So, i crossed a line today /r9k/, one of those lines that from a distance you think will be a thrill to cross, but once you do you feel dirty and uncomfortable.
i have no one to talk to, and i know i cant talk to a professional or i would risk getting locked up.
i wont tell you what i did, since like i said you fucks would probably call me a faggot for having second thoughts about it.
point is, what now? do i pretend this didn't happen and quietly move back? or do i go deeper?
pic related.
what?OP is a fag blox.
Did you kill an animal, fuck an animal, or fuck a dead animal? If not then you're being an edgy faggot for posting this bait.
tbqh im just here for the top quality pepe senpai
It's waifu Wednesday lads, post your waifu
Waifu thievery is strictly PROHIBITED
>3d waifu
wat
>>27210959
Who is this. Please tell me.
I won't steal her; I swear.
Here is my waifu.
>>27210959
Who is this
Pic rulait
I told you man
I told you about liberalism
That poor pedo
Yeah, I got suckered into it. I'll admit that. I wanted to stick up for my gay friends and protect the environment.
I had no idea of the insanity to come. The harassment campaigns against religious business owners, everything to do with the trannies, the slutwalks...
Mea fucking culpa.
>imgur filename
Epic memes on 4chan, amirite?
Does cock size really matter? Or is it a meme?
>>27210708
Of course it matters. If you have a two inch microdick it probably isn't going to be very pleasurable. If you have a Jonah Falcon -tier monstercock you're probably not going to be able to use it properly and only end up hurting your partner if you try.
>>27210804
this. at 2.2 inches erect i have given up long ago.
>>27210708
it matters when your dick is as small as mine
>condom slides off way too easily
>virgin asian guy
>decide to post dick pics on reddit /r/massivecock
>get some decent private messages
>mostly guys
>one particular one tells me to check out her reddit profile
>lots of pics
>most gorgeous girl I have ever seen
>hitting all of my preferences
>white
>paleComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>you will never fuck a gorgeous female redditor
First pic. Fapped to this one a lot.
This is bait, please stop here.
Robots, I accomplished something today. I scoured the internet for exercises that are easy to do in the bedroom, and did them until my flabby, useless body couldn't take anymore. And I feel good about it, even though it can hardly even be considered a baby step. I'm going to do it again tomorrow. Wish me luck.
It is a step anon, a very big one.
Be sure to not overdo it and injure yourself, consistency is more important than intensity.
>>27210533
Did about 10 pushups the other day and my arms went numb
Scared me a little, my arms have been sore right around the armpit for 2 days now, might do it again to see what happens though I doubt its actually helping my body
>>27210556
>>27210556
This anon, you are doing very well. Trust me, its about longetivity, not intensity.
When you start enjoying the workouts/results, you'll begin to work harder, it will come naturally.
This is coming from someone who lost 80 pounds. Also realize, you will slip up every now and then. It's a marathon, not a race. You're doing well :)
I THINK I GOT A GF GUYS
>be 29, but look about 23-25.
>be HH-KV never had a GF
>be at my male cousins house (he is a neet robot)
>other cousin (female) gets home and with her friend
>shes 20
>my cousin said my friend thinks im hot and that she wants come over
>i asked if she wanted to come over and watch a movie or something at my parents placeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Be brave senpai
Set an example for us robots
>clean your room
>don't act like this is the first woman to enter your room aside mommy
>keep the spaghetti in your pockets
Good luck OP
Just try to act confident I guess.
Don't sperg out too much.
Good luck.
Why do so many straight guys fap to traps?
Fapping to traps is gay so they are at least bi.
So at the end zero straight guy fapped to traps
A better question is why does every single trap posted here have a bigger dick than me.
>>27210415
Because it's taboo
It's so disgusting it makes your dick hard. Irl I'd never fuck a tranny tho
>Hahahahaha Anon. I poked a hole in that condom, now you're mine forever.
How would you handle this situation?
Jokes on you imaginary girls can't get pregnant
Marry her, take good care of her, support her, make sure everything is okay, tuck her in, cuddle, cook, clean, work and give her all the love in the world
>>27210228
Bitch that was all part of my plan
>HAHAHAHA
>WATCH OUT GIRLS
>HE'S GETTING GWUMPPPPY
>Why are you always so mad, Anon
>Whats your problem!?
i'll p-punch you, i-i can really do it
>>27210024
This cock cage hurts like hell and these panties don't suit me at all.
>>27210068
a-are you into femdom anon
>tell my mom about how much I hate being circumsised
>bought her a book "unspeakable mutilatons" last week
>she hung herself 3 days ago.
I fucked up.
no, she fucked up
you just pointed it out
>>27209928
Good, now she doesnt have to deal with you, you worthless degenerate cumstain, go fucking neck yourself
>>27209928
if she was so unstable already it was bound to happen eventually
if she was that fragile something would have triggered her soon enough
and lets be honest, anon, how do you really feel about this? do you really care? i honestly doubt i would care if anyone in my life died
people die, even people related to you. you will persevere. either kill yourself or move on
>get a message from oneitis
>she actually started the conversation
>"yeah"
>"k"
>"lol"
>"yeah haha"
>"ok lol"
Why the fuck do women do this? What the actual fuck?
>>27209794
had it happen to me too. I figured that they were bored and are trying to squeeze entertainment out of me without inputting effort. now when they act up like that I just stop responding entirely. if they bitch about it later I call them out and say they werent contributing anything to the convo and to make an effort or dont bother texting me.
>>27210013
It just came out of nowhere and I was excited as fuck, my messages were pretty much all several sentences long or less and I kept getting the same stilted bullshit responses right off the bat
You're probably right though about them looking to cure their boredom at other peoples expenses by not putting in any effort, she obviously did
>ask why she never messages me first
>"idk I always forget to talk to people if they dont message me first"
>question if she even cares if I talk to her or not
>"idk I guess not"
>ignore her and cut ties, she has some kind of mental psychotic episode on me ignoring her
fucking stupid whores
who /descending into apathy/ here?
Surely you meant "ascending", no?
>>27209874
huh, maybe, language is weird
>>27209681
so i definitely relate, but honestly, its better, once you have failed so many times its better to just get apathetic, much better than being a raging faggot and /elliotrodger/ it up
>>27209681
Oh, I'm a couple months from the complete version of it, myself. Even got a gf two months ago. She was my oneitis for years.She told me that she loved meI don't feel anything
>tfw rich but lonley as fuck
My dad is a billionaire businessman. I'm his only child. He divorced my mom, she killed herself a few years later.
I now manage an office of his. I live the same routine everyday.
>wake up
>get ready
>walk to the office (live two blocks away)
>try to be the best boss possible
>go home
>play vidyaComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I could really use some of your money, and in exchange I'd give you advice on some hobbies.
>>27209614
Start by giving out money to other lonely robots who are poor.
>>27209614
You can do anything, can't you? How important is money? You'll probably get inheritance. In the meantime, become a pauper.
SUP FAGGOTS, ITS ME AGAIN COMING TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE TRASH, FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID WAGEKEK MEMES, DON'T YOU EVER GET TIRED OF BEING A FUCKING WASTE! I FUCKING HATE YOU STUPID SMUG RETARDED NEET FAGGOTS AND YOUR DUMBASS THREADS
>>27209544
We have the same name and I am also a wage cuck....fuck off there can only be one.
>>27209544
>working at McDonald's
Kek
>McDonalds
kek
If you're going to make money, get a real job lad. How else am I and my NEET friends going to pay for our shit?