dear /r9k/
thank you for being good to me <3
https://youtu.be/j7TcSMX9hKc
<3 thank you for always keeping it real <3
time for this cyborg 2 lift off into space
>>29813164
gayboy
originalado
good bye space robot, hope to see you up there one day
pls dont do it we lov u :^(
my pants hardly fit anymore. ive gained 10 pounds in the past month or so
who /fat/ here?
>>29813085
No I'm not autistic so I exercise
>>29813085
i, too, am large.
>Never buy clothes 'cause I always tell myself that I'll lose the weight and then I can wear all my old shirts and pants again
>Literally cycling through 2 pairs of pants, 1 shirt, and 2 jackets for the past 3 years
>mom sends me clothes
>they're XL and I've never bought XL before
>they fit perfectly
How do I get into the lifting meme? I have 2 10lbs dumbbells
Why do people like Aurora, but like Sia?
what famalam, i dont understand
>>29812942
Try again? I can't make sense of your question.
i like sia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_CwmPBV2A8
>mum keeps bringing up suicide and why sometimes it's okay
>whenever I say it's selfish she always says that family members will understand
>keeps nagging me to watch an assistant suicide documentary
>tfw
>>29812870
You know what must be donest
>>29812870
This is possibly one of the saddest posts I've seen on 4chan, assuming it's real.You'll see people complaining about being told that suicide is selfish, but I don't think that feel is anywhere near the level of your own mother trying to get you to commit suicide in an attempt at a subtle way that shows sincerity.
Jesus christ.
I hope thats not real.
My mother has said similar things to me but i have a debilitating health problems. 'If i was you i would have killed myself by now'
Who here /getting interested in tools and fixing shit/?
been good at fixing all sorts of shit ever since i was little
probably the single decent quality i have.
>>29813000
I fixed my rat once.
He loves me now because of the programming.
JUST TAKIN CARE OF BUSINESS EVERYDAY
>everyone says that cocaine makes you want to do more and more
>the only time I did it I got so paranoid that the cops were watching me that I flushed all of it down the toilet
It wasn't cocaine, you probably did a bunch of some kind of amphetamine
>>29812895
Well I couldn't feel my teeth and it only lasted a couple hours, so I'm pretty sure it was cocaine.
>>29812907
Cocaine lasts 20 minutes max
How is r9k so delicious looking and still about being a virgin and having no gf?
Are they all lying normies or are we just so far gone as a society that now even most handsome men are losers?
a culture which feminizes men will confuse many to the point they can't function as a man is supposed to.
>>29812800
the ugly ones don't post pictures of themselves
>>29812851
>the ugly ones don't post pictures of themselves
I can confirm.
Just done 20 pushups. Why are you so lazy?
>did 50 16-pound curls yesterday
>they won't fix my shit tier stomach
>>29812816
Spot reduction is a myth.
>>29812843
>google spot reduction
>exercising specific body parts to lose fat in those parts
What? I thought that was just common sense, not a myth.
S.m.h I need to stop being a fitness newfag.
Getting laid isn't hard, even Charles Manson could get some
How does it feel to know that a serial killer had more sex appeal than you ever will?
Are you implying that Charles Manson was at a disadvantage in any way? In his youth, Charles Manson was an uberchad, an attractive man, talented musician and a fucking cult leader. He was extremely charismatic, confident and when he was mad everyone knew it. Kinda like Patrick Bateman, except everyone liked him and would listen to him talk for hours. His confidence and sheer charisma was enough to get him all the sex he wanted.
and he wasn't serial killer, the worst thing he did by his own hand, was to cut off someone's ear with a sword, then having him killed on the spot
>>29812686
Serial killers have massive sex appeal.
And he's alpha as fuck.
>>29812686
Charles Manson is a gifted speaker, his charisma is legendary. In the days of his cult, he would get away with doing weird autistic shit (like meeting someone for the first time, feeling their lower legs then asking where they were from) and people would still be fascinated and interested in him, feeling like he was "magnetic". Though to be fair he did live with a bunch of junkies
> tfw 10/10 girl uses this board
yesterday i was forced to go to my parents friends house, and of course there was a super qt girl. never built up the courage to talk to her, when we made eye contact she sort of introduced herself and smiled awkwardly. when i realized she doesnt give a fuck about any sort of communication with me i brushed it aside. Later then she was just sitting on the couch, i peak over and shes browsing r9k. she isnt a 10/10 robot material, but chad. being the sperg i started a conversation about it, when i did she got...
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>>29812676
Daniel?!?!
OH MY GOD!!!!
>>29812676
are you for real? i've showed numerous girls ive been dating and even some one night stands this board. its hilarious and memeworthy,
girls, whilst being disgusted by the pathetic misogyny, just find it funny after a while.
lmao fuckin robots, i hate you all
>>29812676
Stop looking over my shoulders at my phone you fucking loser, I'm gonna get chad to break your neck you pathetic loser.
you think I give a shit about this site? Chad told me its full of whiny bitches like you.
>you're poor
>you're fat
>you're too horny
>but you're not starving yourself
What's your fucking excuse? You do realize that starvation will solve all those problems, right? You'll lose weight, you'll save money, and you'll no longer have a sex drive. Above all, you'll feel better about yourself since you're finally making progress.
You have no excuse. Start starving now so you can save...
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Because I'll lose my gains
>>29812580
Low fat baby meat is delicious and non fattening.
Eat a baby today.
You can fuck it first, kill 2 birds with one Dick.
>>29812638
You can either be skinny, or you can have gains. You must choose.
>Ms Estrada was cross-examined in court on her needs, which she said included:
>40,000 a year for fur coats
>109,000 a year for haute couture dresses
>21,000 a year on shoes
>60m to afford a luxury London home
>A 4.4m countryside home in Henley-on-Thames
>495,000 for five cars - three in London and two in the US
>She...
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>>29812564
>oil arab
>am supposed to care
Every women has a price.
So, this weekend she will be the most hated woman on this planet. On Monday she'll be forgotten, but we still have Hillary then to keep people occupied.
>>29813081
Not a true misogynist then
If you didn't like the first half of the movie, why should I continue watching?
If I didn't like the first half of my life, why should I stick around and continue living?
Don't shame me out of suicide, just thank me for not wasting your time.
This is an old pasta, friend
you were never wasting our time. we enjoy shitposting together.
I find I don't enjoy most novels until the second half
>wake up at 7pm
>parents just brought mcdonalds back
>oh sorry anon we didn't think you'd be up so didn't get you any
Shouldn't have slept so late
>>29812463
my family too uses this excuse but for EVERYTHING despite me being awake all day, they just don't like having me around.
wow that's really shitty of them
my mum always brings back something if she bought it for herself too
when i hear stories of parents not caring about their children like this, I feel grateful for having such a kind mum
So, we all often see the 'I'm 16 years old and haven't had a gf yet, am I a robot?' threads - and I was thinking - how many of them grow up to be kissless virgins like us? What age is it acceptable to live without someone else to before you are truly fucked socially.
I'd say if you haven't had anything before 20 you are screwed.
>tfw 28yo virgin weaboo who doesn't go outside
>>29812441
>tfw 20 in September
Oh boy...
>>29812462
>>tfw 20 in September
Get tinder and save yourself unless you are fat
>june 2017
that's my deadline guys. I'm going into uni next year so maybe just maybe I can do it.