Why don't you just date a single mom? She'd Iove you for who you are.
>>27320994
Can you fucking stop SHIT FUCK
>date single mom
>chad keeps coming back into her life fucking shit up because of the kid
no
>>27320994
She'll love you like an ATM.
May we have a thread for discussing boys that are feminine?
>tfw will never be a cute feminine boy
>tfw no one abducted me as a little boy and put me on hormones to make the perfect maid
>>27320587
what about them senpai im listening
Feminine dudes are great. Androgyny in general can be pretty fantastic.
So robots, can you maintain eye contact?
Depends. But I usually switch between looking at their eyes/mouth and around. It just seems really weird to stare people dead in the eyes the whole time. Or is that what normal people are supposed to do?
holy tits bro could you have taken a worse photo? i cant read half the words
I can make eye contact for hours, the problem is I don't know when in a conversation it's natural to just start looking around at shit, it seems as if it's in random intervals
Alright robots this is an application process.
I need a cow, a woman who will live in my house (2000sq ft, five bedrooms. I live alone) who will clean, cook, decorate, and make it to where I never have to buy milk again. I make in the upper five figures annually so a generous allowance is do-able. You pay no utilities or anything like that. You can be fat, black, ugly, it doesn't really matter so long as you're clean and mature. I have a vasectomy and can provide paperwork I'm STD free, I'll pay for you to do the same. Performance bonuses are a thing....
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>>27320275
I know a girl like this who is already lactating and lives near you. But she's already hooked up with a sugar daddy so you'd probably have to be pretty loaded to get her attention.
>>27320371
Not loaded. Comfortable. I have enough to turn some of the bedrooms into other things (library, home theater) but I wouldn't call myself loaded. She sounds like a gold digger anyway.
>inb4 that's what you're looking for.
I'm looking for someone a bit different. More genuine.
>>27320464
The agreement you're looking for goes both ways anon. You are objectifying her for what you want (your milk fetish) and she will objectify you for what she wants (money). Once you get past that you can be friends or even love each other.
She has a kid, of course.
OVERRATED YOUTUBERS THREAD.
OI M8 IM ANGRY
if you purposefully watch any e-celebs, do the world a favor and sterilize yourself.
I'd rather live in a world of fundamentalist muslims than one populated by the drooling retards who lap up this democratized "entertainment". The absolute lowest form of the pacifying "circuses". Below professional wrestling even.
Draegast. He's so fucking retarded.
Why do you persist on trying to push the lie that girls have it easier.
Is it because you compare your own situation to girls who are much better off than you to begin with?
Comparing ugly balding fat guys to women who might as well be models is liking trying to point at a billionaire compared to a starving homeless person and saying "see the billionare has a better life"
have you tried looking at situations were all factors were equal, including proposed levels of attractiveness, and then add in all economic societal including region, religion,...
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She's really really cute...
>>27319860
Serious?
Nah very doubt
No one has it as horrible as me so it wouldn't serve a purpose.
What do you think about this? Honestly.
>>27319761
Two white people is so boring, where is the diversity?
I wonder if her tits are actually that big or the dress has a lot of extra space
I'm being serious. I'd like to get your thoughts on this.
Hey weirdo stop staring at me, I'm doing yoga
Then why aren't you wearing yoga pants and why are you in my house?
This story doesn't add up at all!
What? I'm just going to downward dog naked. If you get in the way of my penis I will file for rape.
>tfw no yoga slut roommate to creep on
All I have is my laptop and four white walls to keep me company.
>women complaining about being depressed
>women complaining about being lonely
>women complaining about having anxiety
>women complaining about not having a boyfriend
I'm not sure how the average woman could delude herself into thinking she could be depressed, lonely, anxious or perpetually single. If you're female barring major deformity you can arrange to be in the company of your pick of girls and guys via social media such as tinder or yik yak, you don't even have to leave your room.
As far as anxiety I don't imagine it's easy to be anxious when you receive nothing but positive reinforcement throughout any given day.
>lurk fembot thread
>most of their feels are about bfs or ex bfs
>the few that say they are too ugly have 10+ thirsty beta replies
>>27319554
>virgin faggot thinks women have it easy
>we're all worthless humans
>get over yourself
Taking all these anti psychotics tryna kill self, see you later robots. Love u guys
I don't think anti-psychotics are deadly, anon.
>>27319542
ppuuu
do a flip faggot
Probably won't kill you but rather give you some real damage making your life worse and you won't be able to kill yourself properly.
This is not fair. I've been wasting 6 to 8 hours a day on a fucking videogame for the past 6 months, destroying any kind of link I still had to reality, trying to be the best I could be and I did improve faster than most people but they didn't play nearly as much as me.
Then he came.
Random 13 year old prodigy faggot with skills most people wouldn't be able to reach in years.
And he has less than half my playcount in about 6 months as well and doesn't even care that much about the game, it's just an hobby for him
Why was I so retarded?
Why...
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>>27319540
your only mistake was not playing to enjoy the game
>>27319540
>competitive games are just another IQ test
This is one of the reasons I haven't played vijay in quite a while
>>27319540
What game was it?Entirely original.
>tfw 24 years old and can't drive
>literally afraid of shit even being a passenger in a car, always worried that we are too close to other cars or that that car will pull out and hit us or change lanes and hit us
Just kill me guys. I don't know how everyone makes it look so easy
>>27319484
it's fucking easy
i've only practiced for 2 weeks of driving ever and passed my test.
>>27319484
Yeah its nothing
I'm 18, been driving since July, and it's already the most casual shit ever. Dont over think it.
>>27319512
ive failed my driver test over 4 times and im 20, i lost all my points on the test because i was easing up to stops too soon my last time or i would have had it
>make tinder
>autolike 1000 girls
>only 5 fatties like you back
>tfw you're uglier than you thought
You're prob fat too faggot
Let me fix this for you OP
>Make tinder
>autolike 1000 6-10/10 girls
>am solid 4/10
>Only crazy, thick, 6/10 I only liked because I had an erection like back.
>have masturbated and cried (normal routine)
>convince self they're beneath me, continue being KV.
There we go, that sounds more like reality.
>>27319263
Sauce on OP pic?
Shes delicious
>20yo V
>Invited to town last Friday night by a friend
>First time in years
>See this slut girl who used to go to my high school
>"Do I know you from somewhere?" she asks
>"Yeah, we went to high school together, I was in the year above you"
>"Oh yeah, you used to have long hair?"
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>>27319116
Disgusting slut.
I can't see the time when violence comes back rampant in the west, and women are brought back under control like the adult children they are.
Comfy bush? What?
>not saying "o..k..." And giving her a disgusted look
>not walking away and ignoring her afterwards
It's like you're not bitter
Why don't you just date a singIe mom? She'd love you for who you are.
>>27319089
>She'd love you for who you are.
Yeah a $$$ machine
>>27319089
she'd love you for what you can offer her child
>taking care of another mans child.