Ok, so I've heard from a lot of people that showing unconditional love to a girl is a mistake, and the best way to keep her interested is to treat her badly.
I understand this, but I'm wondering HOW badly? What sort of things can I do to treat my girlfriend like shit without her immediately freaking out and thinking I've become an asshole.
Would appreciate any advice or stories from people who this has worked for.
>>27370086
>treat woman like trash
>get arrested when she gets bored
>>27370086
if you can't do it naturally it will.never work. you have to invest yourself no matter what for one and for two you have to naturally just be attractive enough for a girl to want to keep putting up with your shit. that or have enouth money. if you have the money you'll basically just be paying a girl to talk/do shit to her which is retarded
tl dr, dont do it
Just don't make her feel like she doesn't have to work for your affection and that you don't have other options.
This doesn't mean being physically abusive.
Flirt with other girls. Don't give in to her female bullshit. Feel free to take charge when necessary.
I've really had enough of all you "robots"
>decide to add a couple people from a steam id thread
>talk to them for a couple of days, end up talking to one guy for a few weeks
>we play a variety of games together, primarily killing floor 2
>he talks a lot about anime to me, which is ok because I've watched most he mentions
>we go to play killing floor again
>this time...
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>>27369999
>are all of you guys really incapable of being friends with a girl?
yes
Shut up you worthless cum-guzzling cunt, you know exactly what the fuck is up.
>>27369999
Nice fucking quads you menstrual tit-having whore
Femanon here. Eating some crunchy veggies. Anybody wants to hear me chewing loudly?
>>27369947
A fembot?
ree
>>27369947
how about singing greensleeves and posting it to voocaroo?
I literally made a thread about crudites that just fell off the board.
WHY did you not post in it, femanon?and I'd be interested, if you burp after eating them and say excuse me
>Hi anon, nice to meet you. I'm a Syrian refugee and the government designed me to temporary live with you for a year. I hope you won't mind.
what do?
Yeah okay as long as you clean my room and help me with the gardening
Remove the Kebab
>>27369875
Why ? It tastes better than burrito
>just lift brah, start LIFTING, get in shape dude!
You hit the GYM HARD, while Chad eats pizza
Girls look at your gymcel body and think "ewww what a try hard" while they look at the chad and think "i love him, he just does what he wants, not even concerned about the whole lifting thing".
Chad STILL looks INFINITELY better than you because of his GENETICALLY DETERMINED HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME.
Why haven't you learnt yet?
It's either ALPHA GENETICS, or BETA RESULTS.
Then explain how so many guys who look way, way worse than the guy on the left still have gfs
>tfw wide shoulders and back
wew lad at least I'll never look like the guy on the left
Dude on the right has some huge shoulders.
I just took 5x80mg oxycontins. How long till I die?
>>27369741
-53 minutes
>>27369741
Shit u will actually die
>>27369741
>tfw my copy of cyber sleuth is coming today
All I want are chicken tenders
Fresh from the hands of the tendie vendors
Chunks of chicken I will toss
Into spicy mustard sauce
Mommy, I am hungry - famished
Those nuggies on my plate have vanished
I suggest you get me more
Now, not later, fucking whore!
I scream and shout and wet my diapies
My bum needs soothing wipey wipeys.
Do you want me to get a rash?
Only you would be so brash
This is why my daddy's gone
I'm ashamed to call you mom.
Mommy cries, and fills my plate
Tries...
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This is one of the darker tracks from MC Pepe.
I myself prefer "Poopiez out my butt" and "Reeeeee at my niggas".
I am literally shaking rn
Well done OP, you've proven you can rhyme at a high school level
And its all thanks to Globalisation.
Let me explain.
Globalisation has exponentially increased competition between people from different countries who have access to the same knowledge (via the internet) and have the same aspirations/desires as you.
This inevitably creates a global survival of the fittest culture where naturally chads and normies come up on top.
Whereas all the betas?
Isolated and outcasted from society. No one cares about them. They will never get a stable job. They will never get a stable relationship because women will always want chads cock. Even though the government and SJW liberals are pro-life and against suicide, they secretly just want all the betas to die off already. Theyre bad for the economy. Inefficient and useless to society. They just dont want to admit it in public because theyll lose their reputation and careers in big multinational firms.
Although the percentage of betas in society is small, it quickly multiplies in large populations. Japan already has a couple of million NEETS. South Korea already has a couple of million NEETS. All the poor European countries that have been cucked by immigration already have millions of NEETS. America also has a NEET problem but thanks to guns, most just kill themselves in either school shootings, gang violence or suicide by cop.
Rich betas arent exactly a problem because they have the money to afford the NEET life.
But what about the poorfag betas? You got a situation brewing up if thats left unchecked. Multiply that with a religious or political ideology and you got a beta revolution. Infact you could argue what we are seeing in Europe is a Muslim beta revolution.
Even so, right now the betas are still too lazy, disorganised, and have no unified goal to do anything close to a beta revolution. So they will continue to get cucked by normies, live miserable and uneventful lives, living on NEETbux (if they can) until a breaking point is finally reached.
>>27369626
A bit exaggerated here and there but the general idea is accurate imo, there is a new lower class brewing.
>>27369626
A Muslim beta revolution?
You are saying bullshit here. Muslims are anything but betas.
>>27369626
They don't want betas to die, they want them to work as slaves and then die without using their retirement money, without getting affection. But society only functions thanks to beta's labor. Garbage collection, sewer maintenance, infrastructure building, powerlines building and maintenance, powerplant building, maintenance, operation... all the very important but not very rewarding stuff.
Betas are a slave class now because they don't even get to have a stable family of their own. The problem is that most only realize it too late. When they already spent their life giving everything they had to society only to get nothing in return.
How many of you use gas lift computer chairs like in my pic?
I work at a hospital, today we had an obese gentlemen who came in dead on arrival via ambulance. When he sat on his computer chair, because of his weight, he caused the gas lift system to explode, sending a couple bits of metal straight up through the bottom cushion and into his bowels, he died within 10 minutes of the call.
Don't slump your body weight onto your chairs when you sit down.
>>27369533
Or alternatively don't be obese as fuck
>>27369533
Less fatties in the world.
Sounds good to me.
>>27369533
*Obesity is dangerous
Anon, your test results came back, I'm sorry to say this but you're a virgin
How can i cure this doctor?
Is it terminal doc? Tell me there's a way to fix it.
>>27369651
Well anon you need to find a girl who likes you
So, after all the job applications (mom's wish) I finally received call for an interview on Monday. What do? Am I going to be a wagecuck for the rest of my life? Is this the beginning of the end?
if you truly don't want to work then just act like a retard at the job interview. that should work, right?
Isn't the monday after easter a holiday where you live?
>>27369539
Orthodoxy.
>>27369515
That could work but would make poor parents angry. Also I don't have to try a lot. It's a sales job, which means nice personality, which I don't have, I dislike people most of the time.
I need some advice /r9k/
My wife recently brought the subject of polyamory and asked me if I would be okay with an open relationship. I told her I had to think about it first.
It's been 2 days and I can't stop thinking about it. On one hand women are free and I shouldn't decide what she can or cannot do with her body, especially as a white male. But on the other side I can't help but feel displeased with the idea, especially since, unlike her, I don't have many interactions with the opposite sex in my private and professionnal life so...
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>>27369324
You could catch flounder with this one
>asked me if I would be okay with an open relationship
She's already fucking another guy.
Are you interested in tiny houses OP? Might be right up your alley.
What was the last text (or whatsapp, viber etc. message) you received from a female that's not blood related to you?
For me;
>It's okay, no problem.
>I just don't want to talk Philip. I was just seeing if you were okay and were seeing someone.
Not even kidding. My life is fucking fantastic.
Don't get too mad, i love you, don't forget that. You can go home in a few hours.
>>27369177
>I wanted it to be a surprise!
Some bitch bought me a bunch of workout supplements (~$200 worth), a new pair of running shoes, and an annual porn pass (she doesn't watch porn, so she's not aware it's free or some shit). It was like $500 that she spent. She's not even my fucking girlfriend.l, but I tore that ass up a few times.
>Daddy, what's a Jew? Uncle Barrett said we need to get one since you and mommy broke up. So you can keep all your money. He says Jews are good at talking to judges. What do Jews do?
Uncle Barret clearly explained that sweet pea. They talk to judges. Now go read.
How original... What an F'n tool.
>>27369386
And yet you bothered to bump the thread
It's Thursday night. What are you all getting up to this long weekend?
Listening to shitty anime music to be honest
I'm wagekeking all weekend. Don't mind the sweet public holiday $$$ though. Plus nearly everything is shut here in QLD tomorrow (and Sunday)
Also might buy a new gaming keyboard on Saturday. Any recommendations? I like the look of the logitech G810.