>this ugly numale has a gf and you don't
What gives, robots?
>>27302650
I think he's kind of cute.
>>27302650
To be fair, he's decently talented. His music is one of my guilty pleasures, although it's a bit too whiny for me nowadays. But pretty good angsty high schooler with no friends tier music.
He only has a gf because of his success/status. So all robots need to do is become a successful and popular musician.
>>27302658
Yeah he's handsome IMO
>tfw just said "kek" in a text to a girl
WELP
i hope this is bait and not reality
>>27302611
>lol*
Or something like that
>>27302637
THIS
QUICKLY
> you remind him of his mum
> he fucks stacey up the bum
Stacy isn't a real thing. I'm fucking sick of how it's taken off on this board. There is no female equivalent of Chad. It doesn't matter if a woman is ugly or fat or autistic or shy or disfigured or crippled or fucking anything. Women can't be lonely, literally all of them will get offers from potential bfs every day of their life.
>chad sure loves to boast
>but he won't even sniff your roast
> you get stalked by beta bots
> chad's taking his pick of thots
How can I work up the courage to kill myself? All I do is play video games and hurt people, my life is a pathetic selfish joke. I just gave away my game account so I now have nothing to live for but I still can't go through with it. I have a knife now but cutting is just too violent for me I can't bring myself to do it, I can't hang myself either I'm too fucking stupid to tie the rope and would have to do it from my tree out the front. Is there a painless way to kill myself I'm too stupid to realise that I can do right now? I don't have a gun. Please...
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>I'm a girl
stopped reading.
>I'm a girl you all already want me dead so please help me.
That's exactly why I wont help you. Enjoy your pathetic life normie bitch.
>>27302511
You can buy a .45 caliber pistol made by Hi point for less than $200 usd. The guns are fuck ugly but are actually quite rugged. I suggest buying one to off your self with. I have one and I am just waiting for the right time. I will attempt to get disability two more times. If and when that fails I am shooting my self. I think most people would understand how hopeless my situation was after that.
anyone else spend an unhealthy amount of time thinking about the girls who showed interest in you in high school who you were too pussy to pursue? my life would be so much better if I had
Me too man. I even have dreams about them.
yes. not as much as i used to, since it's torture. i'm convinced if i had a gf in high school things would've turned out better since that has always been my main insecurity.
>>27302386
If I had a girlfriend in high school, I likely would've actually gotten a circle of friends, who I could have potentially gotten close to, who I could still know now. Even if we were to drift apart, I would actually know what having close friends is even like and I would have a better idea of how to make them. If I had a girlfriend then, I would be more prepared to have one now. If I had a girlfriend then, I wouldn't have the insecurity you mentioned about never being in a relationship and I would have...
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>took a shit ton of MDMA this weekend
>now I want to die
help me
Serves you right, normalfag junkie faggot.
>>27302256
It doesn't get any better, sorry
>>27302256
Why do you want to die? Come down to harsh?
The fuck happened to this place? Serious question.
I leave for 6 months because all the annoying normalfag and >fembot feeelz threads were making me suicidal and somehow since my absence this place has gotten worse. There's a "fembot" thread with 200+ replies full of attention whoring succubi posting pictures of themselves, giving earnest responses about their boyfriends, sex, children and other completely normalfag shit and not a single person called them out for being disgusting succubi normans. What the fuck. That's not to mention all the other...
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>>27302014
Everyone graduated to Wizchan, leaving the normies to slowly descend into madness and self deprecation.
Normies are like a parasite, destroying communities. Nothing new.
>>27302014
Join us.
It's nice.
99% of women that interact on here have given nudes or show there nude bodies to robots
how does this make you feel.
i don't expect anything any more. so i guess i don't care.
Only those who go for the skype groups, gf bf threads, etc. and the men going for them are just as annoying attentionwhores.
I know there are decent girls lurking here, but that does not matter. You wont meet them and they wont care to meet you.
I blame the 99% of thirsty fucks that ask for their nudes! Holy shit, you all are pathetic
Do you think is your own fault you have this life?
>>27301820
>Do you think is your own fault you have this life?
Oh, I know it's my fault completely. I was the one who cut off contact from my acquaintances in high school, I was the one who decided to stop trying in college, I am the one who made my life a complete failure and who does nothing to turn it around.
But why change? I like living this way. Even if I made 100k I would probably still come home and browse 4chan till I fall asleep. Nothing in my life would change, I wouldnt...
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Yes. I could have had plenty of girls before in the past, but had no self esteem. The one girlfriend I did have my senior year ran me into the ground and never even threw any pussy my way. After that I did a shit ton of drugs in college and almost flunked out several times. Now 23 years old I'm still a complete nutjob dxm junkie and therapy isn't helping.
>>27301820
No. But it is my responsibility.I am fucked.
I'm making a game called NEET Simulator. What sorts of experiences should I set out to recreate? What parts of NEET life best translate into a game?
>>27301805
just boot up the sims and create a character that browses 4chan all day, jacks off a few times, eats cheap processed food and then goes back to sleep
Maybe a battling negative thoughts portion.
Maybe finding a hiding when there's a knock on the door.
Struggle to get out of bed.
Struggle to fall asleep.
Maybe Braving a walk to the gas station at night?
Doing chores...
>>27301835
>>27301839
hahaha good bants wagies, but let's be real here. no true NEET superman lives like that.
there should be something like an option between working on a symphony and going to wageslave's house to fuck his wife. that would be very realistic.
learn to cook
it will make you healthier
it will make you knowledgeable
it will make you faceable
playing to stereotypes, the degenerates we call women go to taco bell for fine dining these days - THATS YOUR COMPETITION
Usually I would shit on you for making a "better yourself you faggots" thread but I learned to cook last Summer and it's awesome.
>>27301533
all lies. learning how to cook will leave you miserable.
>>27301533
I don't really know how to cook, I just follow recipes I look up online without absorbing any knowledge.
It is depressing fucking reading. is life this horrible for most peole in their 20s, or are you a special group of extreme fuckups?
Fucking glad I never had a kid.
I spent a long time getting from poor to not-so-poor, and my loyal wife stayed with me the whole time. She is sweet and actually loves me, even if she is old now too like me. I occasionally think of getting a cute early-20s sugar baby for pure sex, but after reading this board, I am starting to think all wimmen under age 30 or so are severely damaged psychopaths who would drag me into their world of...
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Oh look, it's one of those "look how sorry all you fuckers are" threads.
We know, fuck off.
>>27301437
>are you a special group of extreme fuckups?
It's mostly this to be honest senpai
>>27301437
Are you from My Posting Career?
>I am starting to think all wimmen under age 30 or so are severely damaged psychopaths
They are, and you can thank social media and smart phones.
Who ACTUALLY depressed here.
I'm fucking tired all the time, I never go to any of my classes because of this. But I don't care anymore because I plan on offing myself this summer
Share your problems robots.
I dont fear death anymore.
>tfw depression has started manifesting itself physically in the form of constant muscle fatigue
I'm only still alive out of guilt and cowardice. Every sober minute is agony, but drugs just protract this sad shitshow.
I think I'm ready to try the actual meds, but I don't honestly expect them to work.
What do you typically order from the following fast food restaraunts
>McDonalds
>Wendys
>Burger King
>Arbys.
>Checkers
>IN n Out
>Popeyes.
>McDonalds
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No fast food connoisseurs here?
>>27301257
>>27302036
I used to live the fast-food life between age 19 and 25. It was awful.
When I finally gave up fast food, soda, cigarettes, and sugar in general, I lost like 45 pounds.
>McDonalds
Literally haven't been there in at least 16 years. Hate the place, it's disgusting.
>Wendys
Go there maybe 3 times a year. Tendies and maybe chili.
>Burger King
Go there once every 2 years maybe. Jr whopper.
>Arbys.
Go there once every 5 years. Roast beef sandwiches.
>Checkers
Don't have these, never been.
>IN n Out
Go there 4-5 times a year....
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Is anybody else here literally robotic? I find myself doing and saying things in a very robotic way. It's almost like everything is surreal and dysphoric. Please tell me I'm not alone
>>27301251
I'm really obsessed with doing everything by the rules or the book, and I have a hard time caring about the idle chit chat people tend to have with one another. I suppose that's robotic.
>>27301251
I guess, this is me irl
>DOES NOT COMPUTE
>MALFUNCTION
>ENGAGE LAUGHTER TOWARDS ABSURD SITUATION
>>27301304
I can't tell if you really do this or you are saying that I don't