>Tfw no shimapan wearing pure qt virgin japanese gf
Why are my dreams so unattainable?
Probably because you're an obese neet with little to no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
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>>27242462
>says somebody else has little to no redeeming qualities
>posts frail snail
Okay buddy
>>27242861
You realize when I bring girls over to show them my meme collection, frail is always a big hit right?
Reminder that the national suicide prevention association has members in this board at all times trying to talk people out of commuting suicide.
So remembering any time anyone one here gives you good advice on why not to kill yourself just remember they're a wagecuck telling you that for stienburgs sheckles.
Dont kill yourself OP, I care for you.
>>27242196
proof noaw
>>27242251
You do not. You don't know him. You've never met him. What if he was a rapist, or a thief, or a pedophile? Would you still blindly care for him? Or would you tell him to just end it?
Where's the line drawn? What acts are forgivable and unforgivable? And how can you just meaninglessly tell someone you don't even know that you care about them? It's pointless. It's like googling images of "smiling faces" and saying "these are my friends".
In the future, we will find a way to stop the aging process effectively rendering humans immortal.
>tfw it won't happen in your lifetime
>tfw countless people lived and died just to expierence eternal nothingness
>tfw you lived an unfulfilling life because you were born in the grey period of 1970-2250
>tfw you will never become a living god
>tfw you will never be able to live in a space colony slowly drifting...
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I have a feeling that the inevitable outcome would still be the same (suicide)
But it could be a lot more rewarding
Would be better if everyone was sterilized
Can you imagine how huge our population would be?
And still doesn't solve the limited resources problem so people would still wageslave and life would still be shit
They'd just have more time to find a way out of it...
>>27242176
Huge population that travels through space to colonize other planets. We have a lot space to colonize
>>27242110
The same could be said for that time period yo. You will die eventually, unless you change the definition of "you" plus there's the heat death. Even if we stop aging, are you still the same you from 10 years ago? You're just a cluster of cells, you aren't an unchanging thing you are transitory. Then again by that time we could flip the philosophical table and everything would be unrecognizable. Additionally, we could never get answers, like the asymptote of reaching the big bang
Reminder that you have FOREVER missed out on innocent teenage love.
You will NEVER know what it's like to touch a sweet virgin girl who is eager to explore her body and satisfy your sexual fantasies. An angel faced cutie who will look into your eyes and sincerely mean every ounce of the words, "I love you."
You are left with women in their 20s+ who are used goods and leftovers tossed aside by alphas after a pump and dump. Sagging tits, wrinkly vaginas, and flabby cottage cheese asses attached to jaded women with emotional baggage:
>I...
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Like shit.
Thanks for asking
>>27242026
>innocent
Those bitched in my class had nothing of innocent about them since the first year of high school, I've never be on their "social" life, I was always in the same class since here in Italy you go to only one class thrugh the 5 (five) years of high school.
I never had a crush in high school because I knew I wasn't even near their social status, other than being mostly extremely wealthy they already went out clubbing and hanged out daily posting...
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>>27242026
No i didn't and that what makes my life sad now. I had teenage love. I had multiple girlfriends in high school. It was adulthood that broke me.
Serious talk now.
Why doesn't life just get good?
why don't YOU just get good?????
because that'd defeat its purpose
>>27241945
why doesn't ur mom just get good
>>27241871
We are living similar lives then.
Except objectively, life is "better" cause i dont go week without food nowadays.
Its still total shit though, but objectively better than in was. So it DOES get better just not good lel
Are you sexually active?
Don't lie.
>>27241845
fuck you
desudesu
Oh gee ,im posting on r9k
I wonder if these people are socialy active
Does masturbating on a regular basis make me sexual active?
Why do these artsy hipster chicks all say that they read and understand Bukowski but would obviously never date a man like that and always seen with feminist liberal men or banging chad instead?
because men are not to be rewarded with sex, sex is an indulgence.
it's because of physical attraction.
This has been discussed before, my friend
https://warosu.org/lit/thread/S7484444
women like things that have become Things
women would suck their shit off your dick if they knew you were a Thing, but you are just a thing
bukowski is a Thing
bukowski is Bukowski
women would never fuck bukowski, or "a bukowski," but they'll fuck Bukowski
women would never fuck a tiny jittery nervous clever jew with amazing wit and intelligence, but no boisterous alpha vehicle to convey it with, but they will fuck the shit out of Woody Allen, because Woody Allen is a THING
women are the worst pieces of shit you could...
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Can we have a cancerous Youtubers thread going?
Youtubers are all cancerous
>watching youtube
Is it 2005?
The list of "my humor is making fun of other people's content for being shit without ever making any original content of my own" list:
H3H3
IHE
iDubbbz
Jontron
All shit.
Just took some Red Mastercard, what am I in for lads?
>never tried pills before and got peer pressured into it
>No dosage mentioned
>I assume this is molly
It will be fun, don't think about it too much.
only 15% of X pills contain actual MDMA
you most likely wasted your money
>>27241516
this
meth, bath salts or sugar pills
the former two are still fun in their own way
How do I look? Rate me out of 10 /r9k/, would you have sex with me fembots? I am the perfect gentleman.
Are you squidding me?
FUCKING A WHITE MALE / 10
>>27241460
Are you kidding me? I asked for rates Cis.
Do you agree with this comic or is it bullshit /r9k/?
Yes and no. Gender things exist for a reason. But people may be happier without them. But nobody is working towards that goal correctly.
Bullshit. The "like a girl" thing has been gone for a while, and is only used by children
>Unless you're from /pol/
>>27241412
Oh, it's true.
Except for the part saying that all that shit is bad.
Look. All that posturing and one-upsmanship?
It's a community-building thing. Most guys are fine with there being a pecking order, as long as they get theirs.
It's natural and positive, UNLESS women aren't holding up their end of the bargain, because they are the gatekeepers of sex, love, and family.
Been talking to this qt british girl for the last 5 months every day and she really likes me.
She wants me to come visit her and im really considering this.
Shees not a catfish..
Should i do this guys?
Im afraid that i might sperg out.. but we have soo much in common.. but its diffrent when you meet in person amirite..
She's all i ever wanted, but im gonna die if i sperg out.
REEEEEEEEEEE
Interpals is great for meeting grills by the way.
>>27241373
>she's not a catfish
>>27241373
Have you video chatted with her? Even if she is a catfish, at least you can say you visited Britain
>>27241435
We voice chat all the time. She's 100% not a cat fish.
Splerglord stories? It's time for splerglord stories, motherfucker.
>be me, 7th grade, held back before i started school because the school that they wanted to send me was shit
>also autismo, 5'6 and a twig
>don't be krystal kid
>super autismo, same height as OP, but a fat motherfucker
>krystal kid was in my class
>and was completely fucking obsessed with krystal from...
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>>27241268
I also have more krystal kid stories if you want.
So are you from Ifunny or Reddit?
neither. he is a shitposter from a skype group who thought it would be funny to post it to 4chan for "all the fags to see" a while ago. i uess he did it. 5/7 you edgelord.
how does this make us feel?
>>27241236
What the fuck happened? Original nigger
It makes me feel horrible, because I have to remember that /r9k/ consists of 15 year olds.
>>27241340
She is cucking her boyfriend in front of him.
>>27241236
Makes me feel sad that we live in a culture that tells the guy he has to tolerate it.
Should I get a go pro? Are they still "in" or did some other piece of technology take their place
Ye, they are still the shit! What sport or activity do you do?
>>27241150
Just be a hero dude
>>27241233
No sports, I just want it so I can walk around and film people in public.