At least you aren't a furry.
>>27253604
but i am one though
>>27253604
Thanks. This will hold off suicide for a few more days until I get another lift.
That's where you're wrong.
Not only am I a furry, I'm a furry fetishist.
Not only am I a furry fetishist, I fap to most fetishes within the furry community
>paws
>fat
>hyper dicks/vagoos/anus
>multidicks
>feral
>soft mouth/cock/anal vore
>piss and scat
>hyper scat
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How come it's fine for a woman to hit her g-spot but men hitting their g-spot is shunned?
>>27253372
Men don't have vaginas.
>>27253372
Because you have to go through the ass to get to it and traditional bible values combined with the whole "LMAO DUDE U CAUGHT THE GAY WHAT A SISSY QUEER LOL" mentality makes people ridicule it.
>>27253372
because like everything else in life, women want to keep it to themselves to do, but double the standard if they know a male can gain happiness from it
>talking to oneitis about time and how I think it's fucking scary
>she keeps trying to tell me that I just shouldn't worry
Are women incapable of thinking ahead?
your pic screams faggot. like are you trying to dry her pussy on purpose?
Regardless, you're both right.
She seems to be more intelligent than you.
You also seem insufferable
>>27253338
That's some fedora level conversation. I'm cringing in disgust
>be 26
>tfw too old for college life
>tfw too old for partying
>tfw too old to hang out with friends
>tfw time feels faster as I get older
>time moves foward endlessly yet you stand ever still
>>27253212
26 is the new 19
>>27253416
I don't think so anon. Most of my 26 year old high school classmates are married and have at least one child.
Fuck tinder. I don't even know what I'm supposed to say to this.
>>27252806
You're just autistic. Give up on dating because it's a waste of time and effort unless you're 10/10 Chad.
>>27252806
Sex. I'm referring to sex.
Exactly like that
Women are retarded and you have to often explicitly state your intentions
Mom's looking at my baby pictures and crying again...
>>27252751
Would you rather she be masturbating?
>>27252823
why not do both at the same time?
>>27252751
Is she crying tears of joy?
"femanon" I met on steam: I gotta go :/
Me: oh
Me: kk
"femanon": love you
"femanon": FUCK
"femanon": 'i mena
"femanon": i royally just fucked up
Me: lol it's cool
"femanon": i type what i think...damnit
"femanon": Guess we all know who i like then Y~T
Me: I figured
"femanon": WELP...now you know...ok good nigght
"femanon": stupid brain
Me: night "femanon"
Me: don't beat yourself up
"femanon": XD
"femanon":...
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Holy shit this is so fucking pathetic.
>>27252729
can't believe i read that shit and got all the way to the end before seeing that the pic is from her instagram
how badly do you want to be on catfish on a scale from 1 to JUST
>>27252729
She's playing mad games m8y. If you think she's cool go for it but beware she might play lots of games later on
I'm in need of a new type of shoe and need your help, please!
I've been wearing this type of Vans for 8 years and I'm SICK of them! I just can't find any others.
I'm 24, 5'10" 142 lbs and have large feet. Size 11.5 US.
Can you guys post your shoes and give me some ideas?
What style do you have? I'll post a few easy go-tos.
Who gives a fuck about style. Just buy a nice pair of work boots, throw on a pair of jeans and be done with it.
>>27252778
These are really damn cheap. They're what martial art kids in Asia wear.
Look really good with a more "classic" style.
Ask a Muslim that's high af absoluteky anything.
>>27252674
Ex-muslim here
How stupid are you to still believe in religion?
Christian here
Where the virgins at heaven come from?
Are they angels?
Do they have souls?
>>27252674
What do you think Muhammad would say to you?
>Bravo mods, bravo! I am crying right now! *sarcastic clapping*
Huh? Originalus Commentus
>>27252540
>>>/tv/67191029
Look at this shit.
>>27252586
Ugh! They are everywhere! Bravo indeed...
I've had long shoulder length hair for 2 years now and I've finally decided that I'm going to cut it short today.
How do I respectfully tell the barber that I don't want a paintbrush meme cut, that I do not want to look like a hipster or a feminized Arab faggot? The barber probably thinks those haircuts look nice, she has probably given it to thousands of clients and she'll definitely be offended and fuck my shit up no matter what I say.
Another problem I have with barbers is that they're all terrified of me. They're all super...
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Oh, I forgot. Pic is the haircut that I definitely DO NOT WANT. All variations of undercuts are ugly as fuck
>>27252481
>Another problem I have with barbers is that they're all terrified of me.
Dont worry, they behave the same way with anyone that isn't gay or a woman.
Also, have you even got an idea what haircut you'll be going for?
>>27252595
Something like this. Just as normal as it can get
>go to a bullshit community college for 2 years
>become a Pediatric nurse at a quaint pediatric clinic
>put a thermometer in a kid faking sick to avoid school
>$63,000 starting, easy, non-gross nursing opportunities that range from $80k on after a few years
So, how come you won't follow my lead?
with a few years as a 2 year degree nurse, you can go on to make around $70k-$80k+ as a 'nurse manager' or as...
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>>27252401
I feel like I saw this thread before somewhere
>>27252401
Where were you like 4 years ago familia, I'm about to finish a business degree and know almost for a fact it's going to be a struggle to find a job.
>>27252401
lol this literally doesn't happen.
OP is retarded.
Hey friends! What are you guys up to? Hopefully not much since it's a Friday night. Anyone want to just hangout ITT and talk about whatever really? I'm just chillin' so respond if you want to!
>>27252385
Well, took a bowl pack now I'm just hanging out in my house watching some netflix in the background. Pretty crazy night over here
>>27252385
I'm trying to not fap today, but it's hard as fuck.
I'm so used to fapping before sleep that if I don't do it I feel like I'm wasting my night.
>>27252385
I was wondering if our pal happy bear had any friends?
Just got back from a porn-stars blow-bang, /r9k/. Ask me anything.
What is a "porn-stars blow-bang"?
>>27252347
A gang-bang but only blowjobs.
>>27252328
Were you responsible for mopping up the scene after they were done?
How do you make friends in video games?
Get extremely lucky. You have to find someone who can tolerate your unique brand of autism.
You got ps4 anon?
>>27252292
Anything else I should know?