share what you have
>>27196662
Senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai desu desu
bumping for pepe
>>27196699
his jaw looks like a penis
This man bought a one-way train ticket to a remote village, climbed a hill, and then ingested rat poison to kill himself. The police have no idea who he is, despite multiple appears nobody has come forward to identify him. It appears that he had no friends or family.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3495383/The-mystery-Neil-Dovestone-Police-believe-unidentified-man-dead-Moors-visited-Pakistan-health-tourist.html
Anyone else find it pretty inspirational? I hope when I kill myself nobody can identify the body either.
>>27196564
He saw some shit and ended it.
It's admirable
>>27196564
Probably CIA or some shit. You should post to /x/
shit
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3490245/Expectant-mother-22-unborn-baby-die-collapses-suddenly-breakfast-family.html
anyone else get terrified by stories like this?
On a scale of 1-10?
>>27196464
10. It's the only thing men care about unfortunately
If you're looking for a one time NSA encounter: not very
If you're looking for a relationship: very important
>>27196464
10 even if they are ugly as fuck they will always think they deserve the most prettier women
hey r9k!!
ill draw things for you because im bored (and lonely)
also i need more music so you should post your favourite songs
currently listening to play alone by asylum party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfjGJrtc0Lc
Draw a guy which is trying to hang himself.
I need some motivation to do it.
Draw a big, veiny cock, with Eliza inside of a loveheart tattooed on it. pls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZMpKH39T9Y&list=PLiLlQ_WWNOoYHDnHeZT2927w065ecjL78
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBV_mqZ4F8Y&list=PLemE6P7RD0rZ-NC71pfdj6hvkCH0kGgME&index=1
If you could draw a cat sitting on a toilet that would be cool.
Thinking about buying pic related and walking around my ultra left pussy university. Should I do it lads?
>>27196423
Yeah dude, do it. Prepare to make some Stacy pussy juices flow, as Libecucks begin to weep while you smugly pull down on the rim of your cap and remind them "Nothin personel kid'
I think most people can already tell you're retarded, but if you want to broadcast it even more go ahead.
>>27196423
Of course you should. If anything just say it's ironic if people ask. Anybody who isn't retarded will find it funny because your school is left-wing
daily reminder to not trust women
original commenterinoinoino
>banged 20 guys
>still enough residual dignity to write that out loud
just how much are we praising that sort of behavior?
>>27196422
I'm not irrationally upset by the idea of a woman having a previous active sex life, so this means nothing to me.
>>27196422
>daily reminder to not trust women
No shit.
All women are whores.
This movie absolutely depressed the fuck out of me. I feel now that every girl secretly just wants another girl to fuck an cuddle with all day. Even if they don't know it yet. This movie males me wanna never bother another qt I see ever again.
>>27196397
Topkek. Implying lesbians have a hard time. Shit movie anyways, thank fuck they had creamy scenes.
Must of sucked with shit translation or subs feels good to be a frenchy, the movie was nice though felt real and simple
>>27196397
This movie made me realize how truley alone i am
Read the entire pic and tell me how it makes you feel
>>27196259
Zyzz is a faggot, and /r9k/'s lord and saviour vandalised his wikipedia page
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Aziz_Shavershian&type=revision&diff=565109050&oldid=563380748
>>27196846
Did tou even read the pic?
dude was a fucken normie. "but he played world of warcraft and cod he was a total beta!" just a chad in the body of a loser, all along
what are you on at the moment
i take 100mg of amitriptyline and 80mg propranolol sr a day.
none because meds are for jew lovers who are easily susceptible to placebo
enjoy permanently altering your brain chemistry
>>27196125
You sound like the kind of guy that only eats organic and is a vegan because of muh Monsanto
>>27196100
I take 75mg of Clomipramine, another tricyclic antidepressant
You're walking on the beach, and this guy slaps you on the ass and winks.
What do?
Sup, bra
Nice gains.
>>27195991
Tell Aleeyah he called her a niggerhttps://twitter.com/aleeyah405/status/709890610547720194
>>27195991
Squeel in surprise. Get super embarrased. Leave immediately. Consider sudoku more seriously.
any robots got a fleshlight here? how good are they, worth the money?
>>27195906
if you buy a fleshlight and keep it you have accepted to be a slave to the female body and to your desires. You have accepted to be pathetic and have given up. Don't buy one. You know that deep down inside that is why most robots are hesitant on buying one.
>>27195945
I just haven't got one because I'm cheap and don't want to buy anything porn related. Rather spend it on food, vidya, and gardening Tbh
>>27195969
gardening? kek what are you an old lady?
Can we ban all-lowercase posters? Half of them are Dumblrtards, and the other half are suspect hipsters
All-lowercase is a meme
>using capital letters
back to >>>/r/eddit you go
>>27195345
ALL UPPERCASE IS WAY MEME-ER THAN ALL LOWER CASE
>>27195927
>NoT cOnStAnTlY sWiTcHiNg BeTwEeN tHe TwO
Lets share our experiences of feeling like a Chad. No matter how pathetic they may have actually been in reality
>Be 19, virgin
>Starting to get desperate and realise this 6/10 girl who actually had a one night stand with my best friend once likes me but I don't particularly like her
>fuck it, I'll just keep talking to her and see where it goes
>Go to a party at hers one night, this guy Aaron is beta orbiting her the whole nightComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
You should have told the beta about her.
Dont let the whores win.
>Chad always made fun of me and would always say how he will fuck my girlfriend in the ass
>Get an idea for revenge
>Convince my girlfriend to flirt with him on facebook
>Convince her to go on a date with him
>While they were on a "date" I went to his house and threw paint on his door, I also shoved a bag of my shit in his mailbox
Dumbass never knew what hit him
>>27195351
I'm pretty sure he knew, but was in denial about the whole thing. She's a bit of a cunt for using him like that, he seemed like a shy but innocent guy. Its a bit too late to say sorry to him now
What event in your life was the most terrifying?
Mine was recently when I was convinced I had hiv, every symptom, got tested had to wait 2 days for the results. Was planning how to kill myself and all. Not to mention the panic before I even took the test for weeks.
Couldn't eat, sleep or think. Just panic.
Doctor called me in, told me I tested negative to everything and just had a bad stomach bug.
Actually made me appreciate my life a little more.
You also learned what they meant by "get a second opinion"
>>27195220
What?
Not sure what you mean
Just the other month I developed and discovered an external hemorrhoid. Had a panic attack. Don't have many attacks, probably 10 in my life, all hypochondria related.
"Okay, Anon. My eyes are closed. What is this big surprise you want to show me?"
Here there it is:
a hug
>>27195174
Awww, Anon
*hugs back tightly*
>>27195130
My disappearing act. Good bye forever