Those of you who have been NEET for extended periods of time (>5 years), how did you pull it off?
>>29810327
now that's what I call a think-tank
10 months neet here but i'll post anyways
I got fired from my office job 10 months ago and my parents still think i'm working there, they believe me because i'm still paying my part of the bills
>tfw i steal money from them and my brothers to pay them
whenever i need to leave the house i take my laptop with me to mcdonalds and play wow for 6 hours
at the 1 year mark, i'll try to force myself to do something
life sure is miserable
You have just woken up only to realise that a female version of you is sleeping right next to you. She has the same personality and flaws as you. All her features have been feminised to be girly. How do you approach this situation?
>inb4 rape
>>29810279
Play pic related
The girl version of me will also be obsessed with the game, so we can practice infinitely
fug is obligatory
>Propose to her then and there.
I love myself, there's not a person in this world that I love more than myself. If she's myself in female form, I'd be the happiest man alive, and subsequently, her the happiest woman. Then we'd proceed to romp like rabbits before arguing who gets to make the other breakfast in bed, before giving up, making joint breakfast then playing Terraria before heading to the gym.
>>29810279
I'd hug her and keep on sleeping, if she's fem-me she probably craves comfy physical contact as much as I do.
>Be me
>Go outside to see if I can use a pokestop or catch some more pokemon
>Kids walking around looking for pokemon with a chav mum
>It isn't even released in UK yet
>Linger too long standing around and look like a pedo
>Panic and run away
Fuck this game
I feel so weird playing this game all on my own and going out of the way finding pokestops.
Also I don't like all the normies playing it. How do we destroy it for them?
Just got the app, caught Bulbasaur, and closed it.
>>29810262
>mfw I work on a school campus at night that's totally closed off from society
>mfw the whole school is mapped out
>mfw I don't have to worry about anything and can catch as many pokemon as I want
>tfw lost interest in every hobby i ever had
>tfw cant even enjoy NEET lifestyle
>>29810229
>being this dumb
pickup an mmorpg and sink in a couple thousand hours
inb4
>i dont play video games
>i dont like mmorpgs
If you don't play any mmorpg you can't complain
INB4
>was playing an mmorpg
>now don't play it
>not even max level
Do you have a smartphone?
Check out the puzzle games in the app store, Anon. You can do something that is mildly entertaining and eases your feelings of worthlessness because it is not mind-numbing.
Look for puzzles in the interwebz.
>>29810229
Im a neet living of family money and some welfare so i was in the same problem as you OP. Here is what i did.
>Got a hobby
I refurnish old lamps and do DIY stuff. Its fun when you get the hang of it and its pretty cool to fix things for friends on and off.
>Play league
Play league a couple hours a day with internet friends
>another hobby
I spear fish / fish twice a week. Free food,...
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What does r9k think about skateboarding and its culture?
http://youtu.be/rmpZy20pGCA
>>29810220
>This video is not available
Skating is fun. Skateboarders are usually pretty disgusting human beings though. I go to parks at real nigga hours when nobody is there so I don't have to deal with them shitting up the place.
The risk of physical trauma is too high for me to be worth a damn, spoken as someone who has broken several bones in his body throughout his lifetime. I do like the Tony Hawk games though, at least up to and including Underground 2.
>>29810713
That's weird, the link works for me. But I'm on mobile so I donno. If you're really interested it was vicelands king of the road episode 1 (let the madness begin)
I vow to shower each day for a week. I can feel myself improving already. What's your robot improvement?
>>29810143
I'm starting to go the gym.
>>29810143
I want to learn to talk to people so made an interpals account
I brush teeth everyday (sometimes twice)
>>29810143
>shower each day
Your selfish quest for self-improvement is destroying the environment
doWn with ciS
la li lu le lo
Starting with the classic.
In the sexually liberated marketplace, hambeasts get to live like average-looking girls. That means cheating is okay ^_^
>>29810109
The only worth a woman can have, and its only temporary.
Bumperamibloxx
Welcome in the nostalgia thread robots
ITT post stuff you find nostalgic and discuss it with others
For me it's the entire Halo series. I grew up with it, playing Halo CE and Halo 2 with my buddy on his original Xbox, then as time passed and we entered highschool the Xbox 360 came out. I got it for my birthday with Halo 3. Those days were the days, just playing with my buddies after school. Multiplayer, custom games, forge, campaign. Good times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wulYtR_2M4A
>>29810067
the purple nipples
nevar forget
I can't even enjoy 07scape because of the new content
Nostalgia for me would be playing gauntlet:legends on the 64 that I hired from the local game shop. I also remember building my first ever computer and borrowing a copy of Icewind Dale. Oh the days
I'm disgusted with myself for being obsessed with "happenings."
I want to watch the world burn and take me with it. I know innocent people would suffer but I just don't feel empathy for them anymore. Another bombing. Another school shooting. Humanity is tearing itself apart and I'm enjoying the show.
Why am I so sick?
>>29810060
This is the natural result of being shit on by society for your whole life. The world doesn't deserve your allegiance when all it has done is force you to struggle and writhe in mental anguish.
I think it's normal to feel this way, and it's just part of growing up, learning to accept that the world doesn't revolve around you getting cathartic enjoyment from seeing people you compete with every day for air have horrible shit happen to them.
>>29810060
Ask the meat baby.
The meat baby knows all.
This is it. This is real. These are our actual, real lives that we're pissing away on this website.
so i should spend it doing something i don't enjoy? no thanks, i'll stay here
>>29809958
There are billions of lives in the world, and more are being made every day.
Lives have very little value.
Speaking of which, my new film about my son Jet Neptune (hack_blastard) will be uploaded to YouTube today....
Its about him joining the Navy..
>It's another my mom's boyfriend is gonna sit in the next room and drink very heavily and just be really fucking angry for no reason for the next 6 hours episode
I'm really considering just leaving the house to play pokemon go right now
>live in a small and unimportant European country
>can't download and play Pokemon GO
You don't know how lucky you have it.
If not for the window in my room, I would've forgotten what the outside looked like
>>29809964
Im also from an unimportant yuropoor country and i just installed it.
Just download an APK and under the security settings enable to install applications from unknown sources.
>>29810680
But then you won't be using your country's map, right?
And there will be no pokemon bus stops or whatever they're called.
Fuck, I'm gonna go download it.
Is smug pepe naked?
>>29809851
only if you truly want it anon :^)
>>29809851
Yes. Here's a full pic.
>>29811203
>Yes. Here's a full pic.
This
What might the future hold for feminism in 20 years time?
>all bibles worldwide are withdrawn and burned, reprinted editions replace "He" with "Her"
>all men must become designated drivers and download the mandatory uber-like app, providing free rides to all females
>men with top 5% genetics worldwide are" brought in" and implanted with a tracker so women can find the goods on demand
>upon initiation for the man, a group...
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Real talk
>boys taught in schools to pee sitting down
>more single mothers, more benny fats, more social security fraud, etc
>feminism eventually done away with because "islamophobia"
>>29809797
She-clowns will poop on your food.
It will taste funny at first, but men will learn to like it.
>>29809797
>>men with top 5% genetics worldwide are" brought in" and implanted with a tracker so women can find the goods on demand
If "good genes" can be quantified in any way why would this be a bad thing? The only people who should be afraid are people whose parents, from a purely objective standpoint, should have never reproduced anyway.
Deep question that has been debated through the ages.
A train is running down the track. Do you leave it be and kill one person, or pull the lever and kill three?
Put a block on the tracks to derail it and possibly kill or save everyone
fucking original text n shit
Surely it would be a harder question if the numbers were reversed?
As it is it seems pretty simple?
>You're not un-date-able, anon
What the fuck did she mean by this.
Is this just what girls mean when they want to say they won't date you, but they don't want to fully crush you?
>>29809777
people are not good and not worth talking to.
"I don't want to date you, but I bet there is some desperate fat girl that would settle for you."
They like to push the responsibility of dating your undesirable ass onto some nonexistent fantasy girl so they won't feel bad
>I won't date you but some OTHER girl might!
>said every girl you ask out