Would you fuck Windows?
She's going to pass out inexplicably midway through though
Is this on /g/? I feel like it would be
I would love her tenderly in the missionary position
Why do NEETs tend to be conservative?
>>27271910
Because they "conserve" their lifestyle!
>>27271910
like a good conservative, they hate everything and everyone, especially themself
cause they're uneducated
Guys: ASS vs Titties, which do you prefer?FEMANONS: Are you self conscious about your tits being too small or too big? Post timestamped pic so we can console you with attention you crave
I'm an ass man myself, but sometimes tits can be better than ass.
Tits in my face will always get me going. I love boobs.
>>27271816
Y'know, I used to be partial to breasts on a woman during puberty. Ass I've grown older I have matured into a bonafide ass man. Funny how that works
Mommy may be serious This time!!!
>be me last night
>borrowed mommy's CC again and but $373.26 worth of vidya
>mommy storms in
>yells at me
>says I was wrong
>explain to mommy that she left her card out so I took it
>she takes my computer
Posting on my iPhone
>pawns it, gets more then that for it.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>27271804
>iphone
fuck the fuck off normie
>>27271804
Accept that you did the wrong thing and that now you're going to have to choose to either be homeless or go to school.
>>27271846
I did nothing wrong! She left her credit card out!!!
She is the one who pawned my computer
She is the one who did something wrong not me!!!
Why want you start licking anon, do I have to tell your friends that you raped me?
that's not a real vagina
>>27271785
>lol anon you don't want to have sex!? what are you, gay!? XD
>>27271785
>post op trannies
Can I get a femanon to do something on vocaroo for me?
I'll say what it is once I get some willing femanons. It's important.
I'll say something for you
>>27271688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz6OUIjtM6E
http://genius.com/Young-thug-best-friend-lyrics
I just need a femanon to rap this entire song on vocaroo
It would make my dik hard af boo
Still waiting fembot.
I care so paranoid about what people think about me that I'm concerned someone will post something negative about me on social media in the near future and the world will literally end. I know it's 100% irrational but I can't stop thinking about it. What do?
I don't know what to tell you bro. have something to drink.
>>27271426
Hmm, stop BLM first of all
>>27271515
Bureau of Land Management?
seriously just FUCK MY SHIT UP
... thread
>Be me
>?????
>FUCK MY SHIT UP
I WISH I WOULD GO AHEAD AND FUCK MY LIFE UP
>>27271662
TELL ME EVERYTHING MOTHERFUCKER
THEN CUT MY DICK OFF AND FEED IT TO THE NEIGHBOURS DOGS.
>hes doesn't fit the 6 rule
Might as well marry an asian
>>27271137
ok i'll bite... what's the 6 rule?
>>27271215
I dunno, but I think OP is referring to the 666 "ideal man" thing.
>at least 6 feet tall
>at least 6 inch dick
>at least 6 figure salary
>>27271399
>all of them
>still can't get a gf
JUST
>reminder that right-wing thought is the 'b urself' of political philosophies
>your average conservative is too wrapped up in his just world fallacy that he will go out of his way to blame you for all the problems in your life
>these people are going to be running the country soon
Just kill me now
>>27271063
It's not your fault, but it's not anybody else's responsibility, either.
>>27271127
>Society fucks people up, but its not society's responsibility to help them
Thanks for summing up capitalism so eloquently
Read Spengler's "Decline of the West", it'll give you a greater perspective than this left/right squabbling.
> 19
> shave your hair short, look in a mirror
> see this
FUCK
>you thought your life was hard already? I'm just gettin started with you bitch
>23
>stupid thick head of hair
>look 16
>complete with pubes on my face and bad acne
thanks senpai
that dude is actually pretty handsome desu
with my fucked up face i cant pull the balding look off
i want to be passionate about something, but I don't enjoy doing anything
i feel like if i were to start a hobby, it would just be for the sake of having a hobby, not because I actually enjoy it
please help
Not being passionate about anything in life and being addicted to our computers is what making us robots.
>>27270577
i don't want to be a robot
i want to kiss a girl one day
buy a telescope
Are there any women on the internet that you have an unhealthy/healthy obsession with?
Why or why not?
No, because I have no self confidence or self respect, and /r9k/ has bullied me into never being anything close to an orbiter.
>>27270353
The only thing I have an unhealthy obsession with is fast food! lol! #LosingWeight #Fitness
>>27270353
post this bitch without the fucking circle lens
Hey guys! Bandage here... Just wanted to let you all know that I have a boyfriend now!
We've been dating for just a week but we spend every moment with each other, he makes me so happy!
He's so cute and soooooooo sweet, I love it! We played video games together last night, and we were even in a Skype call together... if you don't know, that's actually a realllly big deal for me. That just means he's super special to me!
Anyway, I have to get back to work now, so I probably won't respond to this thread. Just wanted to let you all know!
Hello?! Is anyone there?! Respond!!!
>>27270250
You're not that tripfag from /b/ back then ?
>>27271129
No, I never posted on /b/. I used to lurk when I was younger but that's all.
The r/foreveralone chat room is a bunch of fucking normies and roasties who have been in relationships, have had sex before, ect. A bunch of special snowflakes who make excuses like "I have a bf but I feel soooo alone". Fucking joke. I used to go there a long time ago, and come back to see its still the same. They have no clue what true loneliness is.
Sounds like this place. There is no place for our kind.
>>27270209
That's proper fucked mate, I participated in discussion there 2 or 3 years ago when it was for people who'd actually been alone forever.
>>27270209
Sounds like women are on Reddit now.