What is the biggest thing in the world?
My massive depression.
The world itself.
That feel when 0 gf
>Went to prostitute to lose my virginity
>Coulden't get hard
Who premature ejeculation here?
>>29812090
stop bulshitting
anyone will get hard just with the boobs
justo grope the boobs and you'll be all set
>>29812169
Get out Normie anybody who has had sex should kill themselves especially the fake robots. ""Fembots"" you too you fucking parasites.
>>29812090
You're nervous.
>been lifting non stop for 3 years
>live with parents
>had nothing but shit jobs like gas station attendant or retail for a few weeks
>crushes bf comes to hang out with our friend group
>offers me a job as a survey assistant, he'll be my boss
>$24/hr starting, most I've ever made in my life
>carry around a 30 pounda of sticks for writing on, can't...
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>>29811972
Congrats, you've entered a personal hell, exactly tailored to your needs.
>>29811972
>Guy gives you a job
>Youre a fat fuck and cant do it
>Act hostility towards him
He could kick the shit out of you, but he wont because hes a better person. If he were given a job, he would be fucking grateful, and thats why hes fucking your crush and youre posting on here.
Fuck you fatass
>>29811972
Welcome to life without a degree or certification.
>your waifu will never be real
How do I deal with this feeling?
Help me bump
Don't have a waifu, just enjoy a bunch of different anime girls every season and accept them for what they are, pleasant idealized distractions from the drudgery of irl
I don't know.
I don't have feelings for cartoons.
I hope this post was helpful.it isn't.
>tfw my 14 year old cousin asked me if I had a gf
Why did she feel the need to do this
What did she accomplish by asking me this
Oh anon, you're so naive.
>>29811689
>Oh anon, you're so naive.
Why? Why am I naive
>>29811971
if this cancer of a website has taught me anything, it means she wants to bone you
I need to fuck. I just need to feel a pair of tits in my hands. I need to slap the fuck out of a girl's ass. I need to hold her hips I slam into her from behind.
I need to fuck and I can't.
I'm going to do something bad if I can't get rid of this urge.
>>29811646
Get one it does the job
>slap
>slam
I've never understood the appeal of this kind of sexuality. Like, really. Any kind of violence, degradation, or domination in sex has never been arousing to me at all. I'm just not cut out for this world apparently.
>>29811646
You can't? Not even via a prostitute?
anyone else hate driving? cars go too fast, one mistake and youre dead/injured.
>>29811595
yes driving is bad stay inside forever
except for turn anxiety I love it
>>29811595
I love it, I can just blast music and let go.
Any wizards here? How bad it is when people ask about gfs and stuff? How do you avoid such situations? I'm a 25 yo handholdless kissless virgin and I'm pretty sure I'll die alone.
Normies need not apply.
Bumpitty bumperino.
>>29811651
I'm 28. I haven't even masturbated/looked at porn in almost 5 years.
I no longer care when people ask me stuff like this. I have transcended petty human interaction/judgement.
>>29811743
But what do you reply when people ask you about gf? How do you dodge the situation?
My mom asked me twice if I'm gay.
R8 my gf
oregano
>>29811251
She looks like her dick might not be feminine enough for me.
She looks kinda like Courtney Love, if Courtney Love was a man. Maybe a 4/10.
tfw no almost passable trap gf
ask me anything famililo
>>29811139
am I retarderd
Will I join the army?
BLOX BITCH
>>29811139
hello rato will I ever find love?
dubs will die in they sleep tonight and his crush will come to the funreal
Rollin like a rollin stone
>>29810995
Oh boy sign me up
am i free yet?
original freedom
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>>29810902
Dear Family and Friends,
I was the problem.
-A future mass murderer.
Dear D,
:3
Dear B,
I wish you'd burn in hell but you made for a REALLY hot trap. I doubt I'll ever gay it up again with someone as hot as you.
Hello /r9k/.
I'm an asian american neet interested in becoming a trap. You guys here seem to be experts on the subject. Any tips, pre-made guides, or general advice?
>>29810558
buy stockings and panties that can fit your tiny weiner, shave your legs and start taking pictures. you'll effectively be a trap.
>>29810558
go to >>>/lgbt/
the faggots there may help you
dont make a new thread btw i hate that shit, just use the generals
do you have a small asian dick?
become a slave for my white cock
>Have one chance at life
>Born a fucking nigger
>>29809884
>have one chance at life
>born with curly, afro hair
i want to fucking die everyday
>have one chance in life
>whole family blonde hair and blue eyes, superb genes
>born with black hair and brown eyes
fuck my life
>TFW not a Tyrone and on track to get wizard powers in a couple years
>tfw kissless, handholdless virgin
>tfw 23
Is it too late?
>>29809645
Being dead is too late, you retard.
>>29809645
it's not too late to stop being a fuckin whinge about something useless.
>>29809686
This. I'm 24 and I'm a KV too. Don't see me bitching about it being too late. Don't give up, don't back down, change your approach.