>So anon...when are you gonna ask me to be your gf?
Respond.
> You're a girl???
desu senpai
>>27221724
>after you get rid of your y chromosome dude
>also get facial reconstruction surgery
>>27221724
>sorry, I don't really date
Dubs decides what I reply with to this roastie. She keeps making new accounts to talk to me on and I keep ignoring her
>>27221615
rolling for: fuck off somewhere else attention thirsting roastie whore
>>27221644
hahahahahaahahahahaha. lets see it faggot
>>27221644
well that was quick mr roboto.
Tomato is playing a game to generate attention and drama around Eliza. He pretends that they had a falling out and posts fake stories about her. But she really loves him and does whatever he tells her to do, and they cam daily.
He's the ultimate puppet master. Her manager and pimp. He made her and runs her. How will this game end? Will he deflower her and then dump her? Or will he continue to string her along until she kills herself? This controlling and abusive relationship is dangerous for a troubled young girl like Eliza.
I hope he will not damage her soul.
>>27221090
>people are actually this involved and following the whole situation
All I know is they're both pretty cute and I'd fuck em if I knew up, but I don't give it a shit about it past that and I don't really know anything about them
Y'all are some pathetic motherfuckers
>>27221114
Tomato is a guy, dude.
Nice rare Elizas!
Forget having a gf.
What's having a friend like?
Just as I thought.
You're all normies.
>>27221085
>what's having a friend like?
>*no replies*
>you're all normies
fucking wat m8
That aside, for me it's a constant fear of them not really liking me, but a picture of myself that I present. Thus I hide myself always and can't really talk about anything meaningful (to me) with them.
At least they hang out with me though.
>>27221085
Someone who has similar interests, and gives a shit about you?
feels pretty good. if you can find someone who is into anime and vidya and stupid shit, except not fat and un-attractive, and smelly.
did I mention how hard it is to get a good real friend without first taking up some more normie past times?
Any Bulgarians here?
>tova 4uvstvo kogato nqma6 gaje
are pi6ete smotanqci
normi izlez mi ot borda
PNNNNNNNNNNN
HUI
So anons, what's your kill count :D? 5? 10? 20!?
>>27221008
[Missing source]
Double the women's numbers and it's semi-accurate
this is meaningless without information about the spread of the distribution
Autism quiz thread
http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
also can somebody explain me what does mine mean?
thanks life, appreciate it
Opinion on mine?
>>27221464
get those neetbucks and get a fleshlight. thats all you need my friend
>no one will ever be physically attracted to me
>I will never make a girl blush
>I will never make a girl smile
>anyone who would date me is settling for less than they deserve
how do I grapple with these feels?
I want to make someone truthfully happy but I don't have the qualities needed to do that
By qualities are you talking aesthetic or personality? If you're at least not disgusting and you have a good personality you have a small chance. If you're a fucking deformed pile of feces you have almost no chance. If you have a terrible personality you better be super Chad, rich, or get someone desperate.
>>27220716
You never, ever will. Maybe you're just meant to be alone.
>tfw you will never gently introduce the eyebrow loli to romance and sex
>TFW lonely as fuck.
Now accepting applications for a GF
I'm a straight white male
So! not going to unload a huge laundry list on you.
Just don't be a camwhore, and hopefully be weird. Oh, and some proximity, so we can actually meet.
My interests are:
>Books-- light philosophy, and all type of genre fiction
>/out/ , I'm canadian, and I live in a rural area
>Canoeing, fishing, swimming
>Casual table top gaming, gambling, horse-racing
>Bird watching
>Medical journals and research papers
Are you lonely too? Maybe we could talk.
Ill be your girlfriend. are you in manitoba or sask or anywhere in the west?
>>27220710
I could but I'm far far away... I'm lonely too :(
Why are you looking here doe anon boi? Have you tried irl?
>>27220762
I'm out here in the west.
Saskatchewan to be exact! which probably explains alot of why I'm lonely, ha.
Which one do you think a woman would prefer?
>>27220705
the white one to be quite honest with you senpai
>>27220705
Your thread is dumb, but if those penises were circumcised I would have hidden the thread asap because my brain reacts to images of cut penises like they're gore
I'm not going to hide this thread though, I'm just going to ignore it like I do every other shit thread
>>27220720
That would be an intelligent aproach, but women are not intelligent beings. Surely they will pick the filthy phallus from someone who descended from slaves.
>anon why are you staring at our legs you creep!
really good example of the cheerleader effect
Because I can't see your armpits, you dumb cum drums.
>>27220386
fuck you bitch
go kill yourself cunt
Oh lawd....
I just found a way to increase your boners girth by at least half an inch in less than 20sec.
Idk if its dangerous tho.
>>27220335
Please enlighten us.
>>27220335
you hit it with a hammer and it swells up?
>>27220399
>relax boner
>dont "flex" it
>grab it with your index finger and thumb by the lowest point,just where your dick begins
>pump or squeeze or whatever the blood to the tip of your dick
>dont forget to keep your dick relaxed the whole time
it doesnt hurt or anything but i dont think its very healthy
What did you do/are you doing today to improve yourself?
Let's have a self improvement/positive thread
I got an eBook reader.
All the big goals I set such as "Get a new job", "Buy a car" and "Get license" I already accomplished. I'm not sure where to go from here...
>>27220313
>"Buy a car" and "Get license"
>Improving yourself
Normie logic
>>27220324
Having a car and license means I can get a better job. In fact if I didn't have those two I wouldn't be getting the job I'm getting. $13 an hour is a lot when the most I've made is like $9/hr.
Lonely birthday today.
What should I do robots?
>>27220073
You know damn well it will be like any other day
Bdays are for normies anyway
>>27220073
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD :D
>>27220127
dont fucking do that
please nobody is waiting for happy bday XDDD shit seriously fuck off
Wagie wagie, in his job, whose the cuckest of them all?
That's right, its you wagie. You're the cuckest of them all.
While you go to work for the Jews every day, I sleep in and pursue my own goals in life. I've been writing a book and learning three instruments lately. How about you? Nothing? Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. If only you had the time to pursue your passions wagie, imagine where you would end up.
How does it feel to wake up at 5 in the morning, dress in generic slave clothes, shower, and say goodbye to your wife whom you are...
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What about when mommy will die and daddy will find a whore and kick your ass out?
arent you scared youre hero Bernie got BTFO?
>>27220626
>implying I'm not voting for Trump
Build a wall, and kick the Mexicans out.
>>27220562
Mommy and daddy will outlive me, don't worry wagie.