How does this picture make you feel? Robots
Perfectly fine because I have a gf and we snuggle like this every night
>>27362875
nothing tbqhonesto
indifferent, because I have literally no need for love or external validation
>You got nowhere to run, anon. I'm taking you out for good!
>>27362809
Aim for the head. I don't want to linger on this realm of existence any longer than I need to.
*unzips light saber*
N-no! Don't shoot! I'll do anything you ask, I-I'll even eat you out.
Hey guys, I ruffled the hair of one of my female friends a couple weeks ago and she got pretty angry with me. We haven't spoken since then, and I didn't text her or anything.
Should I apologize for what I did? I feel like that would be beta behaviour. I kind of want to talk to her again but I feel like she's still mad and doesn't want anything to do with me. I caught her looking at me in two of my lectures, which made me nervous and I'm not sure how to handle it. I think she hates me so much that she wants to know where I am in the hall so she...
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>>27362657
Did you post about this before? Are you the same guy? I can't remember how long ago it was, not that long though
>>27362730
Yes, that was probably me anon. What do you think?
>>27362742
Not sure dude. I'm not too good with this stuff. It's kind of a weird situation. Like if you bring it up it kind of seems like you're making a big deal out of nothing, but that's kind of what she seems to be doing
I guess you've got to be the judge here m8 and do what you feel's right. If you think you guys were close enough where it wasn't crazily out of line then maybe let it go and see if she gets over it. If you think maybe you were slightly out of line maybe say something...
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How do I get better at talking to girls?
You know exactly what you need to do
>Anon! You know us girls are people, too. All you have to do is bee yourself and I'll accept you for who you are! teehee~
>>27363103
top fucking kek
women arent people and i could never be gay because i could never fuck someone i respect.
>tfw stalking girls on instagram/twitter
Me at the left
>accidentally liking a picture from a year ago
facebook had a "download this image" button on pictures (dont know if they still do, I deleted my facebook after that) that I used often until someone told me that the person that owns the picture get a system message saying which user downloaded the picture.
Do you guys collect anything?
I started collecting old Yu-Gi-Oh stuff recently, opening up two boxes tonight. Power of the Guardian and Champion of Black Magic, both Jap OCG from 2002. Opening packs is pretty comfy.
I collect and compulsively name images of celebrities I like, male and female. I masturbate the female ones and have elaborate fantasies about them. I really enjoy collecting them, but rarely save more than one from the same "set", as then it feels more like hoarding than collecting the best of the best.
I collect friends
>>27362282
How big is your collection? I've been trying to think of something I can collect digitally for when I don't have money for cards.
Pic Related is close of of D.D. Warrior Lady I pulled in the first pack of Power of the Guardian
>if you suck 1000 dicks you'll have infinite money and 3 wishes (none of that "i wish for infinite wishes")
the only thing you get out of it is experience and the 2 prizes, so no chance of catching disease and nobody, not your friends nor family find out about what you've done.
would you do it, /r9k/? why? why not?
>>27361894
Obviously. I'd do it for a single wish. Three and infinite money?
I could become the richest, smartest, healthiest, most attractive man alive. I'd rather live with the secret shame of prostitution in order to have literally everything.
I'd probably suck 1000 dicks for free no homo.
if i could go on by my own pace i'd suck maybe 2 dicks a day
it'd take me 1.3 years or so to do
figure i would get pretty good at it so maybe 4 minutes to cum
so 10 minutes a day of dick sucking for 1.3 years in exchange for becoming a god
Would you rather wake up tomorrow and find out your whole life since you've been eighteen has been a wildly successful reality TV show? Or, you wake up and everything since 18 has been a dream, and you're still 18
I'd rather not wake up at all, family.
>>27361812
I have a lot of work to do. Only a few months to invent Facebook and get it up and running if I want to beat Zuckerberg.
I desperately want to be 18 again. God please. If I pray enough will it work?
What are the thoughts of /r9k/ on this man?
That's not mystery.jpg
Whos that faggot?
Tyler is better.
Also does he still dress like that?
Is dying for a cause that would not benefit you in your lifetime and may not succeed an honorable act or a waste of a human life?
Human life is worthless. Trancend your biology.
there is no such thing as benefit. just ebbs and flows.
>>27361596
Depends on the cause. Dying for Hitler's Germany? A worthy cause
How the fuck do I leave 4chan? I don't think I can take it anymore...
You can't. You're here forever.
>>27361591
Post with the name "Jim Profit."
If you really want to leave do it.
Preoccupy yourself my good sir, this is literally my first time back in weeks, now that school is out for the week :x
>have gf now
>constantly worried about her cheating
I mean eventually she's going to so what's the point?
should I even care? I'm not sure if I can even fall in love with anyone.
eh, what makes you think she will?
if you think she will then accept that now and don't worry about it.
if you think she won't then don't worry about it.
Just keylog her phone, computer, and tablet. Then you can rest easy knowing for sure what she is really thinking. Done this multiple times to people I thought were suspicious in a living arrangement, you learn more than you would think.
>>27361557
A successful relationship is built on trust, even if it's just an illusion.
You need to let go of some of your perception of power over her. Have confidence, OP. If you don't, it'll be a self-fulfilling prophecy.
What are some cheap at home hobbies that can keep you occupied and that ease the pain ? Please.
>>27361445
Get a cheap-ass guitar, learn chords from the internet
>>27361793
I have one but I can't get myself to play for hours... But thanks anon, I'll try to play more.
>>27361844
Hours is too long to play guitar. I'm currently nursing a callus and those things actually sting a little. Do you sing? Do you write? Write a song. That shakes things up a little.
>tfw atheist but still believe something is out there
Anyone else the same way? Logically it seems that atheism makes the most sense, and yet it's like my mind can't truly accept that after death, there is nothing and it's all four naught. A part of my brain just seems to scream NO NO NO! Where does this odd spiritual drive come from?
>>27361405
so agnosticism?
>>27361405
You're agnostic senpai.
>>27361405
you can be spiritual without being religious
Cheerful thread. Just try to encourage someone, put a positive vibe out. Very suicidal tonight.
OP I don't know you but I love you my man and hope everything works out, things can't stay bad forever, I promise, you don't have to trust me but at least give it a shot, you're worth it to people who don't even know you, that's saying something
Kill yourself, you stupid cock sucking faggot.
fuck that shit stay calm and suffer through life for the people that love you... that's the only way to go, killing yourself only fucks them over