So, this board is basically tumblr now, I don't know how to unsubscribe from many of your crying-worthy normie threads. And the robot is a pain in the ass for everyone but nohting else.
what to do?
>>27341405
Aggravate for a /hikki/ board.
Move. The robot stops a lot of shitposting. The place turned into s4s central without it.
The only way is to remove the robot (again) and rename /r9k/ as /wiz/. That'd at least discourage the normies from shitting up our board and it pretty much as been unofficially /feels/ anyway since like 6 years ago.
>tfw been watching wingsuit videos for like a year now
>looks like it's the most amazing thing ever
>wageslave
>been saving all the money my wife allows me of my salary for a go pro and a wingsuit
>savings include not eating at work (work 8+ hours)
>been like this for a couple of months now
>mfw my wife took her son and bought him an xbox one, a 4k TV and...
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>>27341400
I'm probably way younger than you but hey, think like that. At least your wife is happy and her son is enjoying life and having good things. You are good, you do good things, but if you care so much about videogames and tvs then you should give them less expensive stuff so they don't need to buy new and expensive stuff. You know, THINK.
>>27341400
>mfw my wife took her son
> a pair of jordans
You reap what you sow, man. you should have expected this.
>>27341502
>>27341502
>but if you care so much about videogames and tvs then you should give them less expensive stuff so they don't need to buy new and expensive stuff
They don't listen to me, did you not read? They took my cash without telling me anything, despite me giving my wife most of my salary, bitch took it and bought faggot kid all that shit.
>that kid thread
>that kid that said XD in real life
>that kid that seemed super awkward around girls
>that kid that just went to the library each lunch break
>the kid who tried playing on the school computers
>the kid that talked TOO much
>that one fucking kid who wore the same hoodie every day
>>27341183
that was me lmao
>that kid who would send anonymous "questions" over Facebook but just talk about his cock
>that kid who groped girls asses in crowded hallways between class
>that kid who stalked one teacher he thought was hot
>that kid who told girls he was crying when they rejected him over msn
>There are "men" who prefer left to the right one
Is Katy standing on a box or something
>>27341128
left is better
>there are """"""men"""""" who prefer the one on the right
Who else is drinking tonight?
>>27341110
Me. Vodka
Honestly thought I might have to hospitalize myself the other day. I couldn't even drink very much because it just made me hurt more. My body and liver were on fire. But because I drank less I didn't wake up too hungover the next day and I was fine :D I'm taking it pretty easy tonight too
Alcoholism
Downed about 335 gr cognac, i think its close to 500 ml. I feel even more depressed.
>>27341349
I've mostly cut out hard liquor from my drinking. Had a good year where I was getting blackout trashed 3-4 nights a week. These days it's mostly beer.
I have no friends, let alone the chance of getting a girl friend, can't do drugs because I live with my parents because I'm on constant suicide watch, don't have a drivers license because the mentioned suicide watch, am socially awkward, and have crippling depression. Give me 1 reason to live /r9k/
Idk either anon, sorry bro
Because if you're asking why you shouldn't, you want a reason not to.
No one on 4chan is going to be able to give that to you. If you really want to live, go find something worth living for, or kill yourself.
Who are we kidding, we're all just going to whine to one another until God does us in.
Not needing people nor their aproval. It's never been easier to be socially awkward, depression is more treatable than ever (and also is very common, it's not just you) and suicide is a permanent solution to temporary problems. Try following any interest you have and taking life step by step, you won't solve all your problems in a single day. Good luck man.
I'm bored, can't sleep.
I teach STEM at a tiny private university in the USA. I am a "lecturer" which in the US means I have a Master's instead of a PhD.
Ask me anything. Here are some random things that might interest you:
>Diversity matters in hiring. It is cheaper to promote "diversity" by hiring people who aren't the best fit for the job but are minorities because scholarships (to increase and retain minority students) cost money.
>I have total control...
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>>27341050
Is it a good private university or one of those private universities that no one has heard of because they're shit? Do you want to do this forever?
>>27341050
Camile Paglia specifically mentioned the plight of educators in universities today. I mean you sort of get the social prestige, but that's a very cold comfort. I wonder if kids coming into colleges and universities today realize what a raw deal it is. It was for me and I graduated almost a decade ago.
>>27341050
which STEM degrees do you think actually translate to employability?
RED ALERT
RED ALERT
THE NORMIES ARE AT IT AGAIN
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STOP STEALING OUR MEMES
RED ALERT
RED ALERT
FIRST PEPE NOW WOJACK
beaches and shores man
beaches and shores
>90.000 people have seen/upvoted that
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27341046
Memes in general have become fodder for the average idiot - it tracks with the proliferation of facebook. The days of memes even having a slight value are long gone.
>2016
>rocking the classic autism shoes and white socks combo ever
Massive red flags:
>defending autism shoes
>thinking all sneakers / running shoes = autism shoes
>thinking NB = autism shoes
>getting super flustered and insisting the OP is gay and from /fa/
>insisting they're the only shoes available in wide sizes
>>27340977
Wearing any type of running shoes outside of exercising is autism
>>27341100
Not really. People wear Nike Frees and Ultra Boosts around campus all the time.
>>27341100
>admitting to being this utterly clueless
What is a meal I can prepare and eat everyday and get everything I need nutritionally and not die if I eat it the rest of my life?
Minimal cost is good too. Can I live off rice and cuts of chicken? Or maybe just cans of Campbell's split pea or vegetable beef soup and lunch meat and cheese sandwiches?
>>27340929
bread and butter and lettuce
I've thought of this too. Some soy shakes claim to have all necessary nutritional ingredients.
>>27340929
Also under 1200 calories and I only eat once a day.
I'm trying to diet so I need to start simple.
>Everyday he's mean to me
>"Just kill yourself," he says
>"No one will ever love you"
>"You're so ugly and boring"
>"I wish you were dead"
>I try and avoid him, but he always finds me
>He's family, and the only person I speak to
>No wonder I'm suicidal, if the only person...
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>>27340856
>"I should just kill myself"
>"No one will ever love me"
>"I'm so ugly and boring"
>"I wish I were dead"
Today I realised that I have to be kind and compationate to myself. It's not healthy having these thoughts go round and round in my head.
That sucks like hell. Try your hardest to ignore what he says, and if you can don't speak to him at all. I know it can be tough to remove yourself from an abusive situation, but if you do, your life will be so much better. Even if you are alone you are better off than if you are with someone who hurts you like that. BTW, don't hurt yourself because of something someone else said. That is the opinion of one person. It is NOT a fact, and most people don't think that. And you will find love, everyone does. It might not be now, but someday I know you will find the...
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>>27340856
If you're serious, I'm here for you if you need help. I'll give you my throwaway email if you need it, and I can contact you from there.
ITT: little things you do to get back at normies
>have O negative blood type - universal donor
>constantly hear blood banks need my blood type for donations
>imagine saving Chad's life with my blood, and that blood going to his erection to fuck a girl
>not going to happen ever
>>27340790
What did normies ever do to you? Nothing
Aside from ostracizing me and destroying everything I find happiness in?
>>27340815
Gtfo notmalfag. You want to know what they did? They existed and had the audacity to have a better life than me.
>G'day anon! After I set this little bugger down how's about you and I check out the stingrays over there?
noo ;_;i want to fuck bindi irwin really bad
>>27340665
;_;
he was too beautiful for this world
also too keen to pull that barb out
>It'll be ten years this September
Jesus
why does everyone hate me?
if I do something. people get mad at me.
if I dont do anything. people also get mad at me?
my friend has been slowly replacing me with someone else. I said that he should sleep. and he went off against me on how im jealous and he's better than me.
why does this always happen?
why cant others be nice to me?
>>27340649
:(
orginalo commento familio
everyone's a cunt and no one cares about anyone other than themselves
welcome to modern life
I don't like you either, famalam.
>Scientifically proven to have the least attractive student body in the country
>Not even that good academically
What the fuck was I thinking
>>27340640
This is a good thing. It just means that you blend in with your peers for once in your life.
>>27340640
where's the study? i mean it surely has to be better then a lot of community colleges.
ayy lmao I'm at UH too
>blacks and asians everywhere