How do I stop being an envious person?
Everything is shit no matter how non-shit it appears to be
If you think becoming what you envy will help you out of your hole, you're wrong. You're just playing the game again.
>>27239918
I'd like to know as well.
>>27239941
Saying 'everything is shit' doesn't stop me from envying people.
Easy really.
Treat yourself as an atom with free will, realise whatever you do you cannot make a mistake, even if you do something totally disastrous, everything will be fine in the end. By doing this you will form a confidence and through that confidence you'll learn to trust yourself and your own decisions. In the end though, none of that matters because you're all that matters.
>b-but muh selfishness
Realising that you're the only one that truly matters and being a selfish pig are two completely different things....
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My part time wageslave job won't let me grow a full beard?!
What is this bullshit?!
There is absolutely no reason why I shouldn't be allowed to grow the facial hair I want! I practice good hygiene.
Fucking normies get off on being able to control even the littles aspects of your life.
I could never sink that low. Quit that fucking job, and tell them exactly why you quit.
>>27239910
Welcome to humanity.
Beards are trash, just like tattoos and piercings.
Nobody wants your gross metalhead chinpubes
>>27241093
t. nu-male
tick tock wageslave, dont get comfy, mr shekelstein needs you back in your cage on monday ;)
Forced into life, youre told its your duty to work for the privilege of living.
To sustain an existence you had no part in making.
Youre expected to forfeit your time in a job that you hate to earn just enough to survive.
To slave for pennies and save for a retirement youll never receive.
And so goes the cycle of living to work and working to live.
Wake with the alarm and commute to your cage.
Endure 8 hours of tedium and stress. Frustration and fatigue. Ass-kissing and office politics.
Come home exhausted. Anesthetize yourself...
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Ahhh, feels great being NEET.
Get fucked wagecuckies.
>>27239964
BTFO'd INDEED.
HOW WILL WAGESLAVES EVER RECOVER???
>"It's called getting double penetrated anon, everyone's doing it!"
>>27239770
e-everyone?
Why are you telling me? Go for it. I have a fetish for women being slutty/promiscuous
It's one of my favorite kinds of porn. I love watching women degrade themselves. I was watching a girl take two cocks in her vag, a cock in her ass, and a cock in her mouth last night. The guttural, primal moans she was making as these guys split her apart made me hard as diamonds.
2006 was 10 years ago
10 years
10 fucking years
>>27239747
I want it to end timely
>>27239747
>10 was 2006 years ago
Just
I can't even
>yestarday was 24 hours ago
when does this ride end
i want off
I'm a 56 year old kissless virgin. Ask me anything.
did you even try
>>27239548
I honest feel like if you went that long without kissing somebody there is something wrong with you.
>>27239548
Hello dad
Whats up
I don't know what to do please help me r9k
>Chad throws huge party
>Not invited because chad hates me
>Tall 10/10 gril wants me to come "or else she'll feel alone"
>She convince chad to let me come
>Some guy is not invited because he becomes an emotional wreck when drunk, talk about his abusive father and fuck up the mood
>Told him that maybe we'll see each other...
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Do you want to suck dick?
See your bf
Do you want to get cucked by chad?
Go to the party with cutie
>>27239503
fiiiirst you need to get the fuck out from this board :)
normally i'd say bros before hoes etc etc, but the girl actually went out on a limb for you. don't assume she wants to fuck you, but she at least wanted to give you a chance in the social limelight.
go there, give it your best, and then explain to the guy why this was an important chance.
>Weigh 250 lbs of fat
>Everyone always says the 'calories in, calories out' shit
>Decide "fuck it, i'll try it"
>Start jogging
>Eat only 2 meals a day, no more candy, cut out a lot of carbs
>Start working out
>1 month later
>Still fat as fuck
Why did I fall for the "just eat less" meme?
>*normie voice* ANON JUST EAT LESS AND YOU'LL LOSE WEIGHT! ITS EASY!!
Is this a joke to normies? Do they like to see me suffer?
get myfittnesspal or loseit and carefully track your calories. your intuitions about how many calories are in things is probably way off. mine was.
also, on a healthy diet/exercise you will lose about 1-1.5 pounds per week, maybe a little more if you're 250. so it will take a while.
also even if you're on a downward trend your weight can fluctuate a lot within the day. try to be consistent with when you weigh yourself regarding time of day, what you've eaten, etc.
You didnt get fat in one month itll take more then a month to fix it
What does it feel like to be fat?
I would kill myself if i was fat i just don't understand how a life like this can be pleasurable in any way.
i have almost zero interest in social interaction, sports, or women, so it barely affects my life. however, i've been losing weight after giving up soda so that's good at least
>>27239414
Did you never see fat people as a kid and knew that this is something you never want to become? Or did your parents feed you too much?
Idk man, my older brother is obese and all I can wonder is why he eats so much. All he literally does a day is eat and play League of Legends with his skype buddys
>inb4 he the real robot, you normie
No he has several friends, skype and irl, plus he's hooked up with multiple partners. I have zero (0) friends and I'm a kv.
Tiddly ho, Wagekekaroos. It's me again, your friendly neighbourhood NEET.
Did you enjoy your St. Patrick's day? Getting hammered on cheap beer with green food coloring, staying up until 3am, fucking a skag whore with crabs and then passing out only to force yourself awake 2 hours later to beat the morning traffic to work must suck. As does working with that massive hangover you have now I'm sure. Don't worry wagie, only 10 more hours til Mr. Schecklestein graciously gives you your 2 day reprieve, which you'll spend recovering from the dehydration...
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>>27239344
Most people that went out drinking took today off.
>be wagecuck
>spent yesterday inside playing dota alone
>>27239344
I'm sick of these low-effort shitposts. Fuck off with your frog spam.
Post your favorite pic related memes
>>27239198
Blini kot is best kot
>>27239308
Laughed pretty good to that one, nice.
Umaru drinks coke
Always NEET, piss in bottles
Welcome to 4chan
What is some /r9k/ approved ways to migrate depression?
I'll start the list:
>alcohol
>weed
>overeating
>moe anime
TV, radio, books, video games
Although it's not r9k approved.... Friends, friends will literally remove all our problems, social isolation actually sends you insane just as sleep deprivation will also send you insane, two things most of us share in common.
>used to enjoy moe anime
>now whenever I watch it I'm obsessed with recurring thoughts of the entire cast being butchered
OCD sucks.
Who says girls don't like videogames ?
>>27238791
I'm a girl. I liked video games. Want to fight about it?
>>27238800
Nope, it's cool
girl != girls
a handful out of over 3 billion is nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3E_PN3TsAE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErhbJgEL5jQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c5Gwi5u68c
>he thinks he's hip while not listening to nu-male core
I want her to suck me off so badly
>>27238779
You don't get to tell me what's hip anymore
You're fucking a white male
I'm a white male?
*looks in mirror*
Question for anyone who is NEET or works a shitty menial job: How do you live with your life?
If I'm not working on a challenging project or studying for a career that contributes to a worthy cause I'd feel worthless and depressed. You guys seem to deal with it just fine (lots of you, at least).
Also, I feel the need to make my family proud. I've spent about 20 years just taking from them and so I should make my parents feel like their time, effort and money was worth it.
Do you want to get a better career or are you content with the way you are?...
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I have failed to off myself.
New project: generating money and fuck the system up
My mother has lost tons of money investing stocks with the Dot-Com bubble.
I am gonna get it all back, tenfolds.
Not much needed, just be informed about the stocks you invest and have a (jew) nose for money opportunity.
>>27238761
>NEET here
I felt severely more worthless and depressed when I had wage cuck jobs
>Do you want to get a better career or are you content with the way you are?
I was pretty sheltered growing up so I never really had any responsibilities and all my needs were cared for, so I never really developed any desires outside of the comfort of my home (or currently apartment). Developed an alcohol problem a few years back and I'm probably going to rehab next month if I get through the interview for it. Mostly I just want a steady supply of money from some other source than my parents, but they have problems letting go and I apparently...
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