>be able to semi-lucid dream
>fall for the yourbrainonporn meme
>stop fapping or watching porn
>one month in have a wet dream and decide to fuck my waifu
this morning had the brightest colors i've ever seened
on a side note, my boxers are ruined.
Someone help me. I know my porn addiction is the source of all my misery. I just can't stop. I was thinking about it all day and I know I'm going to use again tonight. Even just looking st t and not fapping causes my brain to fog up and I get weaker and dumber. Seriously bros help me
going no drugs, no porn, no compulsive eating and no shitposting lead to the best lucid dreams of my life
imo the less involved in reality and routine unimaginative shit you are, the stronger your dreams
it's like to be more present in one world you have to be less present in the other
had my first lucid dream in awhile last night... it was the bee's knees. I was in France and everyone was wearing those beanie whatchamacallits that French people are known to wear, and I couldn't speak their language and shit. So real tho.
>he fell for the nofap meme
blox
>Be me
>get bored one day after eating tendies
>go into gamestop for old times sake
>employee approaches me
>asks if I'm looking for anything in particular
>tell him no. Just deciding what game to buy on steam tonight
>he walked away silent with the biggest grin on his face
>be me
>post unoriginal comments on the robot 9001 4chan sub
>walk home at night
>go into neighborhood filled with shitskins
>see open mailboxes
>take their welfare checks
Fucking niggers dont have their money now
>riding new bicycle home one day from school
>3 bullies stop me
>They do this about once a week
>They see my new bike
>One has a baseball bat
>Makes me get off bike
>Takes piece of chalk and draws a square on sidewalk
>Tells me to get in square and not move till he says
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Are you a Failure At Life? Post here. Or not.
I'll start
>Mid functioning autist
>Severely depressed
>Possible schizo
>Possible socio
>Possible MPD
>Sex and porn addict
>List of fetishes as mind-bogglingly long as they are bizarre to the normie mind
>Kissless virgin in my 20s
>broke, still living with my parents
>fat as fuck with a bad back
>lifelong dandruff
>bad teeth
>bad vision
>ugly faced
>nobody will hire me for anything but part time, and only if they can pay under minimum wage under the table
>too chicken to an hero
Can't even get trips, either
Can't get any replies, either
>>27140133
Did get sweet dubs tho
You ever come to the realisation people treat you differently because you come off as a shy autist/aspie that makes people feel uneasy?
Yes. I get this feeling that people just don't like to talk to me and don't like being around me. My brother tells me it's all in my head but I'm not so sure.
All the time. I hate when people tell me I do a good job on something because I always feel like they're doing it because they think I'm an aspie
>>27139869
yeah, some people at school would talk to me out of pity, but at least i knew that they didnt really give a shit about me, i guess
it actually made me really mad
What is the single absolute worst piece of shit board?
I vote /mu/
>>27139726
undeniable /tv/
>>27139726
/mu/ is pretty pretentious, but /b/ is undoubtably the absolute worst.
>>27139726
/cgl/ because it's full of angry fatties
>just ate a whole box of oreos
Is this what dying feels like?
Are you getting unbelievably bad stomach cramps? I no longer eat Oreos because it feels like I'm going to die every time I eat them.
>>27139661
I just feel awful all over. I'm never doing this again. Next time it'll be fudgee-os.
then dont eat an entire fucking box of oreos
youre take a huge shit in a day or two :^)
>meet girl on tinder
>she's extremely normal, has friends, a car, a job, her own place
>go with it anyways even though I don't really feel a spark or anything with her
>spend time just the two of us for months, do nothing but eat food, bang, and watch tv
>hanging out with her is great
>wants me to go out with her friends one night because shes bored of staying in
>knew right away that this is where shit would start hitting the fan
>hesitant as fuck because social situations terrify me, but end up going anyways
>it's at some dudes apartment, there's at least 20 people there
>loud music, everyones drinking and dancing, pretty typical party
>try my hardest not to cling to tinder girl since I didn't know anyone else there
>do pretty well but spend all night literally shaking at how uncomfortable I was
>party ends and we go back to her friends place
>more people come over and we all sit in a circle in the living room and talk
>literally want to die
I tried being a normie but it's awful. All they want to do is drink and do drugs and make boring conversation and act like they care what someone is majoring in or how long they've lived in the city. You have it good, NEET's
You already are a "normie" you autistic faggot
Not your personal blog, normie trash.
Go back to tumblr.
Listen to your heart, an hero.
>be me
>sit at pc playing games like usual
>big brother kinda chad like 8 years older brings girls home they drink and fuck
>one day he comes to my room naked coverinh his dick and asks me "you want to fuck a little? shes compeltly wasted"
> say "n-no thanks" , he left
do you see how much of a good person i am r9k? i didint rape the girl, wheres my charity gf now
whers my charty gf faggots
should have raped with your big bro
>>27139719
that would be gay af desu
was this guy the most alpha robot of all time?
>>27139344
how was he a robot? if anything the nerdy kid was the beta robot
>b-but his abusive dad!
who gives a shit
>>27139344
hate to break it to you but hes a chad
>>27139394
This. He was a straight up Chad that took what he wanted, like the girls virginity
got a job working at a grocery store and it went badly my first day
>supervisor tells me to put "paid" stickers on anything that doesn't go in a bag (basically, customers often don't put their gallons of milk or cases of water in a bag so we put stickers on them)
>some guy comes through a line with a lot of gatorade bottles
>he says he doesnt want them in a bag
>i start putting stickers on all of them
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>>27139093
nobody else has ever done that though, only you.
>>27139093
It isn't. Your only other option in that scenario was to break the rules and risk getting in trouble. Fuck that guy. Retail sucks, you're going to have to build up thick skin to deal with cunts who think the world is theirs and that you're just living in it.
unless they're being a real pain just ignore them, the management understands how customers are and won't hold it against you
Whenever you feel depressed just remember that Earth is the most beautiful planet in the solar system and you're lucky to be living on it and not Venus or Jupiter or somethingIt doesn't get any better than here so let's make this place the best we can!
>venus not the most beautiful planet
>Implying Viewtiful Joe 2 didn't cement Jupiter as the best planet
Space scares me so much
Also Sunday would be the perfect day to talk about space
>if you have low standards for women, you're desperate
>if you have high standards for women, you're gay
>>27138879
so pick average standards?
>>27138879
How does high standards make you gay? What the fuck?
>>27138916
the very definition of being a normie
ITT: Post easy tips and small pieces of advice that other robots can use to make their lives slightly less miserable.
I'll start:
>Clean and organize your room or apt/house
>>27138187
More like:
>ITT normies give robots tips on not to be faggots
But i'll be a faggot and contribute to the thread
>Open a fucking window, you could use some fresh air
>>27138187
>Clean and organize your room or apt/house
nice try, mom
try letting other men fuck your gf to add a spark in the bedroom.
What's it like to hug a girl?
A Stacy once hugged me and I remember being surprised at how warm she was.
>>27138134
>oneitis is leaving for a semester
>say goodbyes
>she hugs me super tight
>her hair smells amazing
>her skin is soft as fuck
>that feel when her breasts push against you
>tfw that was just a standard hug for her
>tfw that hug was everything for you
Whoo...
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Like hugging a bag of salty coins and milk.
I really wish I could've fought in the Vietnam War
ITT post stuff about Vietnam that you wanted to do
>>27136595
Take LSD and opium and then slaughter some civilians and fuck the sexy ones that lived, nam must've been amazing if you were a psychopath
I feel like a bitch because I've never fought like that. They were like 18-19 years old in the bush killing mother fuckers and getting drunk fucking cambodian 14 year olds and here we are in our 20s doing this shit...
I want to be a Viet Cong and be one of the only people who stood up to American imperialism and won.