Shitty university thread
If you go to a uni for rejects post here.
This is fucking awful bait.
At least choose a somewhat shit uni like asu or qmul.
>going to an ex polytechnic
>2016
Why op?
>>27321427
I did, but I dropped out after two years because I hated it. I later got into another Russell Group uni but in a smaller town, and now I have close friends, a very cute gf, and because everyone is so cheap and everyone lives so close I go out every weekend. Going to Soton is one of the best decisions I've ever made and I've never been happier in my life.
>mommy's ready to kick me out soon
Any tips from robots who have been in my shoes?
Work at Walmart, live in a studio for a bit.
Start from there.
don't forget to breath
Kill yourself and make her kick out a dead body
do women find big pectoral muscles attractive on men?
No, but men do.
>>27321238
that's what i thought. cardio body is win, not gym body.
only his pecs got larger
this is the best body type = small to no peqs.
>"Hey son, I bet all the girls at university love you!"
All the girls think I'm a creepy fucking freak.
>>27321086
What did you do to be called such a thing anon?
>>27321169
I can tell by the way females look at me, by how none of them ever talk to me, and when they do, it's in a patronizing manner. They either express contempt or disgust with their glances. Any male that is not attractive is a creepy fucking creep to them. I ought to slay every single one of them.
So I finally gave in and got a smartphone.How do I use this thing to have fun like all the cool kids? How do you robots use your smartphones? Aren't you afraid of the botnet overlords knowing your every move and position at any second?
Already downloaded some music and wallpapers. Now looking for decent apps.
>>27320929
>How do I use this thing to have fun like all the cool kids?
Don't try to do that.
>How do you robots use your smartphones?
I just use them for phone stuff, light internet browsing, multimedia, and GPS.
>Aren't you afraid of the botnet overlords knowing your every move and position at any second?
You can turn off location tracking, WiFi, etc. As for other stuff such as apps fucking with your contacts...
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>how do you robots use your smartphones?
All I do is browse /r9k/ on my phone
>>27320929
I have a rooted android phone
It's p useful
I like using the offline GPS with Osmand and taking pics
> Aren't you afraid of the botnet overlords knowing your every move and position at any second?
You can turn the phone off dumbass
It's my birthday at 12:01, guys.
Happy birthday to me.Heres to another year of depression with no one to love
who the fuck still has Bday parties?
jesus, also happy birthday anon
Happy Birthday anon
Enjoy your day qt
>>27320895
Happy birthday, Anon. Here's to a better year. Cheers.
Anyone here ever go full grand autismo and hit a girl before? if so how was that like?
my mom
she kept pushing me then broke my xbox then slapped me, I slapped her back, but didn't understand my own retard strength.
In short, I backhanded her, and cut open her head a bit.
>>27320825
>high school
> fat roasty skag everyone inexplicably likes
>she rags on everyone including her in-crowd
>be me
>quiet
>draw a lot and read a lot
>chads fuck with me on the regs
>one such model takes a sheaf of papers out of my hand
>some...
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>>27321282
Jesus Christ, what was the aftermath?
This actually is a pretty good point. Some of you guys should read this and grow up.
>>27320678
No. Fuck off corporate shill.
>taking guidance from Kayne is a good idea
lel
>>27320678
Well I'm not a fucking ape.
>Guy asks me for 1.50$ to help him pay for bus fare
>Give him 3 dollars instead
Who else /seraphic/ here?
i wish i could fly, but my wings have been so deniIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIed
>beta kid is crying alone at lunch
>give him 10 bucks to buy some food
Felt good desu
>walking to class through a crosswalk
>guy in his car calls me over
>hey man, he says, I got drunk last night and changed the password on my computer. Where's a computer lab around here?
>over there man I say and point, but just give me your number and I'll come to your place and fix it.
>I give him mine
>two hours later he calls me and I don't answer because I'm nervous
Why does the whole manlet meme even exist to begin with? What's there to collectively gain from kicking those who are already down?
Can someone for the love of god explain?
>>27320523
ive never understood it either. pisses me off because I'm 6'2 and my best friend is 5'7 and he gets depressed about his height all the time
>>27320523
It's just normalfags stirring shit.
Half the faggots on here makong fun of manlets might be tall but theyre still autistic lanky miserable robots. Making fun of some one else makes them feel better about themselves for a minute or two
How exactly do male pornstars do this kind of stuff without busting? Is being a male pornstar not all it's cracked up to be?
>>27320405
>tongue piercing
Dropped.
>>27320405
Heroin
Lwkwk
Multiple scenes. I'm guessing they bust sometimes so they just edit it out and wait for him to get hard again.
Also viagra.
my oneitis got BLACKED and had a baby
I'm still waiting for her though. I honestly don't care how that makes me look because true love is just true love.
>>27320277
Have fun raising little jermanium as your own while he resents you and his mummy still fucks niggers behind your back and Little J steals from you daily
>>27320277
too bad she already found her true love you dumb cuck
your oneitis look like a man that transitioned
What's the quickest suicide method, robots?
you already know that answer famlam
don't do it silly goose desu
shotgun in mouth, 45 degree angle
>this is the closest thing to interaction a female has done to me in several months
Seriously, how do you meet people? Not just "go outside".
I go to college and bike but I still never see an opportunity for as much as a "hello".
any interesting clubs at your school?
i work for the school newspaper at mine
Wait, the" X has downloaded a photo" meme is actually real?!?
>>27320219
Ahhh shiet cuh u fked up
any tips on LSD???
>>27320125
Monkeys and insects
Get some whip its to heighten the experience
Never dose high without a sitter
Benzodiazepines on hand in case things go south