>White with brown eyes
How does it feel to know that one of your ancestors was probably a stacey that cucked your genetics with a big black tyrone?
>mexican with green eyes
Ajajajajaja, pinche moreno!!!!
>White
>Blue eyes
>Blond
I'm pretty much an ubermensch.
>>27236439
>big black tyrone
>not a southern european
shut up cuck
who are you, /r9k/?
this is both the template and an original comment
pretty neat, huh?
>>27236145
bump original fuck you
>>27236145
How the fuck do you even watch niggerball here lad?
Who /paranoid/ here.
>think landlord has installed a spy camera in my room during the fire alarm test
>to catch him out I fake a seizure in my room and collapse on the floor
>If he is watching me he will come to help
>lie there 20mins
>no one comes.
>may be he is smart?
got a few more if you want
>>27236043
Hit me up senpai
Oregano
Hahaha, these are hilarious
Give us some more
>>27236043
what makes you so interesting that others would spy on you?
Beta squad 5 engaging Normies
Requesting immediate assistance
>>27236041
Beta Squad 5
Buckle Buster Militia inbound
Over.
>>27236064
15 normies spotted 10 clicks East of your location
Over
>>27236041
Beta Squad 5
This is Normie Command 7
We have hacked into your communications network and have several teams approaching your location.
You are surrounded from all quadrants.
Surrender your weapons peacefully and we will ensure you all receive a fair trial.
>be me just now
>living with parents
>masturbating to orgasm denial porn
>using an old massaging wand that looks exactly like pic related
>kneeling over it so than when flaccid my penis rests on it and gets erect, but when it gets harder it no longer touches the vibrating balls so you edge and start over again
>getting really close when all of the sudden
>blinding...
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>>27235968
Better hide it real fucking good. Chances are you're shit is going to be raided.
You fucked up LOL learn to be better at stealth. Add more dex.
>>27235998
Normally I would hear anyone coming up the stairs, but I was wearing my headphones because I was watching a show beforehand and I was too lazy to take them off. Moreover why would he come up to check on what I was doing at 4 am?! What else could I possibly be doing?!
The best way to clear the air is to tell your dad exactly what you were doing, but tell him to try it for himself. Once he realizes the kind of pleasure you get from a wand, he'll understand 100%
So go down and offer to use your wand on him.
>exterminated traps, gays, feminists, SJWs and autists for desire of a perfect world
Come on now, did Hitler really do anything wrong? Be honest.
Fuck off
Originalcom no bully please robot
i cant wait until conservatism becomes the dominant ideology again so 4chan can stop being so fucking edgy all the time
>>27237098
and then? we start a new annonymous and protest the goverment whit no cause but dived ideas? wew
>after watching Blacked porn videos for half an hour i have finally realised that white pussy was made for black jungle cock
It's true niggers are superior to us
We're never gonna make it
>>27235924
Fuck off you stupid race mixing cuck. I bet you have brown eyes you fucking daywalker
I have a friend who wants to fuck a black guy after she broke up with her boyfriend who cheated on her. I don't know if it will happen, she was pretty drunk when she told me about it.
>>27235924
Black men in US (6% of population) all have children with white women (35% of population). Black women (6% of population) forced to go with other races. After one generation of child bearing we have 0% black people, 68% white people and 12% mixed. The mixed will then have no choice but to have children with mixed or whites, the children of white and mixed will be 1 quarter black. Eventually black features die.
Obviously this is a simplistic model and it over exaggerates interracial coupling to the extreme but...
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I'm going to kill myself because of this
>mfw restoring fags think their synthetic foreskins are anything like the real deal
>tfw restorers aren't aware they are missing the most vital part of the foreskin
>your nerves
the jews really fucked you Americans over.
Tfw a part of your dick is chopped off at birth and you will never feel sex as it was meant to be.
>that reflection of the asian in the iphone
kek
My mom just walked into my room and said
>"Im sorry for bringing you into this world anon"
after she left I cried like a little bitch
>im 21
how are you guys holding up?
holy sheeeeit
I play guitar and watching anime, it keeps me alive. I'm scared of the shitty life I'll have and probably gonna die alone.
>tfw no roastie gf
My mom's done the same and regularly tells me to never have kids because they're too hard to raise in modern times
>i'm almost 25
>implying I'd ever get the chance to impregnate a woman
>5ft10
>never used to be worried about my height until r9k
>constantly feel anxious when out in public
>know women are talking about me behind my back about my height
>keep trying to measure my self when i walk past another male or a female and see if I'm taller or smaller
>only about 1-2 inches taller then most women.
Fuck this.
Bad bait m8
0/8
>>27235625
>>27235625
>Snapchat
Cute, a normie calling something bait.
>taking r9k memes seriously
You need to stop browsing this board for a bit.
do you like masculine women, /r9k/?
auntie thread
>>27235282
please post more
always loved short haired women with stronger jaw lines
>>27235306
she looks likje my 10th grade cooking teacher
>>27235282
>tfw no Antje WW
Fuckin Jews
What would make you happy? I could be given all the money in the world and the most beautiful women that exist and i don't think it would make me happy. I get confused whenever I think about what it means to be happy.
Money and sex would make me pretty happy desu. But yeah I got neither so I get to live as a "robot".
dopamineoriginal
>>27234672
Purpose. Just something I could wholeheartedly dedicate myself to. I haven't found anything that keeps my interest, nothing I look forward to, nothing I wake up for.
All I really want is for something I love to do. Right now I just live a self serving hedonistic life of bullshit and lazyness. I'd love a reason to be fit, healthy, happy, and to actually fucking DO something.
It's 4:30am and I can't sleep, I'm sitting in a dark room crying and getting drunk.
This isn't living.
I cant sleep either big brother.
What seems to be the problemo, friendorino?
>>27234457
its 1:30 and im sitting in a dark room drinking and wondering why im still living.
with you there man
Who /Bloodborne/ here?
I don't like souls game. fucking shit tier character movement
>>27234280
Love itDARK SOULS 3 IN LESS THAN A MONTH WHOO
>>27234280
>want to replay BB
>remember pic related
all ugly 0/10 subhumans report to this thread
pic related, this is how ugly you have to be in order to post.
why, so you can make fun of me?
my life is already shit
>>27234317
you're not ugly anon, the society is!
>>27234317
/r9k/ is a safe bubble
you are amongst your kind anon
no one is gonna make fun of you here i promise