>About to fap to warmfreshpaint for the 2nd time
>get lotion and tissues on hand
>video has sound
>tight
>hear his man voice
>boner KILLER
>inb4faggot
a true faggot would have liked his manvoice. you've just been badly damaged by porn. delete all you have now, before it's too late.
It should be illegal for traps to be that passable, are you fucking kidding me.
>>27208265
Watch this fucking clip with a rock hard cock and you'll know if you're a fag or not. It's a motherless link. 64FD552,
Who else here has siblings? Are they Chads/Stacies or are they Robots/Ugly females
Post any stories you have about your siblings
My sister was a Stacey before she got married. My older brother probably has got laid quite a bit.
>tfw pretty, smart, social butterfly Stacey sister
I feel so redundant. What's the point when I'm inferior in every way?
It's been a while.
Ask someone who has been in a sexual relationship with their mother for over a decade anything.
How many GBP does that get you
>>27207813
When and how did it start? How attractive is your mom?
>>27207813
I can only fap to this if you're a cute short boy and your mother also spanks you when you're naked. Please say this is true.
Are you a big girl?
No, but dem quads are huge
I wish I was honestly
if I could be any type of person I would be a very tall attractive woman so I could make manlets extremely uncomfortable with just my presence
QUADS
QUADS
QUADS
QUADS
There are people RIGHT NOW eating cottage cheese. One person just took a bite into a curd, the fat exploding into his mouth.
Cottage cheese comes from old, expired mild, where the fat inside of it has curdled. They spend money on expired milk the rest of us decent people would throw out.
Thoughts?
>>27207723
I meant expired milk, not mild.
Well I used to like cottage cheese until you made me think about it, thanks
its pretty good though. Goes well with eggs and toast.
Does /r9k/ ever check their /horoscope/?
Also post your sign. Taurus here
only dumbcunts care about that shit
Scorpio master race.
I'm a huge fuckup
apricot here
Why are white """ men""" the only race of males who get off on being cucked?
Can you explain this to me, white boys?
>>27207325
God, what a terrible actor. That's not a convincing face at all. Also balding
>that retard that """"""""""""""""""""""""""quotes"""""""""""""""""""""""""" like a retard
Do you think we don't know it's always you?
That's like avatarfagging.
Whites have the largest number of cucks, that doesn't mean that other races don't have cuck fetishes either. There's a decent amount of NTR and JAV cuck porn from Japan.
ITT: Shit you do that you are almost certain no one else does.
These are usually either funny or bizarre.
I'll start: I frequently sit on my toilet seat when masturbating, while my asshole still has shit specks in it.
Pic very related
I do this op... I trim my pubs with nail clippers
>>27207256
Pubes***
Auto correct
>>27207092
I sometimes masturbate while shitting too. Rarely though, haven't done that in two years. Used to be a lot more frequent when I still lived at home.
Another fap related habit:
Most of the times when I cum, I don't finish into the toilet or tissues, but rather grasp my foreskin over the head and collect it in there before I walk to the bathroom to dispose of the cum.
>tfw no qt /mu/ gf to sit in bed listening to noise and lowercase with
>>27207076
Why is Swans the go-to "I'm le fucking hipster" musical group?
>>27208031
just obscure enough so people that arent too familiar with music know about them. just popular enough for normies to pretend they have good taste in music
>>27207076
>>27207076
these girls are shit and they get fat really easy
not even once dude
KEK
college junior and typical chad Otto Warmbier got sentenced to 15 years hard labor in North Korea for being a dumbshit trying to steal a political sign from his hotel. 10 bucks says he was wanting to hang it in his frat dorm while feeling like hot shit
you can watch the norman cry at 34:40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCZvgY1NGXU
what do you say, /r9k/, is hard labor the solution to our Chad problem? anyone have sympathy for him?
>Going to North Korea. Ever.
That's like asking to be thrown in the uranium mines. Fuck no, the moron deserves it.
NK is a pretty robot country. Kim probably does nothing more than sit on his ass all day so he basically is a NEET.
here's him and his frat buddies
Roll guise :)
The face and this is original as fuck
Heart pls
the back of your shin
Guess which one is pregnant and which one tricked me into buying her enough food to look pregnant and brag on instagram about getting free food from a loser?
I know I put the ? in the wrong place, I don't care, I'm just pissed right now
left is pregnant, right is a fat fuck
>>27207004
Bingo,
I didn't think it was even possible to eat that much in one sitting... Its inhuman
How do I stop being racist? I do my best to combat racism whenever I see it in real life and online but I can't help having some racist thoughts of my own, and no I don't go to /pol/ I hate that place.
>>27206735
Become retarded, it's the only way to not be racist.
>>27206735
>>27206751
This, but instead of having racist thoughts try to interact yourself with them, if you notice nothing different, racism is not a tool you should use, as you're already not smart enough to notice why and how they are different, outside their looks.
Once you've been redpilled you can't go back, whenever you see a black person acting badly in public you'll attribute their actions to their race. Whenever you see some black criminal on the news you'll suspect that their actions were a result of their race.
You can blame slavery or institutional racism or whatever you like but it doesn't change the fact that in any country in which you find a significant African diaspora they commit a disproportionate amount of violent crime, that includes all the blacks who 4chan tries to exonerate outside of...
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all you need to get a gf is to lower your standards a bit
beggars cant be choosers
>>27206699
Typical United supporter, desu.
The most degenerate thing is she doesn't support the latics...
beggars beg for valuable currency, not trash
As you slowly wake up, you grumble in pain. "Augh... what happened last night?" Your head was throbbing with pain and you had absolutely no idea what happened last night. Looking around, the room you were in looked familiar but you didn't know who exactly it belonged to. "Where am I?" It was a weird feeling. It almost felt like you have been in that same exact room many times before but you couldn't quite place who it belonged to.
"I should probably get going..." You whisper to yourself. In order to calm yourself down, you tell...
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>>27206599
"H-Huh!? W-What do you mean wife?!" You finally get back to your senses. "I-I'm just a high schooler! I can't get married yet!"
"Ara? Isn't that what it means when you finally do 'it' with someone? Don't you take them as a wife already?" She starts to look confused. "Wait... Are you telling me that you aren't going to take responsibility after we did 'it' last night?" She puffs out her cheeks in disapproval.
[ ] "The...
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[x] Haha I'm just messing with you. Let's fuck again right now
This is a good bread
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