What kind of condoms do you use, robots?
>using condoms
lmao, why?
Mysize 60/64 or Pasante King Size
Trash bag
Straight robots answer this: If you could click this button and instantly turn into a 10/10 qt girl, would you ?
Also state the reason for your answer.
>>27375477
>10/10 qt girl
yes. i'd do it without a second thought.
living life on easy mode? you'd have to be an idiot to not pass that up. literally the only downside is if you are an 11/10 supreeme godess and this is a downgrade.
>>27375520
>wanting to get fucked by men
>wanting to live on easy mode and not working your way to the top by your own sweat and blood
fuck outta here faggot
>>27375477
Yes.
I want to fuck tons of guys as a girl.
Not as a man.
Watching porn did this to me
>post comment
>0 replies
>thread dies immediately
>make a new thread
>0 replies
>thread gets archived
make it STOP
>still 0 replies
time to go kill myself
>>27375544
a-at least i got dubs r-right
i know that feel too OP
How does /r9k/ deal with the manlet curse?
>>27375365
you can kys?
idk i am 6'2 so I've never had a problem
kappa
>tfw 5'8" and 130 lbs
>tfw no one cares
I hide it by dressing fashionable and having a beard. I probably should put on some more muscle though, w/e
>>27375365
shut up op, that manlet gets more pussy than that lanklet irl
and nobody on /r9k/ gets pussy, regardless of their height
How's it going? What's on your mind?
What are you listening to?
>>27301178
I'm at school wasting time shitposting before skipping a few classes to shitpost off of my desktop...
>>27301207
what are you going to school for?its actually not original
I'm getting ready to school, and later to work since I'm an ESL teacher.
I'm drinking some bulletproof coffee (that's coffee with coconut oil and butter, quiet tasty actually)
I'm listening to Sum 41 greatest hit.
Boy, oh boy, today's going to be a good day.
Anyone else really want to get into fight?
I don't mind getting beat up, I just want the thrill of fighting someone hand to hand.
its the best feeling, kek
>Go to ghetto
>call a nigger a nigger
there you go op glhf
>be manlet
>99.9999999999999999% chance I'm going to get killed by getting bea
If you do not have a job in a STEM field (Medicine and Education included) then you should kill yourself because you are contributing nothing to humanity
>>27375159
but i assemble cars u faggot so i do contribute to humanity
I really want one but the only jobs here I'm qualified for either
>pay so little I can't live
>mathematical modeling for insurance companies trying to screw people
Do theatre nurses come under medicine? Probably not.;_;
Post songs suited for an hero.
Pic related.
https://youtu.be/T8WCE00OuZo
philip glass - koyaanisqatsi
>>27375153
That's suited for an hero? Not even.
https://youtu.be/G-Vg2YS-sFE
Also if you need something chill more than something that encourages you :
Watermusic II - basinski
https://youtu.be/pX_jySkFIK4
>Read article on news site reminding people to "turn your alarm off tomorrow"
>Legitimately confused
>Apparently it's a wageslave thing
Anyone care to explain?
>>27375123
Kek, thanks man
that ain't a thing, us kekkies don't get time off or we'll get fired
>not posting the article
At least you tried (?)
My normie fucking roommate killed a bunch of cockroaches and left their corpses all over the apartment, and won't clean them up. Dubs decide how I repay him.
Kill him, show him the cockroach's pain
>>27375105
Make him a smoothie
Use the meat, don't be rude
Kill his friends and refuse to clean their corpses up
Hey uncle anon, I didn't see you there. I'm just stretching for my date tonight
>>27375095
*slaps her face*
*pushes her on the ground while she starts crying and whimpering in fear*
I always knew you were a fucking whore
You'll never be a girl, nephew.
why do you need so stretch for a date little boy?
>Stop complaining and just LIFT anon!
>Change yourself and girls will want you!
>>27300920
He's on his way. And girls will probably already take notice of him.
>>27300920
>girls
>lifting for girls
>not lifting for boys to practice foridk_
>>27300920
at least pick someone who looks like he actually lifts
1. How many times do you masturbate per week?
2. How long does it take you to cum from the moment you start masturbating?
5 times a week, never more than once a day.
about 5-10 minutes
>>27374997
like everyday, snd I haven't been able to it's too intense, feel as if I'm going to pass out
>>27374997
1-3daily
max 1min
why and how do so many people find a purpose in life by simply getting a job and family?? how the fuck are they able to do it, to simply exist in their small world and be happy while doing it?
why can't I and so many robots do it? why do I need some grand purpose like in a fantasy book or game that's impossible to have in the modern world or else I might just be a sheep waiting to be slaughered? I have zero motivation to do anything, because everything is inherently pointless. There's nothing worth living and fighting for and I really couldn't give...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
you're just smarter than them
they're smallminded
>>27374852
of course I'm not, they're the ones who're happy or at least not sucidal
they're much smarter, the question is why
>>27374836
You're just stupider than them and can't seperate fantasy from reality even as an adult.
Anyway with a full time job and kids you don't have time to think about it.
Is anyone else here literally afraid of sex?I am
>>27374726
I was before I did it a few times
You just gotta take that pussy off the pedestal
I'm worried that if I get naked they'll change their mind.
I'm not obese, just a bit overweight but I'm worried they'll think I'm a chad or something.
Also what if I bust a nut super early?
I've had sex a couple times and never enjoyed it. My fear is that the girl won't enjoy it either and will make fun of me to her friends.