are you bern fags ready to jump on the trump train yet?
It's over for him. Trump is the only one who can stop hillary.
>Becoming a trump slave
No. Let the guy die in peace.
Actually yeah. If bernie isn't on the ballot, I'll vote trump.
Clinton will just drag out our suffering for another 8 years. Probably take us to war too. Trump will run this nation into the ground quicker.
Better to get it over with.
>>27188934
>arabs for bernie
do they realize he's a jew?
How long does it take for you to be good at sex?
I only had sex a few times. My girlfriend and I were kissing in bed, but I was just like 'mehh...Goodnight'. Because I knew I didn't know where to go from there. I don't know anything about foreplay, about eating out a girl, about any sex techniques etc.
Nothin'
How do I do it?
>>27188598
Keep trying you get better over time. Start slow and work your way up, to be honest follow your instincts people are naturally meant to do it so whatever feels right. Also kiss/bite her neck.
>>27188686
I only know how to kiss on the lips though
>>27188714
>Can't tell if its bait
move to neck then
What the fuck do models actually do? literally none of them have degrees they just float through life like getting admired and paid because of their pretty face.
>>27188548
they look good
they look good in specific places
they look good next to you and make you look good
collect paycheck.
>>27188548
you answered your own question idiot
>>27188548
Wouldn't you do the same if society let you get away with it?
Kim Kardashian is literally rich and famous for being a whore.
What was the Internet like in the early 2000s?
>>27188153
Underage
Originalio
>>27188471
I'm 18, born in 98. I didn't start to seriously go on the Internet until 2009.
Less scripts in general.
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Autism prison CYOA
http://i.4cdn.org/tg/1457918074854.png
>>27188112
Got 30 from loser, deviant, nerd and edgelord, 15 from insanity. 135 total
>I will stay in the garden of feels
>PC
>bath
>*teleports behind you*
>ray of feels
>special (75$/week)
Note how they say nothing about raping? "fembots" here i come!
It's literally /r9k/ the cyoa, how can you fags not play it?
Someone spent way too much time making that.
Most men go for the same basic goals. Money, women, power, happiness Since we've already fucked that up beyond all hope, why not go for something totally different?
ITT: we post weird life goals that normies cant take from us.
example: I want to experience the strangest, most disjointed possible combo of life choices (have advanced STEM degree, work landscaping, vote Trump, hope to move to arctic, possibly experience jail at some point)
I want three pugs and 15 computers of varying power
I just want to go into the amazon and take ayahuasca (DMT drink) with a shaman, totally trip the fuck out
Honestly, ive thought about it alot and if I killed myself that is really the only experience I feel like id be robbing myself of
>strangest, most disjointed possible combo of life choices
>list of normie shit
Just become a homeless person anywhere if your life is too boring for you.
Fuck this greedy little bitch, why the fuck do you like this idiot?
He tought that the world owed him a gf and that he was entitled to it just because he wore nice clothes and had a nice car.
You fucks dont get it, and neither did him. Its about what YOU have to offer. What is it that you do that makes you interesting? He was good looking, had an expensive car and clothes, yet women didn't gave him a chance, guess why. Yeah, that's it, HE DIDNT HAD SHIT APPART FROM THAT. AND YOU DONT HAVE THAT EITHER, all you do is sit in front of your computer and look...
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>>27187961
>all you do is sit in front of your computer and look at chinese cartoons
That's all I do and I still have a gf
I don't know how Elliot fucked up so bad
>>27187961
get the fuck out normie REEEEEEEEEEEE
He was wrong to kill those people, but he understood that life is an evil atrocity that you are forced into. You are simply borned and then you exist. He is the same as all of us, he was just much more radical
>>27188018
He was an autistic, narcissistic, arrogant idiot.
After he finished high school he had all the chances to make something great out of his life but he fucked it up. because all he did was treating every other human being as beneath him and begging his mom for help whenever things didn't go as he wanted. not once he went through with something. except for his "day of retribution" and even that didn't go as he planned.
First and foremost, who is paying these whores?
I can't knock their hustle but this shit makes absolutely zero sense.
Also do any of these people have any sense of decency?
I am just curious what sort of person does this?
Also how do you all feel about this?
>>27187933
They are "payed" in tokens , its a form of currency created by the website and usually people on chaturbate would ask for "100 tokens before bla bla shirt off" or sonething like that, and watchers can contribute to the polls . They're doing it cause a) its easy , like literally all u gotta do is sit in front of a camera 4 hours a day fucking urself and b) its a great source of moneys , theres a lot of neets with moneys to be spent on tokens appsrently
>>27188053
it's the damn principal
why would anyone pay for this?
>>27187933
I got some Filipino third world girl to strip for free and finger herself
I didn't pay a single cent
She looked depressed when she realized I wasn't gonna pay shit
What is oral posture?
>dude bj lmao
>>27187827
It seems like there's one or two guys who constantly make threads and posts ranting about oral posture, proper breathing, and a tough diet to ensure horizontal facial growth, essentially parroting Mike Mew.
I'm not one of the people who refuses to look into the tropic premise and instead sperg out about "it's genetic!!! muh genes!!!", I saw a /fa/ thread months ago and eventually watched hours of lectures and read the entire claimingpower site top to bottom. I agree that posture makes...
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>>27188396
because you can still move the maxilla up and fowards as a young adult, it just takes years of dedication.
common opinion is that facial bone structure is literally 100% genetic, which has basically been disproven by mike mew
>>27188443
True, I guess it's just impatience when I see so many people basically shouting from the rooftops that they have the answer, but their own results won't be seen for years.
My new gf is coming over this Friday for the first time.
What are some things I need to do to make sure she doesn't realize I'm a total loser?
>delete my bookmarks full of porn
>delete browser history
>hide My Pictures folder full of porn and dank memes
>buy some food to keep in the fridge
>wash my bedsheets
>sweep the floor
What else am I forgetting?
clean your room but not too clean.
hide the fapkins, hide the hentai
>>27187826
be really good looking
>>27187826
Bury skeleton under bed , close interdimensions portal.....Nvm, k , u should make a folder "unseen movies" and put like 3 of them in there...thats what i would do anyhow , and right before she comes, keep the windows open for 4 hours to let all smell u cant actually feel at first out
Who /twisted fucking psychopath/ here?
>finally talking to girl but she is a leftist bernie supporting vegan feminist
>pretend to agree with everything despite supporting trump so i can fuck her and so she doesnt get offended
>she thinks i support bernie
>made me go to his rally and is making me vote for him with her in the primaries
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>>27187774
More like /cuck extraordinaire/
>>27187774
>going this far for pussy
Why not save yourself the trouble and just pay for it? You're already paying massive amounts of time.
>>27187774
Typical Berncuck
Why don't girls like me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UhaPKUGr50
Hey man. Just a few things to note:
You need to stop letting average people inflate your ego. I'm 25, but when I was in my teens, I was very arrogant like you seem to be in your video. I was arrogant when I got to college, but I eventually learned humility when I started studying math and computer science. I met professors and students who were superstars, doing research and doing advanced math in their teens, competing in international olympiads. You have to realize that there are millions of people who make you look like an ape in comparison to their intelligence....
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>>27188079
Another example is an action movie. Even the most gripping action movie has periods that are rather calm and uneventful. But they are what makes the exciting and thrilling scenes more impactful. They provide a backdrop, character development, set a mood, etc. You couldn't just go straight into a shootout from the getgo(sure there are movies that do this, but usually such a scene is followed by plenty of non-exciting scenes). Similarly, in social interactions, you have to build a foundation for deeper stuff....
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>>27188079
>>27188146
Nice wall of text. Too bad I didn't fuckin read it lmao.
How do you feel about yanderes, rowboats?
They make me feel lewdly because I'm starved for affection and nothing makes me feel lewder.
REEE haven't been on r9k all day and just noticed there's already a crazy girl thread
i scare them away.
>>27187566
>How do you feel about yanderes, rowboats?
I wish someone could care that much about me.
Why are black women more submissive to white men than black men?are all non-white women cock sleeves for white men?
>>27187418
because they are ridiculously good looking.
>>27187418
slave to the white man mindset
>>27187418
If a Black girl goes after a white guy it's because she was whitewashed and submissive to begin with.
You never see sassy ghetto bitches going after white guys.
How are you guys doing on this Tuesday night? This is how I've been coping with my loneliness, how about you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf4qwRhUKZ4
>>27187404
Crappy, drinking away depression. I got a present from my mum for my birthday today but I can't open it. Just looking at it makes me feel sick.
>>27187445
Do you know what it is? It could be a nice new pair of socks, or chocolates
>>27187404
I use ASMR ideos frequently, but waifuism has messed up the signal to noise ratio of quality content. This one seems good, though. Gentlewhispering remains top tier for me. Look up Japanese storybook reading ASMR as well if you haven't.