>tfw never had an orgasm due to genetic defects
wut does it feel like?
>>27197173
It feels almost as good as getting dubs, but you don't get nearly as much respect and fame.
>>27197470
thats not how you do it you stupid fuck
Like muscles relaxing. Imagine stretching pleasure but more intense. A kind of peak of pressure then a release of pressure.
>finally meet someone near me on /Soc/
>wow can't wait to meet up and chill and talk about normies
>he probably wants to play vidya and get blazed
>start imagining what having a friend is like
>first message
>so u down to give and receive bj's?
Fucking hell, I just want to meet one straight guy on 4cuck
> get blazed
Into zhe trash you will go.
>>27197046
I meant play Pokemon and main blaziken
I'm not some drug abusing degenerate
>>27197013
Everyone on soc is a thirsty man whore. It's like Grindr for autistic people. The couple of times I've talked to people from there they got really attached because I was the first person to have a normal conversation with them in forever.
>tfw i want to start to eat better but my mom keeps buying tendies
>>27196871
just tell her you want to start eating better and to only buy you healthy foods you autist
>>27196917
>implying i did not
>>27196871
There is a joke somewhere in here.
I swear to god,I left 4chins for a week and a new meme appears,am I right guys ? XD XD
>tfw essay due in 50 minutes
i am student LOL
>tfw 1 page essay due 67000 AD
>>27196804
80 page paper due next week
not even memeing for once
who /fucked/ here?
>>27196804
tfw 15 word essay due in 1 minute
I thought having a gf would be good. She cut herself again. I don't like this responsibility.
>>27196457
Her emotions aren't your responsibility dude. Be there for her, but if you're the best bf you can be, realize that it isn't your fault if she's miserable.
Drop her without regrets, dude. Avoid those types of cunts at all cost. Much, much more trouble than they're worth.
It's good when your girlfriend is well-adjusted and happy.
A girl told me this the other day
>A guy being friend zoned is the girl equivalent to becoming fuck-buddies when you want a relationship
I told her
>When a guy gets friend zoned, he gets no sex
>When a girl becomes a fuckbuddy she gets all the sex she wants
She still says they're equivalent
How is this equivalent?
in a woman's mind it is equivalent
women don't care as much about sex as men, but they do care about having a guy who will buy them shit and all that lovey dovey shit.
so, friendzoned=all the emotional shit with no sex, FWB=sex with no emotional attachment
so yea, it is kind of equivalent, in the fucked up female brain kind of way.
>>27196411
because they dont have testicles making sex the single most important aspect of existence.
>>27196411
It is equivalent, but men still have it worse. Women who are fuckbuddies get fucked FOR REAL
friendzoned men do not get real fucking friendship
Also
>listening to girls
I was wondering, how much do you think cuteness is valued in males?
Take pic related for instance, one is a model which has a relatively "fragile"(I don't know if this terms really fits but whatevs) type of face, the other is the archetypical strong jawed "alpha" looking male, but I'm pretty sure women find both types attractive, perhaps in their own particular way.
How do you think it works more specifically?
>>27196409
they both are handsome.
>>27196409
>but I'm pretty sure women find both types attractive, perhaps in their own particular way.
B. J. when they're ovulating.
Faggot when they are not.
/thread
I don't know but most guys I see young girls swoon over would become fast prison bitches. Older women go for the bubbas.
Opposites attract.
Why are you still trying to find a shy anxious NEET girl when you yourself are a shy anxious NEET? That isn't sustainable.
You need an extroverted career woman with a passion for living life to the fullest. You will help each other improve with your unique perspectives.
>>27196374
Because in relationships that's just not true.
You want someone just like you because only that person can understand you... you want someone with similar if not equal interests in music games politics worldviews etc.
..... couples with complete opposite personalities are just people pretending they always but heads and are stubborn...
What you are proposing it's retarded and demential.
please killyourself
>>27196374
I want to fuck that Kyouko.
>Tfw no optimistic, genki bf
whats your personality type r9k? maybe if you understood yourself more you would fix your social issues
https://www.16personalities.com/personality-types
ENFP. the most introverted extrovert supposedly
>>27196300
We have all done this before OP, and INTJ.
>inb4 the INTP roaches
INTJ here.
Even Chad and Tyrone know that roasties with high partner counts are worthless for long term commitment.
This basic piece of male insight and wisdom is timeless and understood by nearly every man across cultures and civilizations. It is so normal and common that we coined a term of derision for those who deviate from it -- the 'cuckold.'
The reason that it is so ubiquitous is because it is rooted in cold, hard biological fact. Even the crudest and most base hood nigger understands this principle. I present this rap anthem as evidence of prevailing attitudes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkTo9reTn1U
>only v-virgins c-care about a woman's s-sexual history!
Probably the biggest lie ever perpetuated by roasties and their white knight sycophants.
In fact, I'd posit that high status men are more likely to prefer chaste women, as they have more options and can afford to be picky.
Women with high sexual partner counts make objectively worse wives and long-term girlfriends by every fathomable metric. They are unsuitable for raising children with. They should not be idolized or pedastalized. They should be avoided for anything but the most casual of sexual affairs, if that.
Why can't roasties accept the fact that no man with a modicum of self-respect wants to be known as the chump who paid sticker price for a high-mileage used car?
Roasties will try to disabuse you of this basic instinct you have for preferring chaste women. But they have their own motivations. They want you to believe her past doesn't matter so she can use YOUR resources to raise the offspring of a genetically superior man. Alpha fucks and beta bucks is her own biological programming and it is completely zero sum with regards to yours.
Do not fall for her roastie tricks, robots. Look after your own interests, chase your own dreams, don't let yourself become a evolutionary punchline by raising another man's child. And just remember that wiser men than you have told you to never trust these hoes.
Worthless sluts BTFO
we all know that every fembot on this board is a cock-craving histrionic BPD case.
that juicy j track is straight fire doe
>>27196216
I really have nothing to add to this, but I'm glad to see someone brave enough to state the obvious. Maybe tgis thread make some low-value women feel a bit of panic or self-reflection, if only for a little bit.
>Injure brain by shaking head a lot
>Injure dick shortly after
>Enact the brilliant idea of giving myself an erection minutes after doing so
>Feels like I made it ~75% worse
>Brain won't heal until dick does
>Decide to go 6 weeks putting minimal effort into this other than not wearing pants and using piss bottles
>Don't even put that much effort into...
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u foken wot m8
ayy lmao
>>27196129
Ayyyyy watta the fuck famage
>>27196129
how do you even know you had brain damage without seeing a doctor? why the hell would you not heal both at the same time?
>mom found the shit blower
>>27196085
found the what..?
>>27196085
>"Anon, you are married with kids! Why the fuck do you go to /r9k/?"
>"For the laughter, my friend. For the laughter."
>>27196085
the fuck is a shit blower
Why is this allowed, /r9k/ ?
Because girls don't want ugly guys
Because we live in a world where women get to choose, and men most of the time have to work to be chosen.
Breaking news! People find attractive people attractive, more at 11.
Who /military/ here?
Waiting to graduate high school to head to Army basic in Fort Benning. 25B, IT here. Reservist.
Terrified of not seeing my friends and girlfriend, terrified of being deployed possibly.
But really, I don't know why someone wouldn't want to join.
>>27195935
Oh my god that's disgusting delete the pic I hate roaches
>>27195954
Fuck you lmoa
>>27195935
>reservist
Oh man my siderinos
Do you think you're worth loving?
no
originaly
no
love is an investment and I'm a bad one
love is gay concept