>tfw evaded the police on my motorcycle last night
>was being chased for a good while by a cop who just didn't want to give up
>eventually let me go when he saw me cutting through other cars are very high speeds and running red lights
>tfw expecting a knock on the door and to walk out in handcuffs.
i wish i was able to be a good boy
>>27338109
why'd you run? drunk? drugs? FYI you can report your motorcycle stolen.
>>27338129
suspended license, 18 month suspension. I would have had my bike impounded costing thousands and sent to jail.
i'm only in my twenties and life is going down the shitter.
r9k is monitored by the FBI Enjoy Your V&
>don't subvocalize unless i force myself too
>have never met in my entire life someone who was wired the same way
>not even on the fucking internet
>my existence has become a meme that /lit/ memes about
>basically everyone on 4chan that says they don't subvocalize actually does.
>truly forever alone
>>27338090
I don't understand. How is it bad or weird to not subvocalize? I don't make vocal noises at all unless there's someone that I purposely want to hear it.
>>27338163
I don't think you understand.
When you read, do you read the words silently in your head?
That is subvocalization.
that is what 99.9999% of people do
I have never, EVER done that in my life unless i consciously force myself to.
>>27338435
You read everything out loud?
Did you know people used to do that throughout most of history. I remember hearing that it was only relatively recently that people got into the trend of reading in their head. Everyone used to read everything aloud.
Got no source for that, though. Can't even remember where I heard it.
male red flags
>he uses the internet all day
>he has anxiety
>he torrents things
>he doesn't follow men's fashion
>he watches anime
>he plays video games
>he has no friends
>he stays inside most of the time
>he's alone most of the time
>he's...
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Only the last 5 don't apply to me
IF YOU ARE A GIRL IN 2016 RED FLAGS
>Overweight
OH NO, SHE IS CURVY. REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES. SKINNY BITCHES ARE ANOXREXIC AND GROSS.
>Ugly
WHO GIVES MEN THE RIGHT TO JUDGE WEATHER OR NOT A WOMEN CONSENTS TO MALE JUDGEMENT
>Has anxiety
OH SHE IS PMS'ing IT IS NOT HER FAULT! SHE HAS PROBLEMS! RESPECT HER FOR WHO SHE IS! SHE IS BEAUTIFUL ON THE INSIDE!!!!
>Lives with parents
SHE IS A QUEEN AND DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE CONTROLLED BY A...
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only 3 don't apply
Not skeleton
Don't torrent
Don't watch anime.
But yeah I wouldn't date myself
How do I become a Chad?
I'm done with the robot lifestyle.
Don't wear make up. You'll look like a fag.
>>27337426
diet, lifting, being good at fashion (no /fa/), good hairstyle, charisma, no social anxiety or insecurities, limited internet use (1 hour a day maximum), lots of going out and socializing with strangers effortlessly
>>27337458
What about under eye concealer? I have really dark circles.
>there are people here who prefer creamy over crunchy peanut butter
Might as well start sucking dick and wearing a tutu.
>>27337422
It's creamy for PB&J and Crunchy if you just want a peanut butter sandwich.
If I wanted peanuts I'd just eat fucking peanuts.
>>27337472
It's not a can of nuts. I know you can't get enough of Dick in your life, but calm the fuck down. It's just creamy peanut butter with some crunch to it.
Today I saw a rabbit outside. He looked so happy. He was nibbling grass.
Why can't I be as happy as a rabbit in a field of grass?
because what you own ends up owning you
>>27337397
Because instead of being happy you're talking about something else that is happy being.
>>27337397
Because nobody will ever love us as much as that rabbit loves eating grass.
I'm 19 turning 20 in July and feel pathetic for still living at home.
I have $7,000 dollars in savings. Where do I go and what do I do?
You should see how pathetic you feel living at home as 28...
You should stay home and try to land a well-paying job.
Can't tell if bait or genuinely naive.
Where did it all go wrong for you? Why are you such a mess?
I just couldn't make friends and college and lost all my friends from high school. I'm anxious and all alone.
>>27337373
Birth. I have a fucked up skeletal system. I'm a man with the hips of a woman. I can't dress like a regular human male. I only recently realized. Planning on killing myself once I work up the courage or my life becomes sufficiently miserable. Who wants proof?
>>27337387
Me.
Originalo family.
How the fuck do you reinvent yourself?
I'm tired of being me.
>>27337366
Shave your head and start going to the gym. If you wear glasses get contacts
>>27337366
just be yourself bro, works everytime!
>>27337366
You read a poem by Bukowski called "No leaders, please", which deals with this.
Then you open a habitica profile and start planning and building new habits, one habit at a time.
Slowly progress to any direction (you're just tired of being yourself, but you're not sure of who do you want to be yet) changing little by little, push it forward if it feels right (e.g., change your haircut slightly, then go for a full mohawk if you want).
And you stop giving a fuck. Nonetheless,...
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HAH
Dumb terrorist thinking i would be impressed with 30 deaths in brussels after the attacks in france xD
Will they never learn? xD
ALLAHU AKBAR XDXD
>>27337163
How old are you? like 14? must be underage b&
There's nothing funny about terrorism it's terrible. Radical Islam is terrible. It's not funny just shows how immature you are
People died, show some respect
>>27337207
>People died, show some respect
Fuck off normalfag.
>>27337248
makign fun of normalfags is cool but it's cool to dial it back a bit when things like this happened. it's a tragedy however you look at it
>First day starting first job after being NEET for years
>Only IRL friend works there
>Manager tells me I'm slow and that my friend is great to talk to but I should work faster
>mfw want to cry then kill myself
>mfw my array of mental disorders triggered by this statement
>>27337160
What job are you doing?
>>27337179
Local chain pizza place. Feel fucking terrible now. Basically told me I'm a worthless fuck.
i feel the pain. i have an anxiety disorder and a pretty bad depressive disorder that makes criticism harder for me to utilize.
salute to you, anon. hope things work out.
I just want a bf that can talk with me about funny threads we saw on 4chan. Is that too much to ask?
>>27337129
no
got a skype?
>>27337173
no, I don't have skype
Will you be my girlfriend even if i'm ugly?
>got in a fight with my mom over the way I organize my own clothes in my own dresser in my own room
>I am 20 years old
>mom micromanages every aspect of my life and never lets me do anything my way
>defends herself by saying it's only a """""suggestion""""" (read: she literally went in my room, rearranged my shit, then argued with me when I tried to change it back)
>she...
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>>27337025
Dare I ask why you haven't moved out yet?
>>27337039
probably has no motivation or job due to the learned helplessness of living with an overbearing single mom
>20
>Living with single mother
>Doesn't contribute in any way
>Wants you to do things a certain way
Wow life is hard
do you ever go to parties?
>You know, I really completely understand how that weird french guy..
shit, is this a Camus reference?
>>27337236
Yup. The Stranger is the book.
athletic clothing? here people are swag or classy, or no pussy for you.
How long do you have until the isolation completely fucks you up?
idk but i think i'm starting to lose it.
>lived completely alone in a apartment my dad was paying for with no job or friends.
>It took 7 months until I ended up in a mental hospital diagnosed with skitzophrenia.
>I basically sat around watching house seasons 1-8 at least 3 times and playing the kingdom heart remix games.
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You got 3 years until the serious shit starts to kick in, OP. In my 5th year now and I'm unreavelling.