get settled into the homeless life, hang out at library and the park a lot, start panhandling for food and hopefully gas.
>buy bleach
>drink it
ez
Have you ever ruined a Chad's life?
>>27186191
bump for potential interest and whatnot
My Chad roommate got pulled over for a DUI and needed me to bail him out so he could go to work. I didn't because he ate all my pizza rolls.
>>27186464
Guess I'll start.
>be at young professional party
>some stacy introduces me to her bf
>ask how long they've known each other
>ask if they're living together
>ask if they're engaged
>ask when they're getting married
>ask him what his five year plan isComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
All I want is a girl to make love to while Marvin Gaye and Earth Wind and Fire plays in the background is that too much to ask for?
>>27186127
Yes, it's too much.
all I want is a gf to make love to while burzum and meshuggah plays in the background
All I want is a gf that I can give most of my beta bux to in exchange for attention is this too much that I'm asking for?
What happens if a girl takes a viagra?
She grows an erect dick
foaming of the mouth
fever
muscle spasms
sensitivity to light
dilated pupils
nausea or vomiting
Seeing as there's no real answer, it's a blood thinner.
So not much, other than maybe getting light headed.
>Be me playing L4D2
>Mom busts into my room and asks me about a charge on her credit card for 30 dollars at Burger King
>Tell her I was hungry and that all I ate the whole day so it should be ok
>She starts yelling at me to get a job
>I tell her there are no jobs but she goes on about how her brother will hire me to work construction
>Fuck that, being outside and sweating for 8 hoursComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>27185918
Try the construction job or find out what your passions are and pursue a career in that.
Why the fuck not dude?
>>27185918
Get a fucking job.
Duh.
>>27185948
I am not doing physical labor and I sure as fuck am not doing physical labor in the heat and cold. I dont get what her fucking problem is
What are some things you like to do to your beta orbiters?
>allow them to rub your feet with socks on and then slip a vibrator into your pussy without batting an eyelash. If any questions are asked, just avoid eye contact and laugh. Ask them which guy you should date.
This accentuates the fact that you will never allow them to fuck you.
>point out guys you want to fuck and get demonstrably turned on by them and then return to sobriety a few seconds later when talking to the beta again.
This accentuates...
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>>27185892
>allow them to rub your feet with socks on and then slip a vibrator into your pussy without batting an eyelash
Tbh if you let guys slip vibrators in your pussy, or even if you simply let them watch you do it, it's such a huge ego boost to a guy that I doubt he'd even care if he was a beta orbiter
Go on.
ft ffg
>>27185962
No, slip a vibrator into your own pussy. Never let them bear your pussy