*BRAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Oh jeez that one really smells like that broccoli I had earlier
>>27273089
Wow! Excuse you! Must have had beans for dinner as well, huh?
>>27273089
I really hope it's the same person making these brap threads.
At first, I thought it was pathetic that r9k even responded to these, but now I think this brapfag is a savior god of r9k.
i've seen a lot of forced memes but this is literally the actual worst one
"If we lived in communism and had Total freedom, what would you do? How would your life be different" -- Anon
GENERAL MEETING OF THE >>>/R9K/ COMMUNIST PARTY
Required Reading: https://www.marxists.org/reference/archive/wilde-oscar/soul-man/
Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iAIM02kv0g
Say it with me neets: Wagekeks are friends not food.
inb4
>I MIGHT BE A 35 YEAR OLD NEET KHHV BUT I'M RIDING THE TIGER LIKE EVOLA SAID
coupled with a photo of a faggy-looking guy at a Bernie Sanders rally
>you will never ever ever ever have a communist gf
Femanons, if a wealthy attractive celebrity came up to you and asked you out, would you cheat on your boyfriend or dump him?
ill be honest if chris brown wanted to go with me id probably leave my boyfriend , thats a once in a lifetime chance
>>27272806
Literally every women would.
>Femanons, if a wealthy attractive celebrity came up to you and asked you out
C'mon, that's pretty unrealistic. I'd assume it to be a TV prank of some sort...
>would you cheat on your boyfriend or dump him?
>boyfriend
ROFLMAO not enough suspension of disbelief to run this scenario in my head lol
>in dorm room alone
>next door the two guys are in there playing loud music and talking loudly with girls
>I can everything through the bathroom (semi private bathroom between two rooms)
>girl says she needs to use the bathroom
>one of the guys says she can use his
>girl says "ew no, I don't want that creepy guy next door listening to me piss, I'll just go find another one"
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>>27272779
Get the fuck out you dorm norm
Why are you busy listening to other people live their lives? You should be busy working on your own personal project that does not give you time to ponder about what everyone else is doing.
Anyone else ugly beyond hope here?
I'm short and ugly, so ugly that I'd need reconstructive surgery to be even moderately attractive.
Seeing attractive people makes me infinitely depressed now.
The way most ugly people cope is by fucking their ugly gfs. Unfortunately for us we are both ugly on the inside and outside so no ugly gf ;_;
>>27272650
I'll never have a gf.
I have to cope with loneliness and ugliness. I drink to get drunk and I hate drinking. I see no point to it other than to forget, even momentarily, how much this world abhors my existence.
I'm going to kill myself when my parents pass away, they're entering their 70s soon so it won't be longer than another 30 years most likely.
Is it better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all?
If it involves that ass, yes.
What matters is the present. The only problem with the past is regrets. The rest is meaningless.
want to stick my cock in that arse to be honest
I'm an atheist and I'm looking for a group to belong to. It doesn't actually have to be a group, but it needs a code of ethics and some sort of ritual. Also, it needs symbolism.
Any suggestions? Should I just join my local church and pretend to believe in God?
Why do you want to belong to a group anon? Ethics are subjective anyway just try to live your life decently
>>27271481
>le moral non-realism maymay
>>>/reddit/
Have you considered patriotism?
>tfw ugly
>tfw manlet
You fucking fags have no idea what true suffering is.
>>27271386
>ugly
>manlet
>balding
>small penis
>no money
I fucking win.
>be ugly spic manlet
>tfw small dick
Literally nothing is worse than that.
daily reminder that circumsison removes the most erogenous pleasure centers of the male body.
Daily reminder that foregen is the jews trying to double dip.
I know it tears me up inside. Let me know when foregen actually gets anything done. They've kept me hopeful with little to show for it for years.
Atala at the wake medical research institute is going to have it done before foregen.
>guy makes huge mistake
"Ha no biggie, he's just a MAN on his MISSION, one small mistake doesn't matter
>woman makes tiny mistake
"Fucking WOMEN are so god damn fucking STUPID fucking worthless cunts"
Checkmate autist cunts
>>27271138
In what world does this actually happen? You dumb Ass fucking cunt
>>27271154
in the world of r9k
>>27271154
always remember to sage the low effort threads friendo
>>27271175
no (you) senpai desu
Which one would you fuck? Left to right, number 1 - 5?
the one with the sad eyes on the right
>>27270971
#3 and 4
Dey mite B freaks
>>27270971
All five
The real question is which ones would be willing to fuck me.
What if you die while teleporting and all it does is create a perfect clone?
>>27270805
what if every day your cells are dying and replacing themselves with clones? Not even perfect ones, mind you. What if the self is just an illusion designed by circumstance to keep you motivated to pass on your genes?
That'd be some pretty far out science fiction!
>>27270922
But the difference is the consciousness is continuous, and yes even while sleeping. It never really stops per se. Once you stop that, well then.
Maybe that clone will be happy
Hey /r9k/I'm a girl
>>27270756
Congrats! What's next? You're gonna tell us ya got two feet as well? #FriendlyBanter
>>27270756
Me too :)
how r u gf?
>>27270756
show me your amazon wishlist so I can buy you stuff
>fell for the "get a job" meme
>now live in a moldy, shitty, roach filled apartment
>work at a shitty retail store
>live paycheck by paycheck, just barely enough money for food
>killing myself this week
Reminder to stay strong, robots, and never, EVER, try to move out without a solid income forst. No matter how much you can't stand your families.
>>27270668
>not just working manual labor
>>27270685
It still payed minimum wage.
>>27270696
are you chinese, because you didn't bother to look if youre an american
btw, .50cent-1.00 more isn't minimum wage.
What makes the perfect girlfriend?
>>27270604
A natural vagina and a BMI under 20
>>27270655
What if heinous face
>>27270604
damn is she gonna eat all of that?