Me
>Married man with children
>Beautiful wife
>Wonderful children
>Many good friends
Facts
>Everyone, EVERYONE, starts off inexperienced and nervous about new things
>Everyone must overcome this and grow
If you are nervous and fearful about meeting others, changing, etc., this can be overcome
from amateur sites like Succeed Socially to professional training from Dale Carnegie...
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>>27243207
http://www.dalecarnegie [put a dot here] com/online-training/
>>27243207
WHYYYY!
What is happening what is with all these threads trying to be superior and give good advice WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
You wanna change you leave, can't we fucking have a place were we can just complain in fucking peace...... why do you think people want to change to adhere society?
Don't you think maybe they have their own reasons?
Like i get you are baiting and all but it's been almost days of this garbage, yesterday some faggot posted a HUGE dumblr post explaining...
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Well yeah but seeing as women aren't a risk but a guaranteed failure no thanks. Relationships in this time and age are just timebombs and only fucking idiots would get married.
Good luck to you and your too little spawns that she shitted out. Hope they have a happy life and don't grow up to see what a beta faggot their dad is.
Who else is a low test beta cuck here?
>tfw breasts and large birthing hips
>tfw no body or facial hair
I am low test but not deformed like that guy. I have very small frame, childlike face, weak jaw, big eyes, no facial hair, weak voice.
yea i have slightly above average sized hips as a male, but damn this pic got to be shopped, but still this guy has some chest hair though.
>>27243169
Tfw recently noticed that my blood is basically pure testosterone. Everything has started going uphill since then.
who /notgaybutwanttosuckadick/ here?
>>27243105
yeah, traps have turned into a faggot
>>27243105
>who /notgaybutwanttosuckadick/ here?
Me.
>tfw no robot friend to make me suck his dick
>>27243105
brah this isn't you. This is your horny animal side talking, maybe fap because I know you are anyways and clear your mind.
Then do no fap and you wont have these perverse over excited sexual desires that is wreaking havoc on your brain.
Why would a white person race mix? Don't you want your child to have white skin? Don't you want your child to look like you?
>>27243065
No I don't. I want it to be fucking mocca you stupid son of a infested biaaaaaatch.
Also kill yourself if you have the ballalalalalalssss
>>27243120
You sound like a negroid. Please escort yourself out.
I don't really care about all that as I'm already Southern European and have no interest or delusion in any blonde haired, blue eyed superrace.
That being said, black people are gross.
What is the most chad music genre and why is it country?
https://youtu.be/C-Fr_ovB-Gg
>>27243031
Country is suicidal as fuck.
Not really Chad Tier. Chad Tier would be Dadrock or Chart Radio.
Maybe if you live in shit part of the country. Chad music everywhere else is shit EDM.
>>27243064
>people unironically use the term dadrock
ITT: we talk about how our autism fucked us
I'll start
>be me
>14
>parents friends asked me to babysit their kids
>easy money
>be night of sitting
>Wife says "Okay anon, we are going to dinner than a movie. We shouldn't be back later than midnight. Have a good night!"
>k bye
>they have two kids. One...
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>>27243001
Did you cum inside?
If you did, run far away from anyone with cat ears.
You don't want to pay child support.
>>27243060
no i didn't cum
wish i had though. It felt so good. Only time i ever got any pussy
>>27243081
what would happen if you came inside the cat though?
>Went to a bar for st. Patrick's day
>its normie hell, wild chads almost getting into fights
>failed chad slammed a beer bottle on the pool table and ran out the back door right as I was about to break
>its too loud to hear anyone
>after pool game was over one normie was trying to get people to make the last shot on the table
>he gets a Stacey to try, she misses the ball completely, but he gives her 3 hugs for trying and she's grinding on him and shit. He didn't even know her and he wasnt that good looking wtf. He seemed cool though
>only female contact was when leaving, as I was making my way through the crowd, a grill grabbed my arm to get through easier and said thank you
>another grill bought me a drink earlier, but it was so she didn't have to wait in line. 'I don't know you but I'm gonna act like we're besties so I don't have to wait! What do you want to drink?'
Overpriced drinks, shitty music, chads and stacys everywhere. I hate crowded bars.
>>27242551
You went to a party college bar that's why, people go to those in a group of friends.
When you don't have friends it's easier to go to a bar not in a college town that's made more for middle aged people since there isn't music blasting
>>27242551
>Get drunk
>Go to a gay bar
>Chad hits on you
>Too drunk to care
>Get rapes
That's how you get laid as a robot
I hate college parties. Sometimes a normie friend of mine forces me to accompany him and it usually always ends up me standing around for 3 hours wondering how long it will take before I'll be able to leave.
You have to spend an entire year trapped in a room with a female. Every day... Every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with this female. The last two numbers of your post reveal her age. Good luck
>>27242493
Fuck you OP
originalillo
Prime teen pussy pls
I don't know what to type.
God I miss her so much, one day I hope i'm worthy enough to get her back.
I dated 3 girls after her but they could never compare
>inb4 polfags complaining
She is dating a pre-balding manlet faggot and only got 100 friends on her facebook, with luck and effort I will make her mine again.
what is 'pre-balding'? Also why did she dump you?
noods please, i'm sure she'd understand.
>Cucked by a balding man
You're Swedish, aren't you?
>tfw no qt right wing boyfriend to defend me against libcucks in public
Maybe because they're not gay, you fucking faggot.
>>27242293
Ahhhhh I love Paul too I don't even care about what he says I just watch his videos because he's SOOO pretty it physically hurts
>>27242334
>>27242293
What's attractive about him, honestly? I'm not trying to deride, genuinely curious...
I can only see the eyes and maybe white skin(?) as an attractive trait but other than that he seems pretty casual
Those threads we had a while back were pretty comfy.
What do you like to paint/draw anon?
>>27242235
I like making creations from odd scribbles and such, surprised at half of the outcomes i've had
Gives me wierd feelings
>>27242357
Post some!
>>27242388
Those lanterns came out great, pretty comfy scene
I can't play video games anymore. I just can't.
I recently purchased Twilight Princess HD and began playing it in the living room while my roommate (female) watched. She is a "grrl gamer" and wears Zelda shirts and talks about how much she loves video games all while never playing them. She buys all the latest games and does not play them. To each their own, I suppose.
Anyway, I got up to pic related in TPHD and she said, "I love this guy... first example of diversity in a Zelda game."
I nearly lost it. I finished his dialog, went to the...
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>>27242025
Don't drop the game for that, drop her.
>>27242025
This is your problem with games? You're fucking ridiculous. Who cares about gaming culture
>>27242025
dude the uncle in lttp was a beaner
what are we if not slaves to this endless torment
Its masters
>>27241867
What we do?
>>27241867
Arbeit macht frei, wagecuck.
Apparently, this phrase is used fequently enough for it to be considered unoriginal.
It's there anything fun you can do on your own that requires no money or computer or anything else? Like, imagine you're in prison in solitary confinement. What fun things could you do to pass the time?
Sleep and learn how to lucid dream
Then watch your dreamworld slowly become yet another nightmare before your eyes...
Thinking I do this a lot and the toughest part is staying on happy thoughts. I have a visual condition which makes it hard to not have things to think about. But having a pen and infinite amount of paper would be much more entertaining. It's interesting how lost the joy of just sitting down and writing/drawing is on me now due to the Internet.
I would probably just sleep and think about my dreams id lose my mind more than I am now
FUCK I'VE ONLY BEEN UNEMPLOYED FOR ONE WEEK AND MY MOM IS ALREADY ON MY ASS TO GET ANOTHER JOB
>YOU NEED A CAREER
>WE'RE NOT GOING TO SUPPORT YOU
I'M DOING MY BEST BUT I NEED MORE FUCKING TIME. NEETS GIVE ADVICE PLS? HOW TO GET YOUR MOM TO LEAVE YOU ALONE?
put life insurance on her then kill her
Make a fake facebook of your mom where she does all kinds of inappropriate shit (or hack her existing one, if she has one)
Add her coworkers and her boss, get her fired
Then bug her for a job all day long
Don't sink your own ship m8, put out some applications if only to placate her.