>"But, like, what do you? I mean how can you be by yourself all the time? Don't you get lonely sometimes? Sorry if I'm being intrusive or anything, I just find it hard to imagine spending all my time alone. Hey, listen. Can I give you my number? I don't want to be annoying or anything but if you ever want to hang out with me then just call or text me, okay? I feel like there's a lot to you Anon, and I'd really appreciate the chance to be the person who gets to know you."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MRdtXWcgIw ]
>>27242994
end it desu senpai
after reading this i feel like shooting up a mall or something
fbi just take me now
>"Hey you know you can hold my hand if you want to. There we go, that's better! God Anon you're so reserved! Are you still worried I'm going to react badly or something if you make a move on me? Can I make a frank observation? Promise you won't be offended? Sure? Ok. You seem like you someone who doesn't understand that another might person might love them. Is that accurate?"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NPBIwQyPWE ]
Albums that women can't and will never be able to understand
They'll never get it
Obligblox
asdfss
After texting tons of females on various social network apps and all that shit. I realized that you faggots still existed. That's right, autistic manchildren I'm back to fuck with your shitty lives even more and hopefully convert some betas into some people who can obtain girls. Cause y'know why not also pic very related.
I knew this girl in real life by the way.
>tfw you autists won't wake up to a big booty gf unless I'm willing to give you help
It's like a human trying to help a sick dog but then...
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>>27206676
It wasn't online retards* Sorry typo there.
Here's your reply, retard.
Oh mighty kingblackchad can you please tell me how to get a girlfriend?
How do I overcome literally crippling shyness? I'm 18 now, almost 19, half way through my 2nd semester of college, never had a friend in my life except for one time when I was 8 because of it.
I get don't really get "anxiety", it's just extreme shyness. It's getting worse, almost to the point that I can't talk in text chat in games (lel). I have no idea why this is happening.
Too shy to talk to people, too shy to be looked at, too shy to go out in public, etc.. I haven't left the house without a hoodie and sweat pants in...
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>>27281700
You need friends or a gf to build you up.
>>27281735
The thing is I am too shy to make friends and shit. People talk to me but my shyness causes me to instinctively put an end to the talking as soon as possible, whether it's by walking away, giving one word answers dismissively, etc..
It's bad because it's instinct, almost like an addiction. You know it's bad but you can't help yourself and just do it anyway.
>>27281700
what kind of video games do you play
bird-chan thread, get in here
Finally a new bird-chan thread. Why did nobody make a new one?
I wonder how much pidgeon shit is caked into those clothes
>>27281238
I have no information about the subject
>be """""smart"""""
>parents expect me to be succesful
>i'm actually a dumb, lazy loser
>>27280707
I'm on the same boat, I'm on my third year of Uni and I feel like I haven't learned anything since HS
>>27280707
im the same, but i also do drugs so im pretty much a tier below you
Same here OP , So many people counting on me to get high grades and shit so many people to disappoint , its stressful
>Google image search "Labia"
>When you fucking see it
I figure you probably mean the roast beef sandwich picture but it's the diagram of the bartholin cyst that stands out to me. Had a little one a few years ago, was awful.
>>27280697
I want to suck on your titties
>actual roast beef sandwich
Yeah. I guess memes win again?
Can women have legitimate hobbies or political beliefs? Or is every single thing they do and pretend to be passionate about just another accessoire for them that they try to differentiate themselves from other women with to get admired by everyone as 'thinking' and deep and special?
>>27280579
What if my views arent common and are ridiculed rather than admired?
The only way you could ever have this mindset is if you've never talked to a woman before.
But that's why you're on /r9k/ in the first place.
>>27280579
They used to do sewing as a hobby. Also, the first issue women ever voted on was prohibition, so...
Femanons how do you honestly expect to compete with this? Do you see that gap? You aren't even 1/10th as attractive as this girl. You literally should just give up.
>>27280485
wow, really beautiful.
now I just hope her character ain't nasty.
Thigh gaps are the dumbest meme ever, I don't understand what the appeal is supposed to be. Tons of really hot girls don't have a gap.
>>27280485
Ej, there's nothing wrong with her but I'm not that into it. I'd rate her 8/10.
Who here /no future/ ?
>No job, coupled with a saturated job market
>No friends
>No idea what i will do in the future
>No skills
>No talents
>People pressuring me left and right to "find a job" in a market where they can't even find a job themselves
>People pressuring me left and right to "find a place to live" in a housing market...
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Basically those things, plus an anime addiction
>>27280381
>No friends
>No idea what i will do in the future
>No skills
>No talents
Accurate to my situation, I mean I'm trying to improve myself but I lack discipline so every time I open up CodeBlocks and SFML/C++ books I end up closing it 10 minutes later and opening FTL (goddamn this game is my crack, I'm not even that good at it) and star trek for the millionth time.
>>27280381
Same here, planning to kill myself instead of becoming homeless. so no problem i guess
My left nut's been hurting for 2 days now when I move, what the fuck is going on?
>>27280333
You've got testicular torsion, m8.
>>27280333
u habe c4ns3r b0ss
>>27280346
That's not testicular torsion, OP would not be posting on /r9k/ if it's testicular torsion.
It's probably testicular cancer, either way OP should go to the doctor immediately.
>>27280353
kill yourself
>Be a male.
>Have to be strong or risk losing respect.
>Can't show actual feelings at all.
>Have to enter Bateman mode psychopath to get anywhere.
>You must plan the first date because it's a social norm to do so.
>The first date is literally: don't talk about yourself and try to learn as much about her as possible.
>Lie about everything you can...
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>He fell for the red pill meme
0riginal c0mment
>>27280237
iktf
i dont know what else to say i just really know this feel.
it sucks
>>27280307
I'm trying to tell you this has been my life. I was castrated by my mother. My brothers and father too.
Mentally of course. For what reason I could not say. She did say she was raped as a child. Perhaps it's revenge for that.
I never knew how to be a man. I believed everything I was told.
That women didn't judge you based on your appearance.
That women weren't shallow.
That all I needed to do was just be myself, and be a nice person and I could get anyone I...
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Is anyone else here a compulsive lier? I make up stupid little lies all the time for no reason and I can't help myself.
I have the opposite problem in that I'm overly honest which usually works to my detriment.
>>27279246
>>27279261
I'm suffering both
I lie whenever someone asks me how I am feeling or if I have plans for the weekend. Otherwise I'm pretty honest.
Who /edm/ here?
>go to party
>not for 'friends', but for free drugs
>only about 4 other guys there
>I can make this work
>"H-hey guys, I got Spotify Premium, what do you guys want me to put on?"
>get all these old rock names that I can't be fucked to remember because it's nearly 4am
>don't want to be a dick so i sit through...
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Were you part of the party that laxative man destroyer of normies sabotaged?
>>27279258
>implying i'd be anywhere near roasties
What kind of normie do you take me for, anon?
OP you should look up
boy oh boy (kacper kawala remix) -diplo
You're like me I go to parties and I'm usually too cool for everyone there so I leave. They're lucky I gave them the chance
Are there any other jews on /r9k/? Why does 4chan hate us so much?
>>27278702
Why do you have a girl shaped nose?
you're cute as hell my guy
>>27278702
You don't look jewish at all.