Are there any disabled or injured femanons on r9k?
Tell us what medical issues or disabilities/problems you have
I have burn scars on my back but nobody thinks it's cute like for Hanako...
>bf always wants to do doggystyle with the lights on for some reason
>>27288934
>bf
Roastie. Out. Now.
>>27288934
so you don't think he finds them cute even though you're hinting at it?neat. got quints.
Starting tomorrow, you are given a free apartment, food, and money to pay bills including internet.
The only condition is you can't go outside anymore and can't talk to anyone you know.
What do you do?
Mail-order bride.
I don't know, I still want to talk to my parents.
>>27288742
The isolation will literally drive you mad. No thanks
>western porn
fake tits, lips and asses. "suck that dick ooh yeah" male actors who cannot stfu. blacked. cuckold. "milfs"
>asian porn
squeaking women "dame dame dont do it", lying there like dead fish during sex. disgusting bush on every star. every girl has flat ass. fat old male pornstars.
so who still makes good porn? the southern of the northern parts of the world?
Try 2d friend
>>27289911
Honestly this.
I don't even watch anime but I love hentai and ecchi. Shit is great.
try not fapping
Only normies hate Sonic. True robots love Sonic.
>>27288462
I like the sonic games on sega genesis. I also enjoyed sonic generations.
I feel no connection to the characters, though. That's just weird man.
>>27288462
Furfags ruined any chance there was of me liking Sonic
>>27288513
i meant the games.
>>27288533
>listening to furfags
>Being interviewed for a job by a Stacy who looks younger than you
>Stacie doctor younger than me
>"So, how's your sexual life?"
>>27288391
Luckily i'm 23, so there won't be any Stacy doctors younger than me (in Britbong at least)
I'm 29 and HR is almost exclusively female.
I don't really believe in Stacey (I don't think there is any girl who'd never fuck me), but being interviewed by younger women is the default situation.
NEET/Shut In Food
I need some good non-jew food snacks and shit to keep in my room so I can eat without leaving my room and interacting with my parents.
what do you robots stash in your room?
>>27288322
Bumping for interest
Peanuts, granola bars.
campbells chunky out the can, you fucking noob
>>27288461
That's gross dude, are you not gonna microwave it?
Fuck voting this is too crazy. I didn't vote last election either. I've only voted for Obama the first time around.
alright cool
>>27288183
I would vote O'Malley why does the democratic reps suck this year?
>>27288135
May I suggest that instead of not voting, you fuck with people by voting for all the crazy ultra left/right wing parties? Just pick them at random.
How to get alcohol under the age of 21 in the states?
Fake ID you faggot
buy yeast, buy sugar, buy a big bottle, buy a balloon.
Step 1. Put yeast and sugar with water in bottle.
Step 2. Put baloon in bottle.
Step 3. Pick a little hole in Baloon
Step 4. Wait 2 weeks.
Step 5. You have alcohol (13-20%)
>>27288091
*on bottle
Seriously though, why don't you just become a girl?
question
do transgender people have to disclose their birth gender to their partners?
Because
>I'm not utterly fucked in the brain
>I haven't been brainwashed to hate my own gender
>I'm not a homosexual who wants to attract male attention
Anything else I missed?
I am too tall to be a girl. ;_;
How much do you think this is true?
Who are you?
It's bullshit.
leo
Aquarius, have three virgos friendsand they are the lowest betas i've ever seen. This is why they are my friends
Bullshit
Scorpio
However I do belong to that faggy squad
>>27287607
you motherfucking fuck
>sweet innocent little pupper is the robot
>experienced emotionless snake is a stacey
>tfw being swallowed and absorbed by a stacey so she can fuck more chads
>the ultimate cuckoldry
>>27287607
DEAR FAGGOTS ITS A SNAKE EATING A PUP DONT OPEN IT
>>27287607
delete this immediatelyoriginal
>strange itching in butthole for a day
>this morning shower felt a small bump inside anus
That's it folks, it was nice knowing you
It's probably just a hemorrhoid you hypochondriac cuck
>>27287617
Fucking hell they don't go away do they?
>>27287659
Pls help
Bump
I am scared
femanons and fembots of /r9k/, what would be your ideal bf and what would be your bare minimum you'd be willing to accept in a bf?
>>27250311
What I want
>to be a housewife
>to go to pet stores or animal shows when I want
>to have any pet I want, including dogs or snakes or whatever
>to be supplied with snacks always, like store bought candies and such
>to be complimented every time I dress up, and I mean every time.
>I'd like to have things bought for me, like...
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>>27250480
Would you like anal with small peepee?
>>27250480
You can be my housewife :^)
How hard is it for a single man to adopt a little girl?
http://www.adoptuskids.org/_app/child/viewp.aspx?id=48835
I'm pretty sure it's hard for any single person, man or woman, to adopt a child.
>>27287293
Why would you want to adopt a little girl?
>>27287293
impossible
men are inherent sexual molestors thanks to feminazi lobbying. even trying will put you on a watch list
Have you grown out of your metal phase yet, robots? All that anger and hatred and edginess isn't good for you.
>in b4 I am an old and mature adult at 20 years old and believe I will be a metalhead forever and will never change
I grew out of my metal phase when I was 22. Better late than never.
>>27250288
is simply listening to metal music makes you a metalhead
what if I told you I like annoying and catchy anime openings as well?
>>27250288
around 17-18 OP
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