How many of you guys grew up hearing feminist maxims like "women can do anything men can do" and stuff like that
so you took it to the conclusion that "men can do anything women can do" and wound up acting extremely feminine, wanting to play with dolls, etc
which led to your parents hating you and other kids (both boys and girls) tearing you a new asshole because you were a girly boy?
And you got so pissed off/upset because it was your parents and the school who told you that gender roles don't matter, and then when you acted like...
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>>27325954
No, I grew up watching war movies and playing with toy guns. Then I burned shit and played with fireworks, got pellet guns, then got real guns.
No I lift weights and own seven guns.
I did own one barbie, but she was the town whore for my GI Joes to fuck. I'm completely serious.
>>27325989
How did you even know what whores were when you were a kid?
I didn't find out until I was like 13.
>>27326007
I watched westerns with my Grandpa all the time. He owned a farm and I went around with my pellet gun killing things with the two farm border collies. I killled a turtle once and they made me walk to the creek and throw it in as punishment. I felt sorry for it afterwards. I didn't feel bad for the snakes or birds though.
I thought the kids that I grew up with in the suburbs were pussies because I lived like Huck Finn every summer. Growing up on westerns also made me really individualistic and prideful.
hello /r9k/ ive noticed that youre all fucking pathetic. I used to be like you and now im your so called "chad" and life has never been so good. youre only pathetic because you havent experienced life yet.
thats why im here.
I can help you get anything, girls, money, a job, a life.
Ask away. doing this because i feel sorry for you.
can you help me find a new personality?
this is starting to be like some kinda shitty alt-comedy routine done by bored teens. it's getting overdone. get with the times and pick up on wagie and neetposting familia
>>27325155
Decent chadpost. I give you a 3/10
If you woke up one day and all other people in the world had suddenly vanished without a trace. Meaning you are left to your own wishes and devices. What would you do? Where would you go and explore?
>>27325128
This sceanrio is perfect for a tv show.
Right?RIGHT!?
>>27325128
i'd go to the best medical labs and shit related and teach myself into science so i can create some cool stuff and start body modding to become a futa
once i get that down i'd just watch all the best porn the net has to offer until i feel like 420 blazing it into a dreamscape then going to live in a yakuza mansion in japan
>>27325128
Probably just kill myself. Sounds terrible. Doesn't help that I'm stuck on a shitty island country, it would be damned hard to get anywhere interesting.
What happens to be your thoughts on this robots?
>>27324088
My thoughts are, if they didn't treat women like shit someone else would, and they would get laid less. Having compassion for someone you have no connection to is retarded, and anyone who thinks you should treat a random woman the same as your sister must be poor as shit from donating to africa as much as they give to their families.
Not completely fair. There are legitimate reasons to not want your friend to date your sister. Not because you're predatory, but because if the relationship ends badly, you're put in an awkward position where you're pressured to take sides between two people you care about.
Reminds me of how women like to twist anything critical that men say into "you're just insecure!" They have nothing substantial to argue so they react to what they're given and complain.
It has nothing to do with us thinking we're all misogynists or womanizers. Even if there was one guy in your group who was like that, it would have nothing to do with the discomfort that comes with a friend hitting on your relative. It's about the division between family life and friend life. You behave differently with your friends, you confide in them, you live in a different sphere of life when you're with your friends. You don't want that shit getting messed with by family business.
It's like the Seinfeld where Elaine starts hanging out with George's fiance and he flips the fuck out because "worlds collide"; it's just uncomfortable when your friend starts fucking around in a different, highly personal space of your life.
>black customer comes in
>can't stop thinking: don't call them a nigger, don't call them a nigger, don't call them a nigger...
>>27320685
This thread proves that, too much 4chin can kill you
>black customer comes in
>please don't chimpout, please don't chimpout, please don't chimpout
>he's respectful and enthusiastic about the product he purchases despite being adorned with tattoos, funny nice guy
>5'2 lighter skinned black girl walks in
>sigh of relief internally
>she chimps out because she thinks I'm helping the white customer that came in before...
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>>27320810
Daaaaaaaaamn Daniel, back at it again with the WHITE VANS!!
xDDDDD
Ey yo I got this
But I don't want this
Trying to rap without beets
'cause I'm just a crippled NEET
Spend all day
on /r9k/
Spend my GBP on some new CDs
But I got no love and I got no weed
I just want a pretty girl to be my waifu
but I'm posting on 4chan cause I got no laifu
>>27327426
HEY
HEY
You dumb bitch stop complainin
Now the real mic master has came in
I spit lyrics like fire
Dont call me no liar
Cause this wagecuck is feeling great
Ill kill every NEET I see
From NEET A to NEET Z
Aint not motherfucker getting pity
Sorry NEETs but this cuck is feeling shitty
AYO AYO WE FINNA DO IT
You can find me on r9k
Shit posting night and day
Either way, i stay away
From interacting with normies, ay
See a qt and my anxiety rises
She entices, theres no surprises
My spaghetti is imminent
She tries to get intimate
Oh shit, gotta go
I think i left on the stove
Go and post
About how i hate bitches and hoes.
>>27327555
>Sorry NEETs but this cuck is feeling shitty
I don't doubt it little buddy
Bet your boss makes you feel cruddy
I got the memories, like a ghost in my head
Of my son-of-a-bitch-boss that made me wish I was dead
Can't say I don't miss stackin' up them dollas
but it's nice not to hear boss's stupid fuckin' hollas
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>That sweet relaxing sensation of nicotine coursing through my veins as I take a drag of my first cigarette in the morning.
lol nicotine doesn't even get you high you retarded faggot
>>27327418
Neither does caffeine, cocaine, adderall
Nicotine stimulant, it keeps you alert
Cigarettes are one of the worst ways to get glorious, wonderful nicotine.
I still smoke but it's objectively an inferior route of ingestion. Cancer-causing, expensive, and bad-smelling.
>There are people who seriously think Feminism wants to enslave men
You guys are paranoid. Feminism is bad but will never be that extreme
>>27327070
They don't want to enslave us. I see feminism as a way to justify the women's natural self worth and importance over that of a man.
that is dumb desu
feminism is stupid and cancerous but not because it wants to "enslave men" or w/e
>>27327070
>will never be that extreme
someone screencap this and print it on lightscribe disc, paper and stone tablets.
Why the fuck do i have herpes?
>>27327033
because you sucked random dicks to get into that club to try to talk stacey
>>27327033
you kissed your mom
Did you kiss Cindy?
I don't want to go to work, can I hang here with you guys?
Nobody wants to go to work, but we do it anyway because otherwise we get fucked up the ass and never get a job again. Be grateful someone was willing to employ you in the first place.
>>27326587
My take on you m8, you're fucked up. Life fucked you over. You've got some anger to deal with. Hey, we're all fucked up. I am fucked up on so many levels it's fucking terrifying, so thank God you're only talking to me on the Internet. You wanna know how I got the girl I've been with for over a year now, longest relationship in my life? I started taking care of myself. I started living with myself. Being with another person is a luxury, not a necessity. You have to learn how to live with...
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>>27326587
Sure. Hop in.
You don't get women because you're autistic nerds who never leave the house. How about getting an education and a decent job? People more or less date within their economic class. With an income of 0 dollars, you could only date women of that class.
I could not possibly care less how much money a woman makes. It doesn't factor into whether I like her or not.
I'd be fine dating women with zero dollars. In fact we'd probably be able to relate to each other better than if she were rich.
>>27326527
Youre right about the autistic nerd part but i have a job and im well off. Im just a 4/10 and super awkward
>>27326584
My take on you, you're fucked up. Life fucked you over. You've got some anger to deal with. Hey, we're all fucked up. I am fucked up on so many levels it's fucking terrifying, so thank God you're only talking to me on the Internet. You wanna know how I got the girl I've been with for over a year now, longest relationship in my life? I started taking care of myself. I started living with myself. Being with another person is a luxury, not a necessity. You have to learn how to live with...
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>be me 24 year old neet
>drop out of uni when I was 18, because of the eyes
>never had a job, too afraid I might fail at one
>trying to turn my life around
>going back to uni
>eyes come back
>trying to find a job
>all the jobs revolve around interacting with people or are very difficult
how do you people live this life?
Go back to uni, anon.
I have the exact same problem as you and I'll study web development this autumn so that I don't have to get a normie job.
>>27326493
>how do you people live this life?
My take on you, you're fucked up. Life fucked you over. You've got some anger to deal with. Hey, we're all fucked up. I am fucked up on so many levels it's fucking terrifying, so thank God you're only talking to me on the Internet. You wanna know how I got the girl I've been with for over a year now, longest relationship in my life? I started taking care of myself. I started living with myself. Being with another person...
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eyes? what? please explain
I was trying to buy 4 ACO DMT from a reserach chemical vendor, 1 gram for 75 bucks. But I accidentally fucked up. I got 70 bucks worth of bitcoin for 95 bucks, and sent them 70 bucks not seeing I was missing 5 dollars. What the fuck should I do? I tried emailing them saying how I screwed up, but I'm not sure what I should do at this point, should I just forget it ever happened and let them have the money or should I actually try gaining it back? I feel like I just made a big mistake and never should have attempted this.
pls halp me robots
Wait, can't you just message them saying you accidentally sent five dollars less and will deposit the extra five dollars immediately?
Also, even if you somehow can't send the extra five dollars in bitcoins, if the dude is a high-rated seller he'll probably just take off a little bit of the product, or maybe even send you the full amount so he can get a positive review.
> Take one sip - and you won't age anymore.
> Take two sips - and you will be purged from all sickness.
> Take three sips - and you will never ever die.
So, what shall you choose, my robotic friends?
>>27325877
What if I take 3 sips and then fly a spaceship into the Sun?
>>27325885
You will resurrect at the nearest habitable place - on Earth.
>>27325905
>tfw in danger of being locked up by scientists for all of eternity
When feeling a bit down what do you guys listen to??? I tend to listen to pic related though I will admit it is a meme album, though almost every track is good in it!!! What about you guys?
>>27325740
This thread is really pure
>>27325740
its the best when the kid plays the gitar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIqVCJWSoeE
Why does every person on this board listen to vaporwave, cloud rap, and/or Death Grips? Makes me embarrassed to actually like this kind of stuff when autistic idiots like yourselves listen to this.