>yfw you get caught creeping
kek. guy gets busted trying to take pics of a girl on a bus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2CEV15Gv5U&inb4 some neckbeard points out that this was on reddit....who cares?
lol britbongs
>>27352850
its clearly in australia.
british men have a degree of civility when engaging in courtship rituals
poor robot can't get a moments peace from the eternal female jew
also this was on reddit op
If you had the chance to gain eternal happiness, that is, an existence from there-on-out of only happiness and no worries. Would you go for it?
I mean, would you give up lifes ups and downs, knowing that you would be absolutely happy that way? I don't want to argue about what your personal definition of happiness is, the way the total bliss is achieved doesn't matter in this. I am talking about the achieved state/feeling of happiness with an eternal duration (imagine a fairy wish or somesort of everlasting drug). This could mean that you just freeze in your tracks...
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>>27352562
I alraedy signed myself up for heaven, so yes.
>>27352688
so you are perfectly fine with the idea of a full-stop of reality aslong as you can't feel any regrets about it afterwards?
I think my depression has given me certain insights into reality and human nature, a certain "deeper" level of thought. As in, I know people who are utterly vapid. Completely hollow. It's as if no thought passes through their mind. I couldn't exist like that. So if I had to start afresh, as if my depression never happened, I would decline. If though, you could get rid of my depression from now onwards, and I could retain my experiences, what reason is there to say no?
Post pics of what you are currently doing, let other bots guess/judge.
>>27352527
what kind of horn is that OP? i can't tell if french horn or something else
Judge me. It's almost 1 P.M. and I'm still in my boxers in bed.
>>27352577
Bass trombone, my relative.
Been talking and hanging out with this girl, but for some reason im afraid to make any moves, maybe cause i really like this one and she told me that she's tired of waiting and her ex keeps constantly messaging her so im afraid here that that things might end up badly.
Gonna go hang out with her later today and 100% sure I wanna go in for the kiss, been a long time coming, but I feel like a retard now since I'll do it after she told me she is tired of waiting....
Can you give me any tips /r9k/? How the fk do i do this, what do i say or should I just go...
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I wish I could help but I'm kv so I wouldn't know where to start. Maybe try getting close to her and see how she reacts, I think that if she doesn't try to back away when you try to get closer, you might have a chance
>her ex keeps messaging her
she still wants his dick, i hope you realize this
>>27352466
Umm... Uhhhh..... I dunno...... There's always the possibility of getting cucked by your ex, especially since he's pestering her and probably won't stop when you "go official" or however dating works. Do you have enough self esteem to fail? Does going in for a kiss actually work like in the media? How do you know you're reading the right cues? I dunno op...
> dad talks to me in kitchen
> parents have begun worrying i'm going to kill myself
>>27352066
Well you're here.
No shit.
>Are you seeing someone?
>Are you gay?
>Are you drinking?
>Are you doing drugs?
>Are you going to kill yourself?
Have I missed any steps how questions usually evolve for a robot?
My parents found out I attempted and it crushed them
The are just worried about you anon.
Talk to them. Even if you are suicidal, it'll at least give them the opportunity to brace and improve your life / your relationship with them.
Keep going anon. Don't give up hope yet
How do you all respond to being a NEET when people bother you about it? I have to go this family thing soon and all of my relatives are happy, successful and rich.
I on the other hand am a depressed, jobless retard NEET who is broke. They are all doctors, engineers, accountant, grad students, etc
I'm going to have to spend an entire week putting up with
"Oh you haven't found a job yet"
"Oh why can't you get a job"
"Oh why are you always so quiet"
"Why dont you have a gf"
"Why don't...
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why even bother going?
I'm a suicidal drug addict who's fucking losing it. Thanks for reminding me.
>>27352073
I care about my family it would be rude not to show up
would this be a good practice gf?
No but you'd make a shitty practice bf
>>27351947
Why not just a gf? what's this meme about practice whatever?
>>27351947
she'd make a good gf period. damn it i love lanky goofs like her
>work out for a year straight
>still look like shit
>do a 2month cycle
>this was rhe result
>on top of this, 5 foot 7
JUST
>>27351646
>>do a 2month cycle
Did you really do a cycle in your first year of fitness :(?
>he fell for the starting strength meme
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>27351646
pretty hot tbqh senpai
Why don't the roasties on this board just admit that they're shit? Why can't they admit their whole gender is shit?
They're faced with so much statistical data but they just cannot admit it. They always think "Oh, I'm not like that girl" but they are
Roasties of /r9k/, awaken, admit you're shit, and together we can work on bettering your gender.
Admitting any fault reduces the value of their victimhood card.
>>27351432
Don't they realize we can see through their victimhood games?
>>27351580
Ignorance is bliss, plus if they clamour loud enough, some people will believe them. Normies, betas, people who haven't gotten the chance to take the redpill, if we don't break their chains nothing will happen
I think I fucked up bros
I finally decided to get a hooker.
I was nervous so I took some sedatives and drank and I remember distinctly taking off the condom and going raw dog. Even fucked her in her ass until my dick was raw and came in her
>pic related
What are the chances I got AIDS
Also general hooker stories
I'm very sorry Mr. Anon, but we're going to have to... amputate the penis.
>>27351336
Chances are pretty high if shes got AIDS herself. Looks like warts.
Was it an expensive escort or was it just a hooker from the streets?
That's not aids, it's herpes.
t.herpes owner
Something is dreadfully wrong with me guys. Its gotten past the point where I can laugh at it even. I dont know what went wrong but I got so fucking blindsided by my own brain. I figured I was a pretty normal person, have had friends, gfs, and never fapped to anything too out of the ordinary. Then all of a sudden I saw pic related. I felt something weird in my gut, almost butterflyish when I saw her. When I saw Judy Hopps. I tried to ignore it but it kept poking at my animal brain. Finally the breaking point. Bored out of my mind one time I started googling pictures of her and...
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>>27351114
I'd fuck that bunny
one day soon im going to fuck that bunny
>>27351129
>>27351157this is how it starts famalam
"I can't believe you cheated on me with a woman that's better looking than me. Don't know if I should be mad or impressed."
Is this really how roasties think
>tfw no loyal, subservient cuckquean gf
>>27352392
of course not
they are always mad
they dont stay mad for long though, especially if you're chad
When did you realize lifting is a meme if your face is ugly?
People on this board were calling the guy in the 2nd picture from the left an 8/10 if he took his glasses off. People on here are absolutely retarded when it comes to measuring others' looks accurately.
they probably wouldn't look so freakish if they didn't roid
>fat
>been fat all my life
>may or may not get facial gains when I lose it all
>don't know until I do it
It's like playing the lottery
>looking for a job
>"Requirements: Well-groomed and friendly appearance"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Robots are not allowed to get a job in this shitty society
>when they say you're overqualified.
>>27350831
Mate have a fucking shower once a day, get a haircut and shave reguarly, dress in clean clothes..
It's really that easy.
because taking a shower, combing your hair, and wearing something half decent is just too demanding.
have any scientific or technological advances been made that would make it possible for me to physically fuck this rabbit yet?
>>27350597
Just give it like 2-3 years for good VR porn then go to the furry community and ask them for porn of her (they will of definitely made some), put on VR headset with rabbitfucking the game and fuck your onahole
>>27350597
No. You just gotta wait for matrix level VR mane
You could stick your dick in a stuffed animal desu